Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

*while drunk i 4 the hell of it take a swing at jdg and get a nice clean shot at her big nose* *i fall to the ground and complain aloud about me sore wrist**i stumble across a half empty bottle of rum and guzzle it down* BBBBBUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP 🍺

ARRGH BLOODY PIRATES!!!!! *mort looks at j's#1*
juss so u no mort is me pet monky!!!*pats mort then go's 2 get more rum*drunk

🏴‍☠️ (bre=hav_0=unreadMessages)BBBBBBBBUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP *waves hands infront of face 2 get rid of smell*

*begginning 2 get unwillingly Violent wacks mort over head then holds his head under water and forces rum down Morts throat* Ha HA Ha 👿 👿 👿 Ha HA ha *the bliss of bein Pissed*

what the hell r u kin bout mattie???*takes another swig while mort go's off 2 steal some rum off a stranger*
MORT!!!! get back ere!!!!!!!!
*takes another swig*

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*Takes mort 4 a nice little swim**me Wicked laughs rush through the air*Mort is deaD! He He hE 👿 👿

Get a new monkey mattie! morts dead!
At least we av sumfin 2 drink 2 mattie *shoves drink of rum into jdg's Hands*

BBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*pass out onto jdg's lap, from the pong of me own burp* *shuffle around and start to snore loudly*

*pushes j's#1 off lap*
mort isn't dead u bloody scallywag
*go's over 2 mort and puts some rum in frount of him and mort jumps up on2 jdg's sholder*
i've been teaching him how 2 play dead when something like that happens!!! *starts 2 laugh* he's a really smart monky

aye, so are ye monkeys dead yet??

*goes looking for more rum*

*finds barrel of rum*

*drinks down a bottle and steals the rest*

So, as i was saying bout me monkeys...?

Jessie: yes the monkeys whos winning *looks at Jack who sits up on his elbows*
Jack: *looks at monkeys* everythings still all blurey *clutches head* owwwww

*gets up of floor then looks around da room*
What the bloody hell has been going on here???
*sees Rum da monkey fighting*
Oy U get over here!!!
*Rum jumps over and climbs onto shoulder Then APG walks over to Jessie & Jack*
R we going yet things R getting a bit crazy around here *looks back at fighting monkeys*

*mort takes rum and watches fight*
arrgh there u r mattie *pats apg on the sholder*
*takes a swig*

Oh your back
*grabs rum of JDG and sculls it*
Where u been

i've been here all along ya bloody pirate
*gos 2 get more rum but mort takes it and takes a swig then gives it back*
arrgh atleast u gave it back u little pest!

*laughs at what mort did then finishes of JDG's rum*
(i was just talking to a girl and she has got a life size poster of johnny Grrrrrr)

*sits down at table and scratches monkey*

(oh dose she grrrrr i'm sooooo jelious grrrrr)
*takes a swig the gossit at a table then mort sits on the table*
where is every1???
its soooo lonley here now
wheres all me matties???
*takes another swig* oh well more rum 4 me!!!!

Arrgh there around
*grabs another bottle of rum but Rum da monkey grabes it*
Bloody Monkey

u should train ur monky like i did!!!
*takes a swig*

I have but he just aint listneing
*Rum da monkey smiles cheakily*
Well where is Jessie and Tassie and Jos They have dissapered again