Blatant Lies!(the good time thread, the fun thread)

I'm so cool!

I did Johnny Depp last night right after i finished with John cusack 😮‍💨

Johhny Depp is a permanent visitor of my love nest in Malibu. 😎

I own science!

I grew up on the streets, and made it big on Broadway, so now I'm famous throughout the world, people know me as Liza Minelli 😎

Johnny is my love bunny...

Tina Turner here...

Liza! How you doin'?

I eat children for breakfast.😐

I hear they're good with bacon...

Originally posted by Phoenix
Tina Turner here...

Liza! How you doin'?

my god doll, it's been such a while 😮‍💨
join me for tea in Paris tomorrow ✅

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I did Johnny Depp last night right after i finished with John cusack 😮‍💨

I am Johnny Depp! 😮‍💨 I screw all my fans!

*gives up depp* 😮‍💨

Im married to the sea

My lifestyle inspired Tolkien to write the Hobbit.

I'm married to the Mob

Mel Gibson based the new Christ movie on my experiences I shared with Nasa on their mission to Mars. 😕

I went up onto Mercury and was too cold, so I cam back.

I am the last prophet, bow before me.

Prince William just asked me to marry him! 😱

Im royalty already...🤨