Throughout the ages only one man has had the answer to all lifes mysteries...

😂 ok.

If you know the answer to everything, why dont you just win the lottery every week??

why are you such an a$$hole?

Originally posted by eleveninches
If you know the answer to everything, why dont you just win the lottery every week??

I don't know the answer to everything. I have visions, clairvoyant visions! I'm not an Oracle or nothin.

the person with all the answers is none other than.....
NEGRODAMUS!

Originally posted by Eccentric
why are you such an a$$hole?

I am an @$$hole because I'm trying to be...more eccentric? 😬

OK Next question!

what is the point in telling people what is to come?
why tell them when they might manipulate it and one day
rule the world?!

Originally posted by Yuna33
what is the point in telling people what is to come?
why tell them when they might manipulate it and one day
rule the world?!

So that they might one day take their portion, or kismet by the reigns and change their existence. So that they might not be puppets or pawns to fates' byzantine game of destiny.

Am i as rutheless as i am cunning? J/K

Originally posted by Raventheonly
Am i as rutheless as i am cunning? J/K

You are...next.

Oh great Gabrieldamus, when will the conflict in Iraq cease?

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
You are...next.

whats that mean?

It means: YOU are as ruthless as you are cunning. Next question please.

What is another name for a dummy on crack?

Rumsfield

What exactly is the point of life?

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
Rumsfield

Holy f*ck. 😂 The way I read it it looked like someone asked you that question in real life and you just responded right away. Damn that was funny. 😂

Originally posted by Eccentric
What exactly is the point of life?

To live??? 😕

Originally posted by Eccentric
What exactly is the point of life?

The point of life is at it's best when sharpened...j/k. The point of life is to create more life so that they can find the point of life. Next question please?

Lol. Good one!!