OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by APirateMonkey103 pages

APG: Tinkerbell gave me this huge lump of junk
*knocks on his head*
Yep ur right nuthin in there

JDF: told ya so...LOL

LOL

😄

*magically reincarnates self* POOF!!! hey i'm back!!!

JDF: 😱 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *run's and hids under non-existant table*

hey all my inventions may not work...but the rum button works wonders, right?? *pushes button and rum appears* HA! see it does work!! great invention!!!

JDG y are u hiding? did u kill me or something an now i have to avenge meself or something? *kills JDG just in case *

well...hey who is the POTW?? didn't machete say that APG was gonna pick it...but she aint here!

hmmm...maybe i should pick it...TINK!!! i pick TINK!!!!

Tink has inspired me. Maybe I'll invent something... Hmm...

I know! A Jack Sparrow cloning machine, so EVERYONE will be happy.

**goes off, muttering to myself, to find enough super glue and popsicle sticks for invention**

LMFAO!!!!! 😆
hey Machete_Guy/Bending_unit/whateva said he'd b back yesterday BUT HE WASN'T!!!!!!!!!!!.......GRRRRRRRR LOL

wahhhhhh

yeah...

u can't make a jack cloning machine!!! first off, there already is one. second, nobody is satisfied with the clones!

i am...i took them in 1 of the other threads!!! LOL

well u r the only one! 😇
1eye
band
bangin
🍺
blowup

sorry...experimenting...

more
cheers
chair
clapping
clown
crybaby
crazy

more
cry
death
cursing
dev
boat
drunk

HOw nice BU said I could choose POTW SO I choose JJ 😄

**comes back into thread covered with super glue with bits of popsicle sticks everywhere**

**strange accent** Ze littel Jack Sparrow Cloner -- she is DONE! Now zen, come one, come all and BEHOLD mein creation!!

**unveils the "Jack Sparrow Cloner 3000-and-a-Third while dramatic chord plays in background and bits of string, springs, cardboard and popsicle sticks fall off various parts of the machine**

Now silence pleeze, while I press ze button.

**presses big button marked 'PRESS'; Jack Sparrow clones start walking out**

It works, Igor!! It works!! She lives! It's ALIVE!! **falls down laughing maniacally and has to be carried out and sedated**

Tooooooooootttaallyyy✅

Originally posted by Bending_Unit
Tooooooooootttaallyyy✅

Thanks for your support, mate... it means a lot. 😛