OFFTOPIC THREAD - Closed for 24 hours... Pirate Of The Week!

Started by APirateMonkey103 pages

PiB: *puts sneakers on* Ur sooooo dead
Now ye Moggy Pray for Mercy from Puss in Sneakers 😄
*lunges at A with claws out*

A: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs away. Then comes back, walking slowly & all hunch over.* *couhg* Pray *cough* *hackk* *cough* For *hem* Mercy from *cough* A in *hack* *gag* Gamps Slippers! *Waves smoking pipe feebly at PiB* DAMN

<<<LOL 😆>>>

PiSneackers: Meh? 😑 *hisses then leaps at A with claws out and rips his boots off A*
My BOOTS!!
*hugs Boots then turns back 2 A*
HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS
*jumps on top of A causing them both 2 go tumbling in2 a bin which then gois flyin down a hill*
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A: *Falls out of the bin halfway down. Faints*

<<C'ya guys>>

<<<Cya l8er>>>

PiB: *crashes into tree*
Awwww...At least I have my boots
*realizes he left them at top of hill & start swearin in spanish*

Cheeco: *pix up boots*.....hmmmmmmmm who's r these???....*puts them on*.....ooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo ther fit 😄 *starts running around in them*
Mort: *rolls eyes*.......can i try them on?
Cheeco: NO!!!!......MINE!!!!....*run's off*
Mort: fine then......BE that way!
JDF: get a life u 2'z!!! *skulling rum*

PiS: *c's Cheeco in hiss boots*
Grrrrrr Ur so gonna pay from PUSS IN SNEACKERS
*starts chasing after Cheeco*

Cheeco: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!....*running with super-dooper-hight-tech-fast-boots and has the pib's boots in hands*
na na na na na na naaaa!!!!
JDF: *watches every1 running around*

PiS: GIMME!!!!!!
*linges at Cheeco and grabs his boots*
Ah-Ha
Im PUSS IN BOOTS AGAIN
*chucks sneackers ova head and puts boots on*

APG: 😑

.............

PiB: *struting around happile now that he has his boots back*

Rummy: *planning 2 steal his boots again*

APG: 😑 😕

hmmmmmmmmm

ET: Rummy....what are you doing??? Or better yet what are you thinking????

Rummy: Nothing........Nothing at all

ET: I don't believe you...why does that not surprise me???

Rummy: Imnot lieing *lieing* Im not *still lieing*

ET: Ur lieing...

*get's popcorn and sits on mattress 2 watch*....

Miss Brown: Now iv seen everything

ET: *grabs rummy's tail and lifts him up so he's upside down* tell me the truth...I don't really feel like hurting you.

JDF: *laughs with mouth full of popcorn*.....pppphhhhaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaaa!!!