Hp jokes

By the way, I'm not as ugly as you.

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*potter is called down to professor McGonagall's office

McGonagall- Potter we have to disguss....
Snape- (walks in) the weasely boys are at it again minerva, u should learn how to decipline ur students.
McGonagall- I'll be right back potter.

*when she leaves, harry gets bored, and he sees a box of sand lying on the floor, so he starts playin with it. when McGonagall gets back she says

McGonagall: Potter what r u doin?
Potter: making sand castles
McGonagall: In my litter box????

that last one was funny, ha ha ha!!

is anyone going to do another one???

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is anyone going to tell another JOKE???

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cool just continue

Ron is about to enter the dangens when he meets Hagrid
- ' Hey Hagrid, are there any spiders here?- he asks
- Na, don't worry Ron, the basilisk eat them all

😆

Hagrid comes back in his small cottage where he finds Narcisa with a broom in her hands:

' Are you cleaning or getting ready to fly away'?

Ron and Harry are over Hagrid's place for dinner, all of sudden Ron goes:

' Merlin Hagrid you cooked so well today, I will recomend you to the wizards in Japan'.

'Why japan?'- asks Hagrid

'Because they feed the Dragons'- replies Ron

Mrs Goyle meets Minerva Mc Gonagal and starts a random chat:

' You know minerva I met my husband in a zoo park'- she starts

' And they allowed you to take him with you?'- asks the suprized Proffesor

Hagrid meets a witch who he fansis for a long time:

' you are beautiful' - he says
- thank you. But I can not say the same for you'- she answers
- ' Yes you can, once you learn how to lie better

Originally posted by DanZeke25
Ok im not good but here i go

One day Ron, Hermione And Harry were eating lunch. Harry got up to go to the bathroom.
"We have too much bloody homework today." grunted Ron.
"I'm already done." said Hermione.
"AAAHHHHHH! GET OFF ME!!! HERMIONE GET IT OFF ME!!!" screamed Ron as a spider fell on his shoulder. Harry bursted out in laughter.
"I knew that would scare you. You should have saw yuor face." said Harry still laughing. The next day Harry was sitting down and all of a sudden Snape came right behind Harry and put his wand up to Harry's head.
Harry turned around and said "Ron your so stupid. You think i would fall for that?" as he pulls off the mask.
"Darn it" said Ron.
The next day Umbridge shows up right behind Harry. Harry turned around and snorted with laughter.
"Ron, Umbridge left last year. What makes you think she would come back after what happened?" said Harry.
The next day Voldemort goes up too Harry and stands right behind him. Harry is unawere of Voldemort until everybody stands up and points at voldemort and screams.
Harry turns around and says " Nice costume Ron." as he tries to pull of the mask. The mask would come off. Frustrated now, Harry tries again as hard as he can, but still to no sucsess. Voldemort then puts his wand up too Harry's head.
"AAAAHHHHH!! WHERES MY WAND!! DUMBLEDORE!! DUMBLEDORE, VOLDEMEMORTS HERE!!" screamed Harry. Ron comes out laughing.
"You should of saw your face Harry. Ok Voldemort, you can go now. Your job is done." said Ron.
"Job?" asked Harry, "What did you give him?"
"I gave him...."
"Go on." said Harry
"The Prophecy and...."
"AND!!!''
"Your wand." said Ron as he started too Run away.

I know Its not funny... but at least i tried.

😆 Dude, that was great, for some reason I laughed my @%! off reading it. lol.

its fantastic

what can I say Bravo.

Its the middle of winter Harry and the gang are out side and suddenly a snowball fight begins,

Albus came to watch his young gryffindors at the front steps when a stray ball hits him, his eyes twinkle and Harry gets that feeling, he raises his arms and thousands of snowballs begin to pelt them. They all give in laughing and soaked and stroll to him giggling. albus stands tall as they reach him.

"Ah children, do not mess with the best," he winks and returns to the school.

(this was not mine but based on a scene from an amazing fic I have been reading I found it amusing)

Lol, good one.

Bravisimo my dear, always glad to see your creativity

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