Thor vs Batman

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D: She died because Ares gave up his immortality., but Athena won the fight. Xena stabbed her after she got her ass kicked, she just thrust her sword into Athena as she was standing over Xena.

How would Ares giving up his immortality kill athena. Did Ares die after he gave up his immortality No. Athena died because she got stabbed from XENA before Ares gave up his immortality.

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: Hercules got the crap kicked out of him by Michael, and Hercules beat Xena, yet Xena somehow has the ability to keep Michael on his toes? If that's not evidence the producer was sleeping with her, I don't know what is, lol.

For your information Hercules never fought Angel Micheal. He fought but the four horse men of apocalypse. And that wasn't a fight. Becasue no one can truely stand against those guys.

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A: the Olympians of Marvel are not written by Rob Tapert, ergo the result would be the exact opposite. Besides that, she did NOT win because of her 'equipment', she won because Yahweh gave her the power to kill gods. Did you even see the damn show?

Do know who Yahweh is? Yahweh is the same Indian god she got her boomerang things from. Correct me if I am not correct. She did win, we know that if the episode would have been in two part Xena would have come out on top. And by the she did. And yes her equipment played a major part whether you like it or not.

Yes I know. That's my point. Xena stabbed her and it had no effect. Thus without Ares, Xena would have been killed by Athena as she was already beaten and lying on the floor. Anyone can shove a sword into someone's stomach as they're sprawled out on the floor.

He didn't 'fight' Michael because any time he tried to attack him Michael tossed him around like a rag doll with his 'telekinetic' powers. So 'technically' it's not a fight, it's just evidence that Michael far outclasses Hercules.

You don't know who Yahweh is? He's the God in the Judaeo-Christian religion. The Indian god she met was Krishna, who is not actually a god but an avatar of Vishnu. They are not boomerangs, they are chakrams, call them what they are. The chakram could kill a god, but she was not powerful enough to take on the Olympians without the 'god-killing power' imbued into her by Yahweh. Her equipment meant nothing without the power. Any god can dodge or deflect the chakram, that's exactly what Hades and a couple of the others ones did. However, with Yahweh's power, all Xena had to do was graze them and they died, except for Athena because she was so nimble Xena couldn't do much until she finally stabbed her.

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Yes I know. That's my point. Xena stabbed her and it had no effect. Thus without Ares, Xena would have been killed by Athena as she was already beaten and lying on the floor. Anyone can shove a sword into someone's stomach as they're sprawled out on the floor.

Which means it has always been Xena's intension to kill her. Seeing that she very skilled I did not see that as an accident.
Hercules did not fight Angel Micheal.... The person you are think of is Ares.

First off xena did not get the power to kill gods from Yahweh or any Judaeo- Christian religion. She got the power to kill gods because of her daughter. When she was being baptised the purity of her soul gave Xena the power to kill gods. Not Yahweh.

The scientific name are called chakrams but the common name is boomerang when you it, it comes back to you. It s a boomerang only with a different name. And she did not get the power to kill gods from Yahweh. Her daughter gave it to her.

And this explains allot because you see Xena was giving the final blow to Athena when her daughter died so Athena was in fact relived but Ares BROUGHT BACK HER DAUGHTER FROM THE GRAVE THUS RESTORING XENA'S gOD KILLING POWERS.

Xena killed the gods who tried to kill her daughter. And the reason why they had her do this was because people where entering an era that did not need to believe in allot gods. But believe in only one.

you see this has all been leading to what I have been saying that with magic there is always something to counter its' effects. And there are 6 seasons of Xena not four or what ever number you suggested.

Now can we get back to the true topic?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
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Now can we get back to the true topic?

^ what he said

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
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Yes I know. That's my point. Xena stabbed her and it had no effect. Thus without Ares, Xena would have been killed by Athena as she was already beaten and lying on the floor. Anyone can shove a sword into someone's stomach as they're sprawled out on the floor.

