Hp jokes

To answer in Rog's style: New day new jokes

A nun travels on the road and tries to hitchhike for some 3 hours, but no one stops for to give her a ride. After another hour hitchhiking Hagrid stops with his flying motorbike and gives the nun a ride. During the exciting journey the nun asks Hagrid: “ How come from all the people you were the only one that stopped”. Hagrid turns back and answers proudly: “ every friend of Batman is friend of Hagrid too”.

cool lol

Voldremort bough his grand daughter five small cats that were born few minutes ago. The little girl happily played with the small cats and in order to impress her grand father she said:

" Grandpa look they are all death eaters!"

Three days after Voldermort comes to visit his grand daughter again, and finds her waiting for him at the door, and holding two small cats in her hands:

" Grandpa look the other three ones are death eaters"
" How come"? - The surprised Voldermort asked
" Few days ago all of them were death eaters"
Then the little girl replied disappointingly:

" I know Grandpa but this two opened their eyes in mean time"

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

lol

lol

Ok, I have not updated this one for ages, so here it comes one, taken from the wiznews:

Harry: Voldemort has no nose!

Hermione: How does he smell?

Ron: AWFUL!

Harry Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions....😛

Harry Pooter and the Sorcerers Bone...lmfao!!

im great.....i can make good parodies. me and my friend can turn down the volume on a movie or show and make up our own dialogue.

cool, give is one

Ron:Harry why did you make out with hermoine?
Harry:well she thinks im hot and she thinks your an idiot.
Ron:that's it im going to join the death eaters.
Harry:hermione is right you are crazy.
Ron:lets duel...im going to killl you harry avada ke-
Hermione:expiermous
Harry:Hermione will you marry me.hermione:yes.Ron:I hate u harry!!!!!!

is anyone going to post another joke???

Originally posted by springboy34
Ron:Harry why did you make out with hermoine?
Harry:well she thinks im hot and she thinks your an idiot.
Ron:that's it im going to join the death eaters.
Harry:hermione is right you are crazy.
Ron:lets duel...im going to killl you harry avada ke-
Hermione:expiermous
Harry:Hermione will you marry me.hermione:yes.Ron:I hate u harry!!!!!!

That was so incredibly lame.

y don't you try one hpfanizzledizzl???

O.K. I will:

Harry Potter joins a Harry Potter chat:

HPPFAn7272727: Dude, HP powns all. He is soo l33+.
Iluvhary: Totally, and he's hawt too. he totally has a thing for hermionie.
IamHarry: No I don't. I have a thing for Ro...er... Ginny. Yeah...Ginny.
HPPFAn7272727: Who the f*ck are you. Fuc*er.
IamHarry: I am Harry.
Iluvhary: No your not, your just a truckin' n00b! Pawnage.
IamHarry: But I'm harry potter.
HPPFAn7272727: F*ck you, whore.
Iamharry: The internet sucks...muggles....thinking I love Hermionie. I love Ro-Ginny.
Iluvhary: No one likes you.
Draco: Yeah, get the f*ck out potter!
King of Gryffindor: Where the hell did you come from.
Draco: Weasel?
King of Gryffindor: Draco
IamHarry: Harry?
Draco: You suck.
iluvhary: you all suck.
Draco: Wanna cyber weasel?
King of Gryffindor: Sure.

sorry for interupting, but this thread is for jokes, so please one if you have, but don't occupy the space with such uncreative reflection of poor spirit

Originally posted by Unicor777
sorry for interupting, but this thread is for jokes, so please one if you have, but don't occupy the space with such uncreative reflection of poor spirit

Hehehe. That was a total diss. I was trying to capture the assh0le-ness of chatrooms.

that one was kind of stupid...

Ikonw, I has imitating that guy, and making fun of chats.

watever...