pirate pets adoption agency

*just waves merrily then goes off 2 buy some ice cream*

Oh well gee -- *bounce* -- thanks a -- *bounce* -- lot APG!! -- *bounce*

**starts getting serious motion sickness with all the bouncing**
😘

*eating icecream*

All right, that does it. ABANDON POGO-STICK! 😱

**dives off pogo-stick, which bounces off into the wild unknown never to be seen again**

**salutes it as it bounces into the distance, then goes off and gets ice cream too**

*quickly hides icecream*

You nasty ice cream horder, you...

**grabs spoonful of ice cream and throws it in APG's general direction**

*opens mouth wide and ctaches icecream in it*
Mmmmmmmmm Chocolate 😄

D'oh... that wasn't supposed to happen... 😕

Oh look... rum-flavored ice cream... I wonder if you can get drunk on it...
**starts eating rum-flavored ice cream**

*joins in*

MMMMMMM GOOD STUFF

*falls over*

Originally posted by ArrghPirateGirl
MMMMMMM GOOD STUFF

*falls over*

Hmm, I guess you CAN get drunk on it... 😄

aww, chez & apg- are you guys the only ones who post on this thread? lol im sorry

wow. i just read this whole thread (can you tell i'm bored?)

rum flavored icecream that sounds good (they should make that in real life)😄

Don't they have rum and raisin flavor? 😕 Then again, I wouldn't know, I've never had it...

**keeps eating**

Hmm, I just remembered, I'm supposed to be on a diet...

**shrugs, then goes back to eating**

They do...Well here anyway 😄

really?! *in awe*

😄 HAPPY

**keeps eating rum ice cream happily 😄**

Hold on...
**reads title of thread**
Ohhh, we're supposed to be selling pets in here, aren't we. 😮

**puts down ice cream reluctantly and yells out the door of the thread**
Does anyone wanna buy a couple meerkats, three parrots or an antique gophur?
... No?
...Oh well. I tried.
**goes back to eating ice cream**

iap- *raises hand and starts bidding* i'll take $750,000 for the antique gopher!

gilbert- *walks into thread* i dont think you're supposed to bi--

iap- shut up im winning!

gilbert- *leaves thread*

APG: Meh?😑.........He He He...SOLD 2 THE TWIT WITH THE MINITURE BABOON 😆
*whispers 2 Chez*
Were rich 😉

**rubs hands together evilly**
Suckers... 😈

**turns and yells to everyone**
HEY!! We've got a new shipment just in... does anyone wanna buy four pink ducks, a handicapped water buffalo or a few kamikaze rabbits...?
**cheesy salesperson-type grin 😄**