Throughout the ages only one man has had the answer to all lifes mysteries...

That mans name is Gabrieldamus. 😛 Cmon someone! Ask away!

Why do you type something up but write something down?

Because english is a backwards ass language...next question.

a donde se fue el gato?? 😕

how many letters are there in the alphabet?

Where is my lipstick? 🙁 I lost it two days ago

por favor que alguien me diga donde esta mi gato, no lo encuentro en ninguna parte 🙁

there are 11 in "the alphabet", and 26 in the english alphabet near as I can tell

Originally posted by Vampiree
Where is my lipstick? 🙁 I lost it two days ago

You're lipstick is in the one place you haven't looked

Originally posted by Blind-Enemy
a donde se fue el gato?? 😕

Your cat is dead. A vietnamese immigrant named Fao ate him for breakfast with an egg and some nappa cabbage...next question.

hmm.... why do you think that my lipstick is in the washing machine?

The earths surface is 196,935,000 sq miles. I'm pretty sure you haven't checked everywhere.

😆 hahahaha 😆
you really surprise me there GAB... I thought you woundnt understand me 😂

who ami where am i and y am i here

Originally posted by Blind-Enemy
😆 hahahaha 😆
you really surprise me there GAB... I thought you woundnt understand me 😂

I didn't... [insert mysterious sounding wind howl]

A question that has plagued me forever. Who's in the kitchen with Dina?

Originally posted by super daz 5000
who ami where am i and y am i here

Wait...Wait...I'm getting something...You are Ronald Reagan contacting me from the afterlife. Hello Ron. You are here because purgatory has a b*tch of a backlog.

I have a question for the great one!

Who is that musician in your sig?

Originally posted by tabby_cat1
A question that has plagued me forever. Who's in the kitchen with Dina?

Dina is in the kitchen by herself. She is talking to her imaginary friend whom she believes has been turned into a dishwasher by Martha Stuart.

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Okay how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?