OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

U missed the great bordem 😱

LOL

😱

so ummm...yeah.....anyway....
JDG: *takes machetes rum and skulld it all*

meh...(i love that saying😆)

meh??....LMFAO

Meh..?

*sigh*.....i'm bored......YET AGAIN!!!!
SO....................anyway.....i'll try and get back on topic agian shall i?

JDG: *finnishes skulling rum then smashes bottle on machetes head*
Cheeco: *starts ripping out machetes hair*

Google: ill help u michael!
*bashes up cheeco and gets 1 ton block and throws it at JDGs head* mwhahahaha! *grabs machete and takes him to rescue
M_G: Hey u stupid gay monkey You took the "machete NOT ME!
Google: well im sorry dont yell at me! *sobs8
M_G: argh stupid gay monkeys!
Google: Its how i want to be *flys off with a machete*

(((~how can a monkey even pick up a 1 tonne block??? LOL~)))
JDG: *stumbles around dayzed and is seeing 3 or 4 of the same thing everywere* woooooooowoooowowowwwwwooooohhhhhh erh!!!!.............how come u can split in2 2????.....wooowww head........hurts.........*stumbles over cheeco's knocked out body on the floor*...aaaahhhhhh bloody......wow.....theres 2 cheeco's!!!!! yay...*gos 2 pick up cheeco but trys 2 pick up the "double"* arrgh come ere ye bloody thing!!!!
Cheeco: *gets up all of a sudden then screaches and faints again*
JDG: WOW!!!........i need a drink.......*holds hand out 2 machete as if 2 say "gimme yer rum"*

LMFAO!! LMFAO!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

JDG:*still on the ground with hand streached out*
c'm on mattie!!....gimme some rum!!!!! *holds head with other hand in pain* PLEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!!
Cheeco: *still motionless* (cant spell 😆)

LOL see at the end there you put :>laugh<: but a bracket next to it so it made 🙂 I Did that today!😆

wow thats nice....LOL............................... 😆

JDG: fine b that way!!! *gets up and try's 2 stableize but fails*......arrgh.....i can't get up thanx 2 yer munki......GET ME SOME RUM!!!!! *points 2 the bar tender*....NOW!!....or i'll slap ye!!!! (lol)
Cheeco: *wakes up and juss sits there dayzed*

M_G *shoots all the monkeys*
JDG: *looks at M_G in discust*
m_g:..Eh..they were being gay...........litrle..

hey?.......u cant control me MR!!!!!!!! LOL ah well

Cheeco: *ISN'T dead coz hes cersed*
JDG: *starts mumbeling 2 self and gets up and stands there 2 awhile*
ye bettter watch yer back.....coz i'll b chewin on it!!! ((( ICE AGE ROX!!! LMFAO~)))
*slaps machete then gets self a bottle of rum*

heh? srry i wasnt listerning..why did i get slapped?

coz u wouldn't get me any rum!!! LOL
i'm lazzy remember?.....LOL

*gives brianna som rum* here ye go 😊

YAY!!! 💃
*takes rum and skulls it*
thanx mattie i take the slap back!!!! 😄
*burps in machete face then laughs*......HA HA
Cheeco: *gets up and stumples over 2 the wrong room 2 go 2 sleep*
(((i can't b bothered playing cheeco at the moment..... heheh 😆 )))