Originally posted by Spiderman_RJ
WWF – Eye out it’s a conspiration.Almost nobody knows, few distrusts, but the Bear Panda, this cute animal, is in the truth is a vile creature. Under its amiable and cozy appearance if it hides a unistopable eater of bamboos, a double agent and a manipulator of governments. Living in the humid Chinese forests this animal is decimating the species of bamboos of the region. These grassy poor plants f reproduce only in secular intervals, an example of patience and perseverance. However, the fat person Bear Panda pulls out these poor plants to eat only its sprouts...
...nowadays, israeli state have confirmed with the suport of russia that the pandas are on the way to achieve a simbiotic vest, capable of giving them unic powers like wall crwaling and super strengh. fear my friends fear the end is near
.....What...the F***.
*sigh* I leave this thread for 7 days, and look what happens.
I would only like to say(before Paola comes) that I had nothing to do with the complete and utter destruction of this thread. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. THE BIRD IS INNOCENT!!!.
now, onto business.
1.red fever: I dare you to find a single FF on superstories.net(must resist...rant mode...) a single ff that doesnt portray women as pieces of meat to be used in sexual fantasies. I couldnt. that site is filled with men more concerened about their wonderwoman blow up doll than actualy people. simply put, their perverted FA*S.even if its just fanfiction, the morales one must have to write such filth....
part 2 next post...
part 2.
2: koto K: I must say, by joeve i think he's got it. Fic NO.8 was the best yet. portraying Naomi's insecurities and showing the readers her life and what it's like with a symbiote without the rose colored lenses. the symbiote controlling her at eddie's place, and when it refused to recede from her face, showed that living with a second being/sharing a body isnt all fun and games and problems do occur. I was a little thrown off by malice being in control but hiding it. gj there. and when she killed/knockd out the muggers, and just stood there, laughing and taking in the pleasure of her deed, it showed yet again the contract with the devil she had signed(i dont think my analogyis a good analogy...)
3.Grey Fox: first off foxy roxy, it's supposed to be spelled
Gray Fox
i should know, i was at thge belizian zoo eserday and saw the exitbit sign for the gray fox. Now onto the spell check dilema.
Their is this button right next to the submit button, maybe youve hit it in accident? its called the spell check button. it would take you maybe 2 min tops to spell check and fix your doc, maybe even less. try it out. you may be suprised. ...
NOW, if ANYONE has anymore problems I need to solve....oh wait there's one....
p.s. hey freezedom, your back. with a new better avatar...
p.s.s. YO JOE!!!!
p.s.s.s. GUNBOUND RULES!!!(ask me about it)
p.s.s.s.s badsymbiote you got a new avatar....
To be honest, I see where you're coming from. Those things just don't affect me so strongly.
Originally posted by fever red
Oh, and don't feel alone- I'm a sucker for male symbiotes.
Hmmmm. Nanner-nanner, Hostile is a symbiote-sucker!
Do you think Symbiote Cola would count as the world's first carnivorous drink?
Originally posted by Linkalicious
hey i'm at work right now, so i gotta ask....what's the cover of Venom #18 look like?Is 17 the one where Spidey's head is wrapped up in Venom's tongue? If so, look like Link's going comic shopping. 😄
this is Venom #18. but, ive heard it doesnt release until the 8th now. it was delayed.
http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0804/venom_cvr18.jpg
Originally posted by Robo-Chocobo
part 2.2: koto K: I must say, by joeve i think he's got it. Fic NO.8 was the best yet. portraying Naomi's insecurities and showing the readers her life and what it's like with a symbiote without the rose colored lenses. the symbiote controlling her at eddie's place, and when it refused to recede from her face, showed that living with a second being/sharing a body isnt all fun and games and problems do occur. I was a little thrown off by malice being in control but hiding it. gj there. and when she killed/knockd out the muggers, and just stood there, laughing and taking in the pleasure of her deed, it showed yet again the contract with the devil she had signed(i dont think my analogyis a good analogy...)
3.Grey Fox: first off foxy roxy, it's supposed to be spelled
Gray Fox
i should know, i was at thge belizian zoo eserday and saw the exitbit sign for the gray fox. Now onto the spell check dilema.
Their is this button right next to the submit button, maybe youve hit it in accident? its called the spell check button. it would take you maybe 2 min tops to spell check and fix your doc, maybe even less. try it out. you may be suprised. ...NOW, if ANYONE has anymore problems I need to solve....oh wait there's one....
p.s. hey freezedom, your back. with a new better avatar...
p.s.s. YO JOE!!!!
p.s.s.s. GUNBOUND RULES!!!(ask me about it)
p.s.s.s.s badsymbiote you got a new avatar....
Thanks, I do want I can.
Robo, you may be right about superstories. There may not be even ONE fic there by a man who would like to involve women in his sex life, as opposed to objects that resemble women down to a "T" and an "A." That's unfortunate for me, as a female fanficfan who likes her reading hard-core (guess that makes me an FFFF?). I'll have to look elsewhere, I suppose.
Unfortunately many raunchy woman writers deal exclusively in m/m. Is there no happy medium?
Most remotely woman-friendly adult symfics I've found are ninety percent slash. I can't take it.
Doesn't anyone want to give the symbiotes a shot at a het pairing? By which I mean something involving a female charactor, not a chesty manikin? Brutality doesn't bother me. All the fear and hatred does... I don't like men who hide under the bed when they see a woman...
Hide with their magazines and their womanless fanfics...
She-Venom Manga series.CLOSED!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I LEAVE FOR 7 DAYS!!! AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS >_<
CAN I TRUST ANY OF YOU TO KEEP ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!ARG!!!!
now we have ONLY 1 SYMBIOTE THREAD!!! 1.
1 SINGLE THREAD!!!WE HAD 5 AT ONE POINT.
I AM NOW WITH THE POWERS INVESTED IN ME BY MARTIAN LAW. DECLARING MYSELF THE UNNOFICIAL MOD/guardian of this thread.
now that ive cooled down....
first off.
1. the only person allowed to call venom's tongue a giant ***** is Hostile with his crazy lesbian symbiote fanfics...(as far as we know)
2. yes they pushed the issue back a month or so.
3.Anyone got the copyright for symbiote cola? I see the marketing angle now...
"hey kids, feeling bored with your regular old boring cola? ave some of these. New from zaibatsu farmisuticals, Symbiote cola. Better drink it quick, before it drinks you.*kid gets sucked up into the can*"
4. Koto, there was a starship troopers book? in 1958? cool. tell me about it in a PM. Also, whats the ETA on your next comic cover/FF?
5. Anyone have any ideas on how issue 18 of the venom comic will end?
6. since symbiotes give birth, normally a female aspect on this planet, does that mean if one is on a guy, does that make him a Girly Man?
I'd like to see an edge of comedy in those kind of storylines. People who know symbiotes react usually with atavistic fear (Beck/Brock), which is understandable, or outright heeby-jeeby horror (MJ/Parker), but why does no-one ever seem even slightly amused by the eccentricities of symbiotism? Spidey does riff a bit on the incessant "We" and the brain-eating, but there's a lot more that is tragi-comic in symbiotism, or could be. What do Symbiotes, for example, think of music? What's their taste in music? They don't enjoy metal at high volume- it hurts them- are there sounds that are so amenable to them that a host, for example, would be embarassed by a sym's behavior at a classical concert, or something? I keep thinking about a distracted symbiote forgetting to "play" fabric, and causing a mass pandemonium/ panic situation.
