OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

*ding ding ding!!!* oo look its the ice cream man!!!! *chases after ice cream man's truck* COME BAAAACK!!!!!

APG: *leaps on ice cream mans van*
Stop The Truck NOW

*jumps thru window and steals all the ice cream* hmmm...now how do i get out?

APM IF U WANT ICE CREAM COME SAVE ME!!!!

*jumps in back after JJ*
Ok Now Gimme Ice cream!!!

um...ok *hands APM half of stolen ice cream* but now how do we get out of this effing truck?

*jumps out of truck with ice cream and goes splat on the road*
SPLAT

What goes splat on the road? You or the ice cream? 😱

APG: Me *spalt*

*stares down at APG's pancake body and shudders* hmmm *thinks hard* blowup

You mean -- the ice cream's all right?!? 😱

**everyone stampedes, cheering, over APM's fallen form and start scarfing down ice cream**

but not me cause i'm still stuck in the speeding ice cream truck...i cant jump!! look what happened to shannon!

**looks up from scarfing down ice cream to watch JJ speeding into the sunset in the out-of-control ice cream truck**

**ice cream truck jingle getting fainter and fainter** Ding ding, ding ding, ding ding...

APG: *still slated*

*takes deep breath and jumps with eyes closed*
*opens eyes after a minute* hey, i haven't hit the ground yet!!! I'M FLYING!!!!!! *looks down* oh, shit...i jumped off a cliff...

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**covers eyes**

And she was so young... 🙄

Ragetti da BodyGuard: *brings APG back 2 life*

APG: Good work mate now go save JJ

Ragetti: ..............

APG: *slaps head*
I give up

Whats happening in here???.....*is confused*

My bodyguard is a dumb ass

JDF: ~2 ragetti/bodygard~ *waves hands infrount of his face*........HELLLLOOOOOOO?????....*knock's head*......IT'S HOLLOW!!!! 😱

Evil Jack is my body guard/husband/mine/hmmmmm..........