Originally posted by Jedi dersans
"Revenge Of The Sith", Does not fit the story, Personally I like "Rise Of The Empire", that seems to fit, But sauron's comment that was so awesome great job keep the SW world turning!
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what shitty title, i think lucas just named this revenge of the sith because he diddnt get to title empire strikes back revenge of the emipre like he wnated. I mean what exactly are the sith taking revenge on in episode !!!. there not taking revenge, they are taking over. are they pissed off because darth maul was killed? lucas has really lost his element