Throughout the ages only one man has had the answer to all lifes mysteries...

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
Wait...Wait...I'm getting something...You are Ronald Reagan contacting me from the afterlife. Hello Ron. You are here because purgatory has a b*tch of a backlog.

cool i never knew that 💃 😆 😂 😱 😎

Originally posted by WindDancer
I have a question for the great one!

Who is that musician in your sig?

He is St. John Coltrane. He was born in 1549 and invented arm rests. After writing 5 symphonies he contracted mono and sold his soul to a Hungarian barber to contract syphillus. The only way to cure mono in those days.

Originally posted by Sexay1
😆
Okay how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of butt cords was 7634. By the way I think you owe me a more interesting question... next question.

i have a question!!!

what should i learn?

got one: why? 😠

Originally posted by cLoVi€
i have a question!!!

what should i learn?

You should learn to play nice with the other kids...next!

Originally posted by Vampiree
got one: why? 😠

Because 😐

I KNEW IT!

Originally posted by Vampiree
I KNEW IT!

Then you should ask yourself "why did I ask?" if you knew.

no.. i'll ask YOU.

why did i ask?

the proper answer was "why not"

Originally posted by Vampiree
no.. i'll ask YOU.

why did i ask?

because you were unsure of yourself.

ad why was i unsure of myself? 😈 *keeps on asking*

I have a question?

What is my purpose in life?

...hmmmmm...this is a hard one to answer seeing as how you have no life.

😄 why?

well you ask why because you lack the anylitical capacity to understand your actions. And you're a souless child of Mephistopheles

why? 😉

😑 may i ask why do you think you know everything?

I never said I did! I just get visions of things in my head then I tell you what the visions told me! I mean I never said I was the oracle or nothin!