The Official Symbiote Thread

Started by Paola240 pages

what would this thread be like without all these off-topic conversation? touched

just do me a favor, use private messages to fight, don't do it in here.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Then perhaps I should have been more articulate--"ass".

This has to be one of the most hilarious "insults" that I have ever read. As a player of MMORPGs, I have seen the most overused insults ever, this one included.

1. "You're probably just some weak, pathetic little boy who I could beat the crap out of in real life!"

2. "Just because some of us have LIVES and don't spend all day in our mom's basement..."

3. "It's not my fault you don't have a social life/are anti-social."

Does anyone else have any classic "insults" to add to these? These types of posts mean that the poster has been offended and feels the need to retaliate with an ever-so-witty personal attack--"ur just a fatass in RL!!1111!!!", "ur a loser w/ no friends", etc.--in order to regain his or her fragile self-esteem.

OWNED!!!!!

I believe the proper way to express this, Robo, is;

Congratulations.

You must be very proud of yourself with your infinite knowledge of comic books and the like.

By the way, I am truly sorry if the truth hurts about your personal life. I don't blame you for the reply you posted. If I were a fat, greasy nerd with Cheeto stained fingers such as yourself, I too would look for any haven from society where I could bask in my anonymity and feel dominant and superior to others.......like a message board.

So revel in your vast, superior knowledge of comic books and go have fun with your roleplaying games and what not.

You and your social ineptitude have my pity.


Sorry, I just had to post that...thank you, theflyxx, for that morsel of entertainment in my life. Did I not accurately foresee this one?

(I'm done being naughty, Paola--I just wanted to share that nugget of pure gold with everyone.)

[quote]Feceman> is that all you have to say these days? "Grow up"? Intelligence is - among things - defined by the size of someones vocabulary.

(Perhaps poor grammar demonstrates the same thing...)

Short sentences do not equate a limited vocabulary. If I wanted to break out the $2.00 words, I would write a scientific report--TEH KIDNEYZ R LOCATED RETROPERITONEALLY, I had a myocardial infarction involving temporary asphyxiation due to the condition of pneumohemothorax when a blade penetrated by parietal pleura and opened the pleural cavity before tearing the visceral pleura, myobacterium tuberculosis is a pathogen that defenestrates the body's immune system, destroying antibodies and the varying forms of macrophages... (Surely I must have expended my vocabulary on such a stressful exercise!)

I have said "grow up" only once before, and it was--as is this--deserving. If one cannot argue something without ridiculing another's beliefs, one needs to mature and/or take a debate class.[/quote]

Originally posted by fever red
Feceman, I wouldn't poke fun at fat men, this close to Christmas...d@mn, you don't want to open the big gift under the tree, all done up in Spidey paper, and find a lump of coal!

I got my presents in Spidey wrapping paper last year. It was cool.
Question: Is anybody getting anything Spidey/symbiote related for Christmas this year? All my friends were gonna get me the DVD of Spider-Man 2 until they all found out that I got it the day it came out. There is this shirt of Spidey fighting Carnage that I want, but nobody can find it...

Originally posted by FeceMan
...thank you, theflyxx, for that morsel of entertainment in my life.

You're welcome. It's a fact that the suicide rate is highest during this time of year among the lonely and neglected. I'm just glad that I was able to add some joy to someone's pitiful existance, especially during this holiday season.

Yes hello Its is your favriote Jr. "F_Doomed"

You know What it christmas time i got better things to do the search all the threads finding all the Diffrent Fan fics and stuff And some people SAY POST IN THE GENRAL section well I am pissy and dont want to so I will say this once and we will only have to do this once and no one will get winney..... Poala I love you By the way. So CAN I plz have some Fan fic Sites
Involving Symbiotes REboot<-- Great show, and Jackie Chan Adventures Excluding the fallowing
www.Fanfiction.net
d-drive.phalnet.com
and proflic sites i cannot mention
THX from ur Pal not visting regulary... Stupid Hack with virus.... Stupid every one in diablo having hacks but me.... anyways check out my Web site spam removed <---it sucks WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
also check out my RADIO STATION It rocks

Support the Jim Rome Show search ur local sports station for it
Wanna see my dog Search Intelburshers on Google Images he cute I am soooo off topic this is fun but seriouly Fan fics 4 god sakes plz list

Um...

That post made little-to-no sense.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Um...

That post made little-to-no sense. because i dont think much

🤨 now that post made Little to no sense either I Said EXPICLTY I WANT FAN FIC SITES SO WTF MORE DO YOU Want FOR god Sakes I am only The F_doomed
So Dont censored Mess wit me
For I AM notworthyTHE MIGHTY F_DOOMEDnotworthy
tank

Blaque Cell, the shirt sounds like fun. Spidey pride- I suppose I'd wear some comics shirts if they made them in a woman's cut, like a baby-doll shirt. I'm thinking about cusomizing one- there's a shop here that silk-screens any image on a shirt for about $15.
__Well, I'm giving myself the Max Carnage TPB. Does that count? One year my Mom gave me the first app of Venom for Christmas. God, I loved that book. Why did I decide I had to "let go" of "kid stuff?" Oh, yeh- I thought I would be taken more seriously, especially by men...not feminine to read comics, and not worldly. Sheesh, I don't need to be feminine or worldy. I need fun. Well, I'm re-connecting.
__I'd REALLY love to have cotton pajamas with small Carnage poses silk-screened all over them! God, that would be hilarious.

