I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

Originally posted by Deathblow
i forgot about this 😮

the fishies died of course 😊

and your dad didn't murder you 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Hit"Em"Up
oh wow you killed a gold fish.

:: claps sarcasticly::

i did worse.

my neighbors dobermine tried attacking me so i shot it with a 12 gage shot gun.

when the vets did a test on the body it had rabies.

my neighbor tried suing me for animal cruilty.

but i won because the dog was a danger not to me but to other civilians.

Well obviously me accidentally killing my father's fish can't compare to the way you bravely murdered your neighbours pet with a fire arm. I'm sorry, I didn't realise how hardcore some people here are when it comes to shooting animals 😐

And I suggest you learn how to spell (it's 'gauge' not 'gage'😉 before you use weapons you idiot.

Originally posted by Anoushka
and your dad didn't murder you 😖hifty:

no he was cool with it 😎

he only mutilated me 😊

why dont you put the dead one in fishy heaven?

If by 'fishy heaven' you mean the toilet, then don't worry, I did 😄

yey good for you DB...hey you changed your name 😛

Originally posted by Deathblow
no he was cool with it 😎

he only mutilated me 😊

that would have made a vast improvement to your physique :qhistle:

Which part of the body was mutilated 🥷

Originally posted by Anoushka
that would have made a vast improvement to your physique :qhistle:

i won't get mad at that, cos it included the word qhistle 😱

Originally posted by silent_kisses
Which part of the body was mutilated 🥷

😮

Originally posted by Deathblow
i won't get mad at that, cos it included the word qhistle 😱

😮😮😮😮
i feel completely stupid

Originally posted by Deathblow
😮

Do your clients complain cry

Originally posted by Anoushka
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i feel completely stupid

welcome to my world 😎

Originally posted by silent_kisses
Do your clients complain cry

lets just say business has been mighty slow recently cry

Originally posted by Deathblow
welcome to my world 😎

not my idea of a perfect world cry

Originally posted by Deathblow
lets just say business has been mighty slow recently cry

poor thing cry
i cld help perk it up 🪩

Originally posted by Deathblow
lets just say business has been mighty slow recently cry

Maybe it's you luv 😊

i'm getting ridiculed by two girls simultaneously

Best day all week huh 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Deathblow
i'm getting ridiculed by two girls simultaneously

gosh -that's your idea of a perfect world?😆