I like : 'It's so stimulating being your head.' from Labrynth
'You know what this is? This is the smallest violin in the world playing just for the waitresses.' Mr. Pink bitching about tipping waitresses in Reservoir Dogs.
'The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that'- The Big Lebowski. 🙂
Originally posted by Lord SothOMG!! I love this movie..Mr. furious is my favorite!
Not the 'greatest,' but it's one of my favorites"The psychofrakulator killed Captain amazing!"
"Everyone heard me say 'reset button,' right?"-The Shoveler and Mr. Furious, Mystery Men
Every line of fear and loathing is classic but one of my favs is
Raoul Duke: "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
and another
Narrator: "Know your dope fiend! Your life may depend on it! You won't be able to see his eyes from tea shades, and his knuckles will be white from inner-tension, and, his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking-off when he can't find a rape victim. "
From Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
"I did have a test today. That wasn't bulls**t. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a c**p if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." A good point there. Of course he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus..."
i cant remember ne off the top of my head but One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest is full of them.
"15 dollas lil man, put the sh*t in my hand. And if that money doesnt show then u owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. OOOOEEEEEOOOOOEEEEEOOOOO. I think i wanna know ya know ya."
-jay and silent bob strike back
Originally posted by SweetNsouR
i cant remember ne off the top of my head but One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest is full of them."15 dollas lil man, put the sh*t in my hand. And if that money doesnt show then u owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. OOOOEEEEEOOOOOEEEEEOOOOO. I think i wanna know ya know ya."
-jay and silent bob strike back
the f@#$ f@#$ song, that was awesome 😱 ... some memorable quotes...
oh yeah, look at mah t!tt!es, i'm dead sexy - fat bastard
i'm sorry, did i break your concentration?!?! - jules
you do not know who you are f@#$ing with!!! - blade
say hello to my little friend - scarface
and you know this... MAN!!! - smokey
there's a lot more, but i'm sleepy... later...
Originally posted by badkittykitty
OMG!! I love this movie..Mr. furious is my favorite!
"what do I do? I get really really mad"
Or what about this one;
Sphinx(talking to Mr Furious): 'You dress in the manner of a male prostitute'
The Shoveler: ' Now are we going to go over there and kick some Casanova butt, or do I eat this sandwich!!
Sphinx: 'Once you learn to balance the hammer on your head your attacks will also become balanced.'
Mr Furious: ' And the watermelons on my feet?'
Sphinx: 'I don't recall telling you to do that'
As i walk through the valley of the shadow of deat i will fear no evil, for i am the meanest motherfÛcker in the valley-The casulties of war
To infinity and beyond!!- Joke
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the North. General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, marcus aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And i will have my vengence in this life or the next- Gladiator- C'mon, someone was gonna put it sooner or later 😂
You know, scotland has it's own martial art. Yeah, it's called 'fÛck you.' Mostly it' just headbutting and then kicking people when they're on the ground. -So i married an axe murderer
'The entire british empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think i'm going to war without one mate, you're mistaken- Lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels
It' sh!te being scottish! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the fÛcking earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilisation. Some people hate the english. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonised by. We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be n Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fÛcking difference.- Trainspotting
Oh I love quotes!!!
Here's a classic from Sunset Blvd. ...
"There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five."
"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
Here are some of my favs from Monty Phyton and the Holy Grail:
"Come see the violence inherit in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! "
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? "
"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who. "
From Clue - Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.
From The Cable Guy - I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
From Suicide Kings - Guys, if I don't bleed to death pretty soon, I'm gonna die of boredom.
From Jackie Brown - AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfu*#er in the room, accept no substitutes.
From Army of Darkness - You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town.
From Dave - She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian--well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian.
"... The trap that most blokes fall into is that they do not understand that something so simple as a kiss can be the greatest gift that a woman can bestow on a man but used in anger it can be the most sole destroying weapon in our arsenal." Bruce - Dog Soldiers {Deleted Scene}
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." Police Chief Brody - Jaws
"They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they *are* watching. They'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly . . ." Norman Bates - Psycho ('60 version)