howdy! (LMAO) i've not been here in a while!
i'm going to start acting like a pirate *pulls out sword, drinks lots of rum, ad prances around with patch over eye* whoa, can't see where i'm goin-WHOA!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH *falls over flat on face an breaks nose* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 can i be pirate of the week now? lol
(LOL)
JDG: *laughs at JJ then slaps here on da back*.....mattie.......u gotta long way 2 go....LOL *starts walking away as if the best and without looking were she's going and..........SMACK!...straght in2........THE NON-EXISTANT WALL!*
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.......ME NOSE.......*starts dancing around n pain but nose starts blooding (LOL)*
ahhhhhhhhhh b-......blood????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I H8 BLOOD!!!!!! *keeps runing around then collaspes*........blood?......wazz at?.......azzzzz at?.....is blood?....*faints* (off shrek 1!!!! lol woth donkey)
Cheeco: *rolls eyes then starts singing a pirates life 4 me*
i'm goin swimmin matey!!! *takes off boots* only the finest of pirates can swim and dive as well as i, jack sparrow among them! *walks towards edge of dock* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls off dock and thrashes in water* ARRRGGG SAVE ME MATTIES!!!!!! I CAN'T SWIM WITH SO ENORMOUS A WOUND!!!! *waits for JDG to save her, an then drowns*