Pirate Party: Social Thread!!!

yeah what's going on here😛

Jessie: stuff stuff is going on here Jack is passed out *motions to Jack* the monkeys are fighting and have been for a very long time and well actually I think thats it but there should be more stuff going on such as going after treasure but no Jack decides to get drunk and pass out on the floor so now we hafta wait for him *Jack moves alittle bit but doesnt wake up*
(ok I live in Pennsylvania most of you live in Australia or other places on the other side of the globe there are different time zones when your on its like 3 am here very annoying so thats why it takes me a while to answer)

Aye, ok, thanks for clearing that up, miss

*grabs rum*

*falls back in chair*

*takes a swig of rum*

*And watches the monkeys fight*

Jessie: *looks at the monkeys then at Jack on the floor* well hes out for awhile I say we bet on the monkeys on whos gonna win the fight *checks pockets looks up* we'll bet rum

hmm...... i bet the one with the red thing on it *points*

*Sculls a bottle of Rum then downs a pint of grog*
Whats goin 'ere den?
*drinks more Rum then looks at the monkey that appears on his shoulder*
Thats where ya be ya little tyke!

Jessie: *looks confused* right *turns back to monkeys* alright Ill take errr ummm Jack yea Jack the monkey that one *points* go kill 'em rip their fur out bite 'em take their rum!

*looks around grabs a few bottles of Rum and runs for it*
Im gettin outta here!
*heads for door*

*Jos comes out of her drunken reviery in time to see Jack the Monkey bounce off a ceiling beam back into the pile of monkeys. His screeches could be heard above the rest. Jos smiles* OI JACK IF YE WIN I'LL GIVE YE EXTRA RUM!! *The volume of Jacks screeching increases to a frenzy.* WOW GO JACK! DATS ME MONKEY!! *Starts guzzling Rum. Looks at MasterDruid* So, ye monkey decided to 'turn up' eh? *glares at monkey suspiciously. Swinging her foot out it collides with something on the floor. Looking down it turns out to be Jack Sparrow. She laughs at the man, then jabs him in the ribs a few times. He stirs, mumbles something then settles back down.* Yea that's about right. *Shrugs shoulders and guzzles more Rum.*

HE-LO

*Jos looks to Orlando Is HOTT. Holds out a bottle of Rum.* Ye don't look drunk enough ta be in 'ere mate. But we can soon 'ave that fixed, eh? *Smiles, putting the Rum bottle in her hands.* So, what's ye business 'ere, eh? Ye got a monkey, eh? *Looks over her shoulder to the flying fluff pile of raging monkeys.* Ye looking ta be on someones crew, eh? *Looks at Jack's limp body, still where it was from last night* I need a few more crew members for The Prince. *Looks at Orlando Is HOTT, waiting for her to take in all that information. Sculls Rum while waiting, making her sway a little.*

*looks at Jos*
Yeah woke up he did.
*looks at monkey and whispers. Tyke then jumps onto the floor and immerses himself in the monkey fight biting and scratching all that he touches*
GO TYKE GO!
*Drinks one bottle of Rum and sways where he stands*

*Grabs Masterdruid's shoulder to stop him swaying.* Dunt sway mate, ye make us all get ship withdrawals! *She nearly gets bowled over by the flying fluff of mental monkeys, throwing a bottle at them all.* Bloody Monkeys.

*Points a thumb in the direction of the Monkey Brawl*
Howd all that start didnt catch that bit
*laughs and swigs from Rum bottle then starts hummin*

*Looks at monkeys. Looks at APG, JDG. Looks back at monkeys.* Rum wanted Rum, so he took it from JDG and Mort. Mort did the same to APG and Rum. Jack's been getting in fights with Rum & Mort for Rum everyday. & Rum & Mort started fighting, Jack Jumped in, there's a few unidentified monkeys in there *Frowns while watching unidentified monkeys closely* an' now Tyke is in der.... Somewhere. *Takes a big swig of Rum.*

*Laughs*
That is the biggest load of cat piss i have ever heard
*swigs more Rum*
Im not too worried about Tyke he has tha biggest monkey teeth ive seen and he fights dirty
*laughs*
He can take care of himself

*Smiles. Finish the barely started Rum Bottle. Sways, falls over & passes out..... Jos is now snoring along with Jack*

<ooc: Gotta Go, Cyas Tomorrow>

staggers outta bathroom * i found him i did * holds up mike the monkey * go on now go play wif all da otha monkies ova there * looks at jos then at the still passed out jack walks ova to JDG looks ova at jack * should we wake em up ?

*TAKES A SWIG AND GETS OFF THE CHAIR*
alright alright u silly monkies...............*goes to grab mort out of the fight*.........mort!!!........get here NOWWWWW!!!!!!!*mort stops and looks at jdg* yeah u c'm on come ere*and holds up a bottle of rum*
*mort comes running up*
yeah u drink that and stop fighting
*takes a swig then looks at every1* sorry bout that matties the bloody mungrel is abit ........wierd in the head

Mai i join ya matties? *takes a rum off Jdg and sculls the shit out off it*
*burps loudly & is happy with himself*