The Bible

Started by Grand-Moff-Gav147 pages
Originally posted by Jack Daniels
just consider new testament a sort of life guide when your sober?? Jesus just was trying to pass the message be good when you can..........nuttin wrong with that...when your bad is it worth taking the chance you may be judged? every time they set off dynamite in my area I say a prayer real quick....lol....yes I have issues but Im easy to tolerate..haha...and GMG Im glad you didnt fully retire...I may change my sig a bit and start that thread I told you about...you seemed to have more knowledge on that than most.....anyways happy friggin new year everyone! party

Technically I am still retired, but my departure to Rome was delayed so I continue to post!

those who say its complete fiction are idiots. there really was a slavery period for the israelites, there really lived jesus, there really was a time when rome owned israel.

Of course, i understand you having a hard time believing hte rest, as i do sometimes myself, my cynical mind and all, but i do believe in jesus with all my heart as following is an action, more than a feeling or a state of mind.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
those who say its complete fiction are idiots. there really was a slavery period for the israelites, there really lived jesus, there really was a time when rome owned israel.

Of course, i understand you having a hard time believing hte rest, as i do sometimes myself, my cynical mind and all, but i do believe in jesus with all my heart as following is an action, more than a feeling or a state of mind.

You do know that works of fiction can use real life events right?

Originally posted by Da Pittman
You do know that works of fiction can use real life events right?
yes, yes, i do.
but if they really happened, and if they are int he bible, than logically the bible cannot be pure bullshit.

touche got them on their wording

We can't know for sure. Some of it may be true.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
yes, yes, i do.
but if they really happened, and if they are int he bible, than logically the bible cannot be pure bullshit.
I have never meet anyone that has said that EVERYTHING in the Bible is made up. Saying that the Bible is a work of fiction is one thing saying that EVERYTHING in the Bible is fiction is another and I can't see anyone saying that. If they did then they would be too stupid to breath because, hey we are standing on Earth and its in the Bible so I think you are taking it a bit out of context.

First of all, we are but mortals and not omnipotent. We do not know of the powers that may be or the powers that may not be. For us to judge what we did not witness is folly.

For instance, there are documented poltergeists and no scientist can explain them. I believe that it is defenitely plausible that there is far more out there then we can see, and since we cannot see it, we are cynical.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
First of all, we are but mortals and not omnipotent. We do not know of the powers that may be or the powers that may not be. For us to judge what we did not witness is folly.

For instance, there are documented poltergeists and no scientist can explain them. I believe that it is defenitely plausible that there is far more out there then we can see, and since we cannot see it, we are cynical.

Just because we don't know something now doesn't mean that we can't know it later. To learn is to question and if you don't have questions then you can not learn. Now there maybe a God out there that is just like what is in the Bible (if so I never want to meet him), and there may be aliens that seeded this planet with life but we can question both of these and use what we do know to come with the best explanation and if later down the line we find out explanation to be wrong then that is great and we have learned something new.

You have your dreamers and visionaries that will push the boundaries of what is "known" and they have "faith" and they will try and prove what they believe to be true. The mass majority needs some type of "proof" that something is real.

People judge what they do not see all the time, have you ever seen Pluto or a Black Hole? Have you been to everyplace on Earth, seen and talked to everyone? These are things that you have not seen but have logical concluded that they are real.

that last bit works more for me than against me, really. by the same logic, if you haven't seen god, what makes you conclude that he doesn't exist?

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
that last bit works more for me than against me, really. by the same logic, if you haven't seen god, what makes you conclude that he doesn't exist?
No evidence to show that he does exist, I thought I was pretty clear on that.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
that last bit works more for me than against me, really. by the same logic, if you haven't seen god, what makes you conclude that he doesn't exist?

A possibility is not proof of anything.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
How is the bible fake. well here are a couple things that make me question.
If the bible was true wouldnt we have found the cross where Jesus died by now?

The names Adam and Eve are american names and America wasnt even created when Adam was born!

Life comes from a sperm and a vagina- NOT from a rib.

If the pope really is a god like the bible says why did he die- he would live forever

We have spaceships and earth diggers but no one has seen heaven or hell yet.

Besides that. The Bible is a complete and total contridiction. Here are a couple contradicting versuses.
[B]Talking about the "Virgin" Mary

ACT 2:30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;

MAT 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.

Sins of the Father
ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.

DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.

