Spiderman_RJ
Senior Member
WWF – Eye out it’s a conspiration.
Almost nobody knows, few distrusts, but the Bear Panda, this cute animal, is in the truth is a vile creature. Under its amiable and cozy appearance if it hides a unistopable eater of bamboos, a double agent and a manipulator of governments. Living in the humid Chinese forests this animal is decimating the species of bamboos of the region. These grassy poor plants f reproduce only in secular intervals, an example of patience and perseverance. However, the fat person Bear Panda pulls out these poor plants to eat only its sprouts, leaving remaining portions of its greens caules spread by the forest, in a clear attempt of intimidation. Moreover, Chinese Official sources have confidented to me that during the Cold War, the Bears Pandas, under codinome of Ailuropoda melanoleuca, had helped to arrest some Chinese against-revolutionaries. They is esteem that ten a thousand Chinese had been died from inquiries of the Pandas. The method was cruel: the bears with its cute faces approached to the families suspicion, gained its confidence, ate together bamboos in the supper, until, of dawn, the policy Chinese politics kidnaped the familiar ones. The bodies had been never found. At the same time, these likeable mammals, acted in favor of the CIA, stealing important documents of the Chinese Government. Currently, one knows that they had been they who had stolen a machine of extreme-confidential criptography. Nowadays, with the globalization, the Bears Panda had changed its activities. Raising the insignia of the WWF these animals support what it has of worse for the world measures. In Brazil, the managing advice of this entity has, between its members, nobody less than Marine Robert (www.wwf.org.br confers you yourselves in the page of the WWF). And what is worse, is given credit that the world-wide president of the WWF is, currently, George W.Bush. Pparently defending the nature they control periodicals and politicians, manipulate information, investigate people, bribe juízes and policemen. I know that I run risk of life when disclosing these information.but I got to asure people be aware of it.
An inquiry detailed on the possibility of a panda threat is necessary in Brazil.
Suggestions: to verify marks of bites of pandas in the bamboo; to analyze the existence of possible (false) monkeys alvi-blacks in the Amapá; to verify the alimentary habits of such primates (more than sixteen hours eating bamboo and them certainly will be pandas). Dear Edurado friend, please, directs these suggestions to the CPI of the pandas. Exactly thus, it is necessary to leave clearly that the pandas are ardilous and extremely capable creatures of everything for the perpetuation of its deplorable species. Also the act of contract of lobbyists and the purchase of votes in the congress.
nowadays, israeli state have confirmed with the suport of russia that the pandas are on the way to achieve a simbiotic vest, capable of giving them unic powers like wall crwaling and super strengh. fear my friends fear the end is near