Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

I don't practice Santeria!

im not a virgian

I aint got no crystal ball...😮‍💨

( i should have left that one for TH to fill in...damn, that would have been funny)

lol

Fire sucks ass

my breath smells funny...

I've began to bribe all the Mods and very soon ill overtake KMC as its new leader
Muahahaha!! Muahahaha!!! MUA!!Ha *cough cough* haha *cough*

*is bribed*

i am beautiful and amazing, and the most talented and wondeful person here!!!!!!

I'm currently in a very VERY good mood!

I dislike sugar

I hate Phoe

I like Harry Potter movies

I think KMC should be burnt down

heh. am i lying or not?

i am not going to smack dogbert

Sir Bob dosn't like HP movies

not at all

I also loved POTC

Orlando bloom should live.

Orlando bloom isn't overrated