Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

I want to screw orlando bloom

Orlando Bloom is a terrific actor, the fact that he's gorgeous doesn't matter to teenage girls

I ate an apple yesterday.scooterDon't mess.

I am sexy

President Bush is a cannibal.

i was antonio banderas's BUTT DOUBLE in original sin

I never tried to kill someone

i have never committed a crime in my life
im am one of the most innocent guy ever

Elijah Wood wants me...

John Cusack wants me 😮‍💨

lil is my sex bunny... whoops, is this the lies thread...?

😂 lmfao!

😄

i hate my xero sister.

I love my life...it's great!

I have lots and lots and lots of money!

i will NEVER MOVE from my country. it's wonderful, beautiful, RICH ad the gorernment is full of inteligent people (😘)

I'm too sexy...

I won an Oscar yesterday for Best Director Assistant 😛

I have the body of an Adonis...the looks of Brat Pitt...and more money than the King of Brunei...