Which means it has always been Xena's intension to kill her. Seeing that she very skilled I did not see that as an accident.
Hercules did not fight Angel Micheal.... The person you are think of is Ares.

First off xena did not get the power to kill gods from Yahweh or any Judaeo- Christian religion. She got the power to kill gods because of her daughter. When she was being baptised the purity of her soul gave Xena the power to kill gods. Not Yahweh.

The scientific name are called chakrams but the common name is boomerang when you it, it comes back to you. It s a boomerang only with a different name. And she did not get the power to kill gods from Yahweh. Her daughter gave it to her.

And this explains allot because you see Xena was giving the final blow to Athena when her daughter died so Athena was in fact relived but Ares BROUGHT BACK HER DAUGHTER FROM THE GRAVE THUS RESTORING XENA'S gOD KILLING POWERS.

Xena killed the gods who tried to kill her daughter. And the reason why they had her do this was because people where entering an era that did not need to believe in allot gods. But believe in only one.

you see this has all been leading to what I have been saying that with magic there is always something to counter its' effects. And there are 6 seasons of Xena not four or what ever number you suggested.

Now can we get back to the true topic?

I'd love to get back to the topic Paola, but this guy is very ignorant in his claims and he needs to be informed of the facts.

You have not seen the show if you not realize the obvious facts.

1. Yes I know Xena's intention. That doesn't detract from her losing the hand-to-hand combat and then stabbing her. If not for Ares, she would have been killed. Fact.

2. Ares fought the Horsemen. Watch the episode again *or at all.* Hercules tried to fight Michael. He attacked him several times and was tossed aside each time. Fact.

3. Yahweh gave the god-killing power to Xena that was active AS LONG AS Eve was alive. Her soul is not 'pure,' a notion explained throughout the entire series. Her baptism by Eli was through Yahweh. Fact. Do you honestly know nothing about religion or cosmology? Jesus *pardon the pun* that's just pathetic.

4. It is not the 'scientific' name. Boomerang is an aborigine word from Australia. Chakram is a Sanskrit word from India. Two entirely different objects. Fact. Where the hell do you get your mind-numblingly dumb remarks from? 'Scientific name' Jesus!

5. Again, her daughter gave her nothing. Her daughter was the object through which Xena was allowed to kill gods. Eve was the next prophet of Yahweh. If she's dead, she cannot spread the word of the 'One True God' as called by the series: that is Yahweh to the educated individual. Thus she needed to be alive for Xena to be successful in ending the Olympian reign.

The rest of your babbling is opinion that cannot actually be refuted by facts, so I'll let you think what you like. What is fact is that Xena could not defeat the Olympians on her own, without the god-power from Yahweh. Watch the first two seasons of the show where she is whipped senseless by Ares before Ares falls in love with her and kisses her ass. You really need to stop being a 'fanboy' and be an educated viewer in the religions and mythologies of the cultures. It's not all your fault; I blame Tapert and Co. for their piss-poor job of explaining to the uneducated viewer how things were. Nevertheless, you don't have the right to spout off your mistaken opinion without knowing the facts ahead of time. Go read a mythology book before you play in the big leagues.

NOW we may get back to topic. Thor wins, no contest.

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yOU have finally come to your sences. What you just said is all what I have been saying but only you twisted my words into your own. If it was yahweh then they would have said so in the bios and in that episode it self but did they? if Yahweh was present I would have aggreed with you a long time ago. I am not ignorant here bub is you. You believe Yahweh I believe one true God. What is the defference?
And Eve not Yahweh gave the god killing power to Xena. As long as Eve was alive then Xena could kill those gods. And please I know more than you can possibly comprehend. Listen watch the series again if you like but it will not change the fact that Xena got her god killing powers from Eve. Yahweh may have blessed Eve but it was through Eve that Xena got her god killing powers.
And Xena was not loseing, as she was giving the final blow that was when Eve died thus taking her god giving powers away. But Ares saved her by BRINING EVE BACK TO LIFE THUS RESTORING XENA'S gOD KILLING POWERS. Lets think about this if Xena got her god killing powers from Yahweh as you said would it have mattered if Eve died. No becasue her power would be from Yahweh directly. And all my blabbing are true facts, to help you season five, season finaly. (Xena did kill all the olumpian gods) except Zeus hercules killed him.

