I Just Killed My Dad's Goldfish

like you said,good times,eh? 🙂

✅ good times indeedy

Just not for the fish ❌

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Sam,wherever you are,hurry come on and tell us what happened to the little fishies in the end!!!🤣

i forgot about this 😮

the fishies died of course 😊

murderer 😐

they deserved it ✅

poor little dears cry

they were ugly fish anyway. ugly fish with ugly fins in an ugly tank that ruined the general glamour of my marble kitchen ✅

oh god I hate fish 😮

then you should be happy that i brutally slaughtered a tank full of the little bastards ✅

oh yay happybday

😐

for the first time in my life i actually want to go to work 😐

have a nice time 😖leep:

where i work, i'm guarenteed a nice time

I hope your boss yells at you some more ✅

oh lord so do i

and he almost definitely will seeing as i'm over an hour late already 😮

do you get off on him yelling at you

yep, but so would you if you saw him. he's so loud and powerful, and his face goes all red and veiny and stuff

omg you just described my dream date

oh wow you killed a gold fish.

:: claps sarcasticly::

i did worse.

my neighbors dobermine tried attacking me so i shot it with a 12 gage shot gun.

when the vets did a test on the body it had rabies.

my neighbor tried suing me for animal cruilty.

but i won because the dog was a danger not to me but to other civilians.