I can go on for hours 🙂 [/B]

FFS!

Bible is a name for Jewish and Christian texts attached to one another!

It. was. NOT. written. together! Nor by the SAME people!

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
If the bible was true wouldnt we have found the cross where Jesus died by now?

The cross? The one made of wood? 2000 years ago? That happens to be identical all the other crosses used for crucifixion?

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
The names Adam and Eve are american names and America wasnt even created when Adam was born!

Actually Adam and Eve are Biblical names. They show up in America for the same reason that Gustav and Antonio do.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
Life comes from a sperm and a vagina- NOT from a rib.

Life comes from sperm and an egg. Go back to school dearie.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
If the pope really is a god like the bible says why did he die- he would live forever

The bible doesn't say the Pope is god.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
We have spaceships and earth diggers but no one has seen heaven or hell yet.

I wasn't aware that the Bible gives spatial coordinates for Heaven and Hell.

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
I can go on for hours 🙂

As can a mildly retarded person with ADD and a computer.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11
that last bit works more for me than against me, really. by the same logic, if you haven't seen god, what makes you conclude that he doesn't exist?

You just made a fairly reasonable argument for atheism . . .

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
If the bible was true wouldnt we have found the cross where Jesus died by now?

The names Adam and Eve are american names and America wasnt even created when Adam was born!

Life comes from a sperm and a vagina- NOT from a rib.

If the pope really is a god like the bible says why did he die- he would live forever

We have spaceships and earth diggers but no one has seen heaven or hell yet.

You serious?

Oh my god, Bardock. When you came to be from sperm and vagina, didn't anyone teach you that Adam is an American name?

Seriously.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Oh my god, Bardock. When you came to be from sperm and vagina, didn't anyone teach you that Adam is an American name?

Seriously.

I'm sorry, it's my ignorant German ways...

Originally posted by WhiskeyGirl
How is the bible fake. well here are a couple things that make me question.
If the bible was true wouldnt we have found the cross where Jesus died by now?

1. the cross was made 2000 years ago, along with hundreds of thousands of other crosses used to execute criminals. By now it would have decomposed and there would be no guarantee that any number of crosses we may have or may find would be the one jesus died on.

The names Adam and Eve are american names and America wasnt even created when Adam was born!

ha ha ha. that's funny. How old are you? 8? i'm just wondering, no offense, because there are very few names that originated in America, and Adam and eve are not one of them! there is no question that documentation involving the story of Adam and Eve long before 200 years ago. what do you think made the Protestant rebels come over to America in the first place? a dispute about what color socks to wear?

Life comes from a sperm and a vagina- NOT from a rib.

Apparently you haven't heard of cloning or DNA. Nevertheless this was supposed to happen via the infinite power of christ not any explainable human methods. How about picking something truly spectacular like how god made Adam from dust?

If the pope really is a god like the bible says why did he die- he would live forever

the bible didn't say that the pope is a god, it says that jahweh is the one only, and true god.

We have spaceships and earth diggers but no one has seen heaven or hell yet.

wrong. they supposedly dug up hell under siberia. But that's not the point, hell and heaven are supposed to be spiritual realms, not physical.

Besides that. The Bible is a complete and total contridiction. Here are a couple contradicting versuses.
[B]Talking about the "Virgin" Mary

ACT 2:30 Therefore being a prophet, and knowing that God had sworn with an oath to him, that of the fruit of his loins, according to the flesh, he would raise up Christ to sit on his throne;

fail. if you read back two verses, he's talking about David, Mary's ancestor of 40 generations.

MAT 1:18 Now the birth of Jesus Christ was on this wise: When as his mother Mary was espoused to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the Holy Ghost.
uh-huh? virgin means didn't have sex. obviously by this:
before they came together

which is the proper old English way of saying "not having had sex," this is not a contradiction.

Sins of the Father
ISA 14:21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
this is speaking of the evil tribe of Babylonians, who's "sins of their father's" are their traditional evil customs, such as human sacrifice.

DEU 24:16 The fathers shall not be put to death for the children, neither shall the children be put to death for the fathers: every man shall be put to death for his own sin.
this is speaking of their civil justice system.
I can go on for hours 🙂 [/B]
considering everything you just said is out of context, no.

Originally posted by Lord Knightfa11

wrong. they supposedly dug up hell under siberia.

Oh my...you just took what she said and ran in the opposite direction and then a few, didn't you?