Favorite Movie Quotes thread!

Started by BOPRecruit 1621 pages

woman #1: *slap*
Jack: didn't deserve that one.
woman #2: who was that?
jack: (says some name)
*slap*
jack: i think i deserved that one...

later on...

anna maria: *slap*
will: didn't deserve that one either?
jack: no, i did deserve that one.

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INCONCEIVABLE!!!

'You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.'

Classic!

1. me? i'm dishonest. you can always trust dishonest people to be dishonest.honestly, its the honest ones you gotta watch out for coz you never know when they are going to something incredibly...stupid.

2. you burnt all of the shade, the food the RUM!

yes the rums gone...

but why is the rum gone!?

one because its a vile drink that turns even th emost respectable men into complete scoundrels. two that signal is almost 100 ft high the whole (cnt member what she sed then il check it up n out it pproper lol)

but why is the rum gone!?

Here are some more that I like

Jack: A wedding! I love weddings... drinks all around! I know "clap him in irons" right?

Jack: Yo Ho, Yo Ho...... A Pirate's life for me! I love this song! REALLY BAD EGGS!

(In the new LOTR movie ROTK) Eowyn: I am no man!

Arwen: I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

(one more POTC quote lol)
Jack: This girl, how far are you willing to save her?
Will: I would die for her!
Jack: Oh good! No worries then!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me. - Being John Malkovich

The main character in being john Malkovich, Craig Schwartz, he's my mom's best friend and he wrote a letter to the screenwriter and he liked his name so he put it in the movie 😆

Anyway, my favs
"hey!.......keep it down we're in bat country now!"- Fear and loathing in Las Vegas

[after having sex wanting to know where book is] "DON'T F*U*C*K WITH ME"
"i thought I already have" -The ninth Gate

"they're crazy for putting me in here, i'm harmless...you see that fly? i won't swat it...and then they'll say, she's so harmless she wouldn't hurt a fly 😈"- Phsyco (alfred Hitchcok version)

"Only thieves and children run"- Girl with a pearl earring

"When theres no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth" - Peter Washington ~ 'Dawn of the Dead'

"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom" - Jean Rasczak ~ 'Starship Troopers'

"Hail to the king baby" - Ash ~ 'Evil Dead 3 : Hail to the King'

"Some things in their true nature have the most vivid of colours" - Lord Summerisle ~ 'The Wicker Man'

"HO HO HO now i have a machine gun" - John McClane ~ 'Die Hard'

Ezekiel 25:17

"the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil man... blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children... and i will strike upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brother... and you will know that my name is the Lord when i lay my vengeance upon thee..."

yeah, i memorized that 🤓 ... oh, this one's cool too

"i'm sorry, did i break your concentration!?!?"

cop: put the blades down sir!
logan: i can't.

allan quartermaine (sean connery in lxg): skinner! i order you to be dressed at all times or it will be my boot up your ass!

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"You are a God among insects. Never let anyone tell you any different."
-Magneto, X-Men 2

Another Glorious day in the Core,
A day in the core is like a day on the Farm,
every meal a banqout,
every paycheck a fortune,
I Love the Core!!!!

Aliens, 1986

quatermaine (lxg): where are we going? astralia?

"don't make me he-bi*ch-man-slap you"

Deuce bigalow

All from POTC:

"Your supposed to be dead!"
"Am I not?"

"Your not a unic (sp?) are you?"

"Damn to the depths of hell whoever thought up Parle!"
"That would be the French"

"Easy on the goods there darling"

And from Edward Scissorhands:

"Hold me."
"I can't."

*sniff*....so sad...

"Let me just consult the big Avon handbook!"
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Originally posted by BOPRecruit 16
quatermaine (lxg): where are we going? astralia?

I don't care what anybody says, that movie kicked ass!!!

Originally posted by Silvermane
I don't care what anybody says, that movie kicked ass!!!

i loved it too!

jack: how far are you willing to go for this woman?
will: i'd die for her!
jack: aye then. no worries!

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Greatest movie quotes of all time

jus for a bit of fun post your favorite movie quote here 😉
mine would have to be either the one from the fifth element:

Sir do you identify yourself as human?
Negitive, i am a meat popsicle

or sams ezikiel quote from pulp fiction (shown in me siggy 😛)

i think i like this one:
Tyler Durden: We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out.
😉

One of my all time favorites also comes from Pulp Fiction.............it's not as long as the fabulous Jules Winfield quote up there but it's funny as hell.

Lance - am I nigger? are we in Inglewood?

when Vincent is saying how good the amsterdam goods are compared to the U.S.'s........

I really like this from They Live:

Ive come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass - and I'm all out of bubblegum!!