"say goodbye" -smash- "goodbye"
"whys the rum gone" jack sparrow.
"must have been terrible for you jack to be trapped her, must have been terrible WELL IT BLOOODY IS NOW" jack sparrow.
"i practice 3 hours a day so that when i meet a pirate i can kill it" will turner.
"the uraks turn north east, they're taking the hobbits to isenguard!" legolas.
there are more just can't be bothered to write them.
Another one of my favorites:
"I knew you couldn't change."
"I knew you'd know that."
"Oh, I knew that, and I knew you'd know I'd know you knew."
"But I didn't. I only knew that you'd know that I knew...did you know that?"
"...............Of course"
-Cassanova Frankenstein (Geoffrey Rush) and Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear), Mystery Men
Clint Eastwood's Unforgiven
William Munny - "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife...all his friends...burn his damn house down."
The Crow
Eric Draven - "Victims...aren't we all"
From 'So I Married an Axe Murderer'
Stewart ~ Head! Paper! Now! Move that melon of yours and get the paper if you can! Haulin' that gargantuan cranium about! I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik! Spherical, but quick pointy in parts. Well, that was off sides, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his *huge* pillow!
Steward ~ Head! Pants! Now!
oh, and how could i forget ~
Melvin: Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here.
and
Melvin: Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you want to celebrate, because some fudgepacker you date was elected the first queer president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me sweetheart?
from 'As Good As it Gets'
Heres some of my favorites
Airplane
"Johnny have your ever seen a grown man naked?"
Taxi Driver
"Are you talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."
The Third Man
"You know what the fellow said: In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love-they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
Do The Right Thing
"Always do the right thing."
Reservoir Dogs
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"
Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
"Your gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company."
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
Movie quotes
simple topic, just post some movie quotes
Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
heres a lot
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work. -- Steve Martin (Bilko)
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen (Annie Hall)
You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. -- Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music -- Jim Carrey
Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)
Lois: How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?
Ace: Well, Lois, I'm not quite ready for a relationship right now, but maybe I'll give you a call sometime. (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? (airplane)
As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! (austin powers: international man of mystery)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy : Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister
Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle : Sir, No, Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose
full metal jacket