A boomerang is a boomerang even if it as a different name.
I am sorry but I have to go. Pronto.

if Thor is away from his hammer for a significant enough time...doesn't he turn back into a mortal? or was that only for Masterson?

If it was that way for Thor, then I'd say Batman would win. I can almost guarentee that Batman would figure out a way to prevent Thor from re-obtaining his hammer. Afterall, Batman is the protagonist answer to Dr. Doom. He's always prepared.

but I'm pretty sure the hammer isn't what makes the man, so I would say Thor wins...no matter what.

you know it gets kind of old how people keep saying "he will find a way" for batman.. Thor could throw his hammer at batman and end it in 1 shot, Batman has kryptonite? it doesnt matter if superman flies 200 feet away from batman in less than a second and uses his heat vision or whatever, its over, for the hulk can just jump on batman and crush him in a second!. If Superman had the same intelligence as batman, he would be unbeatable, right? since he would find a way(bullshit!) thats just one of those things DC add so people think Batman is not a weakling human compared to the other Heroes in power. Soooooo Thor over Batman, w/o thor breaking a sweat.

and then how do you explain Dr. Doom?

he's a "weakling human" who ALWAYS manages to find a way...so is he "bullshit" ???

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
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yOU have finally come to your sences. What you just said is all what I have been saying but only you twisted my words into your own. If it was yahweh then they would have said so in the bios and in that episode it self but did they? if Yahweh was present I would have aggreed with you a long time ago. I am not ignorant here bub is you. You believe Yahweh I believe one true God. What is the defference?
And Eve not Yahweh gave the god killing power to Xena. As long as Eve was alive then Xena could kill those gods. And please I know more than you can possibly comprehend. Listen watch the series again if you like but it will not change the fact that Xena got her god killing powers from Eve. Yahweh may have blessed Eve but it was through Eve that Xena got her god killing powers.
And Xena was not loseing, as she was giving the final blow that was when Eve died thus taking her god giving powers away. But Ares saved her by BRINING EVE BACK TO LIFE THUS RESTORING XENA'S gOD KILLING POWERS. Lets think about this if Xena got her god killing powers from Yahweh as you said would it have mattered if Eve died. No becasue her power would be from Yahweh directly. And all my blabbing are true facts, to help you season five, season finaly. (Xena did kill all the olumpian gods) except Zeus hercules killed him.

A boomerang is a boomerang even if it as a different name.
I am sorry but I have to go. Pronto.

What? That's exactly what you said? Are you mentally deficient or just high when you're typing this? You actually obtain your information from website 'bios'? Jesus you're dumber than I gave you credit for.

They cannot use the name Yahweh as it is forbidden in the Jewish religion to say the name of God--I am not Jewish, ergo my reason for doing so. I am in no way disrespecting the Jews, I am simply trying to pound it into your empty skull the facts behind the storyline. Yahweh IS the One True God. Eli is Elijah, the Hebrew prophet. One would know this if they knew a damn thing about religion. You do not. I'm tired of repeating myself, I might as well be talking to a three year old, I'd get better reaction from it. The One True God gave Xena her powers, not Eve. Eve was an infant, she could not 'give' Xena anything. She was the catalyst. Look up the word sport. Her death meant the god-killing powers were dispelled.

