pirate pets adoption agency

& Only 4 $87235775238489902481274908944278101..THATS A BARGAIN
*hole line of Twits appear wantin some*
Muahahahahahahahahahaaaa.......I mean Oh jolly good fun 😄

**takes money and counts it carefully, then suddenly grabs nearest twit customer by the collar angrily**

You dirty cheat!! That animals costs $87235775238489902481274908944278101 -- this is only $87235775238489902481274908944278100!! 😠

**Twit customer hands over extra $1**
THANK you... 😈

**turns around and does cheesy salesperson-type grin again 😄**
Hurry, hurry, hurry... Come on, people! Step right up, step right up!

*& while Chez is countin muney I put 99.99% of the money in my hat and run like shit in the other direction*
Muahahahahahahaaaa Im Rich Im Rich

**still counting money**

Hey, wait a minute... This is MONOPOLY money, you twit!! 😠

**pulls pistol and forces twit customer to pay properly, while wondering vaguely where APG is running off to... 😕**

*climbs on an 4729947482374 decker bus*
Hmm......This bus is kinda weird 😑...All well
*takes a seat on story # 638403478947*

**sees huge bus driving along, with the top stories in the clouds, from about a hundred miles off**

Whoa. That's a big bus.

But ANYWAY...

Who wants a mentally-challenged reject iguana? It's going cheap... only $273475900.27... 😄

*countin monkey on bus*
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*windows break*
Hm.....Not good 🙁

**keeps counting money and cackling wickedly**

BA-hahahahaaa! 😈

**wonders vaguely if APG knows that the money she has is Monopoly money, then shrugs**

*lookin at money*
Hmmmm.......I wonder there is monopoly written on the money 😑
*shrugs*
All well

**laughs at APG's expense**

**doesn't notice that the money I'm counting is actually a plastic forgery and the "twit" customers weren't such twits after all**

**whistles a merrily tune obliviously**

I'm in the money... I'm in the money...

*goes 2 rum store and buys 75834562389490y27859823775929577845 bottles of rum*

Store Clerk: Uh..It impossible 2 buy 75834562389490y27859823775929577845 bottles of rum

APG: *puts the Y back on shelf*
happy now
*hands over money*

Store Clerk: *is thanfully a real Twit & takes money*

Apg : YAY
*takes rum* drunk

**suddenly appears right next to APG**

Did somebody say... RUM?? 😄 😱

**buys a few hundred bottles of rum with plastic forged money, jumps on nearby ship with rum and hopes no one can trace me 😈 **

*is right behind Chez*

Hi😄

*holdin rum really tight*

**ship goes screeching off (a la the blooper reel 😛 )**

(By the way... does anyone want to buy an explodable kamikaze penguin from the other thread...?) 😄

*looks around 4 buyers*

Hmmm...I guess thats a no 😑

*appears on ship*
ooohh oooh i want one??

but i only have $$76,334,098,334. i dont think thats enough

Yeah, they're actually $$76,334,098,335... sorry, dear... 😄

✅ That b right 😄

*goes in corner and cries*

wait! i have some change in my pocket!

*counts change*

ARGGG!!!!!!! i only have $$76,334,098,334.98

**hands IAP a penny just to be more annoying, so now she has $$76,334,098,334.99 and is just one cent short -- buahahahaha**

Sorry, IAP... no dice... 😈 😄