Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

doesnt give you a cookie

chocolate tastes funny

who am i kidding? cry i want a damn cookie!

like cat pee

cat pee? that is my fave perfume

mine too

cat pee is nice to drink...

cat poo makes a tasty snack

the best perfume in the world Is 'sniff a la Skunk' smells gorgeous ✅

i so have to try that!!!

eau de la toilet is good too

cat food tastes like strawberry jelly...

I love wearing perfume.

y-fonts are my favourite underwear...

no way, mens thongs are way better ✅

they are soft on my package

yeh, pvc ones he he 😄

I'm not scared or frightened by listening to this convo in the least. 😐

i dont have to go now

I went in m knickers...