Oh, and Xena did NOT kill all of the Olympians. She killed Athena, Artemis, Hephaistos, Hades, and *maybe* Poseidon--that was unclear. Deimos and Eris are not Olympians. The gods she did not kill were Ares, Aphrodite, Apollo, Hermes, and Dionysus (or Hestia, but she was replaced as an Olympian by Dionysus). Yes Zeus killed Hera and Hercules killed Zeus *completely ridiculous as Olympians cannot be killed anyway* but half the Olympians were not even included in the war.

This is why people like you need to just go off and kill yourself. You have absolutely no purpose in life if you cannot admit when you are ignorant of something. A boomerang is NOT the same thing as a chakram. One comes from Australia, one comes from India. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DUMBASS. Spare me your inane rambling and cease posting. You have nothing to contribute in this regard.

Originally posted by Linkalicious
if Thor is away from his hammer for a significant enough time...doesn't he turn back into a mortal? or was that only for Masterson?

If it was that way for Thor, then I'd say Batman would win. I can almost guarentee that Batman would figure out a way to prevent Thor from re-obtaining his hammer. Afterall, Batman is the protagonist answer to Dr. Doom. He's always prepared.

but I'm pretty sure the hammer isn't what makes the man, so I would say Thor wins...no matter what.

Thor is not attached to Masterson anymore. Being away from his hammer has no effect any longer. In fact, he doesn't rely on Mjolnir nearly as much as he used to; besides, Batman cannot lift Mjolnir, so I doubt he'd find a way to keep Thor away from it. He could lock it up in a vault yeah, but Thor could break it down.

Originally posted by Linkalicious
and then how do you explain Dr. Doom?

he's a "weakling human" who ALWAYS manages to find a way...so is he "bullshit" ???

And still Doom gets his ass kicked from time to time. He is not invincible.

Back to the subject : why do people continue to let Batman fight extremely powerful characters he just can't beat ? Is this to prove Batman really is "The Man" ?

Thor is too much for Batman too handle. Everybody may quote me on that.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Yeah, but Doom is way smarter than Batman, is stronger thanks to his armor, more dangerous thanks to his armor and even more strongwilled than Batman.

And still Doom gets his ass kicked from time to time. He is not invincible.

Back to the subject : why do people continue to let Batman fight extremely powerful characters he just can't beat ? Is this to prove Batman really is "The Man" ?

Thor is too much for Batman too handle. Everybody may quote me on that.

yah, but he's still a "weak human"

hey Who-Kid...can you help me out with something.

When does Thor become King Thor....and when does he get the Odin Force?

I'm gonna get those comics (and the ones leading up to them) but I'm having a hard time finding which issues he does it in.

In my country (far far away), you have to do your best to get some comics, especially Thor comics, and the number issues are completely different than those of the original (American) versions, so it won’t help you much if I tell you these numbers.

Odin Force : long time ago I read it, so don’t kill me if I don’t remember it correctly, but it was something like : Odin died (duh) and…

Nah, screw it, I'm not a great story teller, and it's been a while, so I’m just gonna post a link, this will help you more, I hope.

Odin Force

so where are you from?

and thanks anyways. I only asked you because I knew you'd be able to help me out...

I thought it was THAT comic book because of the cover...and I was right. I just didn't get a Plot Synopsis from milehighcomics.com when I was looking for stuff like that.

It wasn't THAT long ago...

Originally posted by Linkalicious
I thought it was THAT comic book because of the cover...and I was right. I just didn't get a Plot Synopsis from milehighcomics.com when I was looking for stuff like that.

It wasn't THAT long ago...

I really really thought the storyline was older. Thank Odin I didn't bet.

i have to say....i hate the dialog in Thor comics...but he's always getting into some of the best adventures.

I believe that comic is from Thor Volume 2. And the way i could guess that it was that comic instead of other comics is because all the Thor comics after that say

The Mighty Thor Lord of Asgard

the Lord of Asgard part is new. I also saw a Thor vs. Gladiator comic. That would probably be a good match up to see.

