OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

erm, thanks cheeco...

ARRRGGGG!!!! I AM A PIRATE!!!!! *falls off cliff and dies*

hmmm...i swear there wasn't a cliff there a minute ago...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!......omg....LMFAO 😆
Checo: *is cinfused*
JDG: dead???........*looks at the bottom of da cliff*....i didn't no CERSED pirates could die?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!.....*thinks*.....meh ah well......*shrugs then keeps drinking*

hmmmm...now thatu mention it...they can't!!! which means I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hrmph...that means i can't fall off cliffs and die anymore...

freaks

thane you suck!!!go away now.how did you get on??r u in shop???????????

wtf?????......*gets over it* anyway'z.......
JDG: *looks at yeah....yer alive.......duh....LOL *hands a bottle of rum over and then starts singing*
Cheeco: *is still confused*.....wtf?
JDG: *stops and smacks cheeco over the head*..........DRINK GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!.....*shoves a bottle of rum down cheeco's throaght*
Cheeco: *starts chocking...........*

*takes rum from JDG and glugs it all down*

IM A FREAK AND PROUD TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (being a freak is honestly soooo much fun...me an me friends have sooo much fun at school being freaks...)

( SAME HERE!!!! LOL.......apg is always hyper and me also)

FREAKS RULE TH EEARTH!!!!!!! and hyperness is what drives freaks!!! I LUV BEING HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hey i forgot this weeks POTW!!!

oh yeah......u did din't ya!!!! naughty nuaghty!!!!! LOL

arrrgg, matie, i'm a pirate!!!! *steals machete's rum* arrrgggg!!!! where's me bottle opener? ah, well, that's ok i can just use me knife! *takes out knife and pries open bottle* ahhh....*drinks* i think i'll take me rum for a stroll...*starts walking while drinking rum* yo ho ho and a bottle of ru-WHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! *walks off the end of a loong dock and falls into water and drowns*

lmfao 😆
*catches JJ's rum and skulls the rest of it.....then slaps machete on the back* well spit it out!!!!!.....who is it?..............HELLO??????

i think this weeks POTW is gonna be jjoutlaw3
OK CELEBRATE

YAY..........*pats JJ on da back and hands a bottle of rum over 2 her*
GOOD WORK MATTIE!!!!!!.....*whispers in her ear*.....don't get used 2 me giving rum out...LOL *starts drinking*

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does another roundoff cartwheel backhandspring* YIPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOWDY, Y'ALL, I'M PIRATE OF THE WEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *skulls JDG's rum* 🍺 erm, i mean, ARRRRGGGG, mattie, i'm a pirate, aaaarg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL
JDG: *sits back with some popcorn and watches JJ doin cartwheels*
arrgh.....bloody scallywags...........

*steals JDG's popcorn and starts eating it but then barfs it all back up because already stuffed with popcorn from the movies* bleak!!!!!!! i need PIIIIZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i haven't have pizza in like 5 days!!!!! DO U HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I AM GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

hoi hoi.....Ppl, how r ye????????? Wats been going on???

i'm pirate of the week!!!! *puts hands on hips and lifts chin proudly, strutting around the room* i'm a pirate! *trips on chair leg and falls flat on face*