Throughout the ages only one man has had the answer to all lifes mysteries...

Started by eleveninches4 pages

When will the world end?

Originally posted by eleveninches
When will the world end?

Wait, hmm... I am told that the world soon within the next 4-8 years... the next world power Haiti, will wage a bitter nuclear war against the last communist nation...Netherlands. Wait...there's more...Ann Coulter will divorce her husband; Satan and marry...

Al Sharpton

together they will launch a campaign to get Sharpton into the Whitehouse ... and succeed.

From then on I can see no further...

Why does frustration lead to hate?

Originally posted by drunk_nazgul
Why does frustration lead to hate?

Frustration leads to anger anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side

that really made no sense!

Originally posted by Yuna33
that really made no sense!

Oh yes it did...to a select enlightened few...oh and next time:
Please voice your complaint in the form of a question

okay, how about.......
ARE YOU INSANE?

What is the hightest note you can play?

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
What is the hightest note you can play?

comfortably and consistently, a Db concert.

The trick is long tones.

As quietly as possible in the altissimo (sp?) register starting on Bb concert then up chromatically for about 4-10 counts at m40. Also be sure to retain the tension in your embouchure, even when you're breathing to maximize the effectiveness of the work out.

Originally posted by Yuna33
okay, how about.......
ARE YOU INSANE?

Yes but not clinically. Next question...

Yea I am working on my range.
I have an excersice. I start on low F# and Do Arpeggios, -play two notes, Breath out 2 counts, play 3 notes Breath out 3 counts. ect. Then after I go up 2 octaves I do the same thing down, then start again on a note a half step higher. It's really tireing but thats the point!