The Good thing about the Internet is that you can find almost anything. Like pictures to up and coming movies or movie scripts that is after the move it self has come to pass.

The transcript to the season finale number five. Just the part that would end this once and for all. And feel free to investigate.HAHAHA

"Xena, you can kill gods! How is that possible?!"

X: "While Eve was being initiated, I was visited by a spirit.
He said that Eve's cleansing-- gave me the power to kill gods."

G: "What do you mean? What kind of spirit?"

X: "It was sent by the archangel, Michael."

G: "Michael?"

X: "He said that Eve would prepare the way for the rule of the
God of love."

Is Archangel Micheal Yahweh because I am confused. I rest my case. And to prove I did not make this up http://www.whoosh.org/epguide/trans/522trans.html

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(This is why people like you need to just go off and kill yourself. You have absolutely no purpose in life if you cannot admit when you are ignorant of something. A boomerang is NOT the same thing as a chakram. One comes from Australia, one comes from India. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DUMBASS. Spare me your inane rambling and cease posting. You have nothing to contribute in this regard.)

I am smart to know when I am wrong and bub I am not wrong.

If the world was left with people as smart as you, there will be no world to come home to.A boomerang by any other name whether separated by continents, space and time is still just a boomerang) You throw it comes back to you. Or isn't this what the Chakram does. and you can take that to the bank.
🙂

Batman can never dream to defeat Thor but in this case He
needs one of his patented prep time. And research before he can go after thor because I do not see him winning in a chance meeting.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
The Good thing about the Internet is that you can find almost anything. Like pictures to up and coming movies or movie scripts that is after the move it self has come to pass.

The transcript to the season finale number five. Just the part that would end this once and for all. And feel free to investigate.HAHAHA

"Xena, you can kill gods! How is that possible?!"

X: "While Eve was being initiated, I was visited by a spirit.
He said that Eve's cleansing-- gave me the power to kill gods."

G: "What do you mean? What kind of spirit?"

X: "It was sent by the archangel, Michael."

G: "Michael?"

X: "He said that Eve would prepare the way for the rule of the
God of love."

Is Archangel Micheal Yahweh because I am confused. I rest my case. And to prove I did not make this up http://www.whoosh.org/epguide/trans/522trans.html

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(This is why people like you need to just go off and kill yourself. You have absolutely no purpose in life if you cannot admit when you are ignorant of something. A boomerang is NOT the same thing as a chakram. One comes from Australia, one comes from India. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DUMBASS. Spare me your inane rambling and cease posting. You have nothing to contribute in this regard.)

I am smart to know when I am wrong and bub I am not wrong.

If the world was left with people as smart as you, there will be no world to come home to.A boomerang by any other name whether separated by continents, space and time is still just a boomerang) You throw it comes back to you. Or isn't this what the Chakram does. and you can take that to the bank.
🙂

Talk about saying exactly what I said. The spirit is what Xena was visited by, the spirit sent by Michael from the power of Yahweh. Yahweh doesn't do anything on his own, he sends his emissaries. Iolaus discussed this in the Hercules episode. Do you not understand that Michael is a Judaeo-Christian figure and acts as the right-hand man of Yahweh? Eve's cleansing allowed Xena to have the god-killing powers, because Yahweh gave her that power! Like I said, Eve was the OBJECT through which Xena was given her powers BY Yahweh. Point of interest sport: if Eve was the one who GAVE Xena her powers, why was it taken from her by Yahweh during her fight with Michael? Again, they don't use his name, but intelligent people realize who that happens to be.

As for the chakram, obviously you're not understanding the fundamental differences in the objects. A boomerang isn't the term defined by 'an object which when thrown comes back to you', a boomerang is ONE OF THE OBJECTS that fits that description. A chakram is another one. They are weapons, not definitions. It's like saying a a sword and a spear are the same thing because they're both weapons that are used via thrusting or stabbing. Would you claim that?