THEFLYXX- I assume your comment to Nataku was the continuation of something between the two of you. I hope you have more to contribute than sniping at an established poster whom you followed here... and I don't mean, staying to snipe at Feceman. If you have no other reason to be here, leave. Maybe you have a beef with Nataku, but you're truly an @ss for interrupting us- we were talking here. I think this isn't how you act "in RL." Guess what- this is still RL- we're all real people, and this is our time.

F_D- It's Christmas for me, too. I have no time to search for fan sites, myself. Don't be so demanding. When I find them, I will post them. Read through the pages if you want my fan site reccs. I'm not going to compile and post a list- I don't have the time.

Originally posted by Blaque Cell
I got my presents in Spidey wrapping paper last year. It was cool.
Question: Is anybody getting anything Spidey/symbiote related for Christmas this year? All my friends were gonna get me the DVD of Spider-Man 2 until they all found out that I got it the day it came out. There is this shirt of Spidey fighting Carnage that I want, but nobody can find it...

Is it the button-down shirt made of rayon? I know a guy who has it--it's very sexy, & very touchable, but it completely lacks Venom, so that devalues it just a tad in my eyes.

😄

I did make Spidey and Venom logo gift tags on my computer, and have 3 different Spidey wrapping papers.

I wish someone would wrap my presents that way. In fact, I resolved the issue by buying myself a symbiote Spidey action-figure, wrapping it, and putting it under the tree.

Originally posted by badsymbiote
Is it the button-down shirt made of rayon? I know a guy who has it--it's very sexy, & very touchable...

__Dear God, that Carnage shirt is a clear threat to my autonomy, then. All such shirts must be burned, lest one fall into the hands of a man sufficiently villainous to wear it in my presence. I don't want a life of unquestioning servitude...!

Oh c'mon! Those shirts aren't that bad!

Back to normal...ish.

Originally posted by F_doomed
Yes hello Its is your favriote Jr. "F_Doomed"

You know What it christmas time i got better things to do the search all the threads finding all the Diffrent Fan fics and stuff And some people SAY POST IN THE GENRAL section well I am pissy and dont want to so I will say this once and we will only have to do this once and no one will get winney..... Poala I love you By the way. So CAN I plz have some Fan fic Sites
Involving Symbiotes REboot<-- Great show, and Jackie Chan Adventures Excluding the fallowing
www.Fanfiction.net
d-drive.phalnet.com
and proflic sites i cannot mention
THX from ur Pal not visting regulary... Stupid Hack with virus.... Stupid every one in diablo having hacks but me.... anyways check out my Web site spam removed <---it sucks WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
also check out my RADIO STATION It rocks

Support the Jim Rome Show search ur local sports station for it
Wanna see my dog Search Intelburshers on Google Images he cute I am soooo off topic this is fun but seriouly Fan fics 4 god sakes plz list

well it's good to see F_doomed back to his normal........chipper....self.
I'm glad to know he is doing alright....ish.

Originally posted by fever red
__Dear God, that Carnage shirt is a clear threat to my autonomy, then. All such shirts must be burned, lest one fall into the hands of a man sufficiently villainous to wear it in my presence. I don't want a life of unquestioning servitude...!

I understand completely. You would be most affected by it--it's REALLY quite fetching, even for a completely Eddie Brock-less garment.

I asked him if he thought there was enough room in the shirt for me too. Now he wears it quite often. 😉

I continue to be amazed by the mystery that is the female sex.

"i hear they are quite lovely, although I have never have seen one myself, my friends have observed them through windows"

Robo: "I continue to be amazed by the mystery that is the female sex."

.... and if you saw what they were writing and drawing that doesn't get posted in public, you'd move from amazement to downright shock and awe, or maybe shock and unwilling interest or maybe just shock and... SHOCK. 😈 It's all in bad fun.

[Now *I* want to see this Carnage shirt! I miss all the cool stuff!]

I haven't seen it myself, but going by Bad S' post, if you or I saw it, it would all be over for us...as in, we would spend the rest of our lives doting on it and any man who happened to be inside it.
__You could make that work for you, but I'm not in a position to face that shirt...that Shirt of Carnage!!!
__I'm now in the planning stages of constructing a perfectly shirtless environment, where I will be secure from its menace. That's the theory. What should I call my fortress?

__Robo is male! Why am I the last to know? When did this overt gendering commence?

Holy Crap I soo need to crap but its just soo hard
SQUEEZE
Banna Why did you have to and make things so constapated the toiltes like this I fall on the seat I squeeze I pay for wat i eat ooh ohh ohh so constapated he he he

Robo Its good to know you Care....
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1. Filp ur Ps2 over make sure its serial starts with a U its the first Gen
2. pop of all the rubber squares wit a knife or Flat head screw driver
3. pop off the plastic ones
4. Unscrew it all
Flip it over Take of the top
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Un screw the plate covering the Disk drive (dont be a Dumbass and have ur Ps2 on) open up ur disk drive have it on dont look in the laser! its Like Blinding
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*IF U PULL OUT THE POWER CORD SMILE CAUSE UR GONNA bE PISSED IN a bit
*OKay u didnt listen or u pulled to hard or YOU DID SOMETHING StUPID
Go get some mint choclate chip cookies eat them
now Pull out the guts ie. EVErything theres a little Box next 2 some wires pop open the brown thing that has nothing in it put ur cord in it Put the hatch down GENTLY Put it back in AND Dont PULL IT OUT AGAIN
This Is PS2 REpair With The one and only F_DOOMed oh yea U got no warrenty