OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

A: *Is a bit stunned, but attaches himself to PiB foot, bitting hard. He begins to mumble, only a few words can be made out.* If......want.......take......boot......not....go.

PiB; Owwwwwwww NOT THE BOOT
*Bonks A on the head a few times*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LET GO DAMN U

A: *Still holding on, starts to laugh evily between muffled gagging from holding onto the boot.*

PiB: *leaching out with all claws, swips across A's face a couple times then HISSes madly b4 bighting onto A's tail*
DIIII*gag*IIIIIIII*gag*IIIEEEEEEEEEEE

Violence!! So much violence!!

**runs out of thread with hands in the air**

PiB: *frees himself of A's grip*
Aahhhh Finally 😄

Mort: *joins in 4 the hell of it* ARRGH!!!!!...*jumps on A*

PiB: *jumps on Mort*
HIISSSSS

Mort: *run's* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cheeco: *ambushes PIB* muahahahahahhahaaa

Rummy: *jumps in*
Diiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee

PiB: Hiiiiiiiiisssssssssss
*scratches Cheeco*

Cheeco: hmph *jumps on PIB*
Mort: *dose same thing and knock's a green banana on PIB's head* 😛

PiB: Damn MUNKI'S
*gets sword and stabs Cheeco*
Heh Heh Heh

Cheeco: 🙁 hmph!!! *shoot's pib*
Mort: *still knocking green banana's on pib's head*

PiB: Ha Ha U missed me 😄

Mort: 🙁 *trys again*
Cheeco: *pull's PIB's tail* 😛

PiB: Ow *kicks Cheeco in reflex thwn wakes off his head*

A: *Runs up to PiB & in a flash has taken his BOOTS!* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Shoves the boots on then starts running around in the too-big boots singing:* I'M A IN BOOTS! I'M A IN BOOTS!

😂

Puss in ....: Hey where r my boots? 😑 *c's A*
HIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*jumps on A and tries pullin his boots of A*
MINE MINE MINE MINE

A: *Putting on PiB accent* Nobody toushes tha boots! *Does all those cool little flippy things onto a tree branch* Pray for mercy from A IN BOOTS!