Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

I'm a 40 year-old man living in a shack in Bermuda, hell-bent on world destruction

Oh wait, this is the LIES thread? oooooops....

I'm Raz's better half diva

I invented the cheese grater, only I intended for it's use to be a 'poison oak rash scratcher!'

Raz?!? Silver, you said you were mine!

*cries*

ooops... I shouldn't have said that out loud...

dumdedum...

I invented the Macarena

I have my own private jet and plan on travelling to Europe tomorrow evening. 😎

Originally posted by Phoenix
Raz?!? Silver, you said you were mine!

*cries*

he's my bit on the side naughty

threesome?

My name is Bond, James Bond 😎

I'm stowing away on Silver's jet so I can meet Milla! 😄

Originally posted by Kaleanae
I invented the Macarena

Originally posted by Phoenix
threesome?

sounds good 😮‍💨

Milla really lives in Canada and is my dorm mate ✅

Now we just need Raz to show up... 😖hifty:

Milla and Silvs are my adopted gay parents! 😄

I invented the Internet!

silver keeps on cheating on me... 🙁

Phoe and me are really stalking Raz 😖hifty:

I invented Benicio Del Toro!