**comes back into thread covered with super glue with bits of popsicle sticks everywhere**
**strange accent** Ze littel Jack Sparrow Cloner -- she is DONE! Now zen, come one, come all and BEHOLD mein creation!!
**unveils the "Jack Sparrow Cloner 3000-and-a-Third while dramatic chord plays in background and bits of string, springs, cardboard and popsicle sticks fall off various parts of the machine**
Now silence pleeze, while I press ze button.
**presses big button marked 'PRESS'; Jack Sparrow clones start walking out**
It works, Igor!! It works!! She lives! It's ALIVE!! **falls down laughing maniacally and has to be carried out and sedated**