Batman beating Thor is not that far off. Give him the time to study and he will come up with something to defeat him. In the current legends of the vikings. Loki got some thing to kill one of the viking gods. From some dark person. but there are other ways to getting the desired effect without killing. So if is just a chance meeting then by all means batman can not win. (I do not like this sentence) But giving him the chance to do research he is coming out with a win. You see people with magic there is always a way to counter its effects.
Xena took out all of the olympic gods. except zues and slapped aroung the vicking gods. It wasn't becasue she was strong it was becasue she had something to help her.
Batman beat Superman? When the hell did this happen? I know of the kryptonite issue, but that's not a fight, ergo that's not 'Batman defeating Superman'. Alfred could 'defeat' Superman if he's holding kryptonite. How the hell can you actually consider that 'beating'? As for Batman defeating Hulk, again, what the hell?? I didn't read that crossover, but if he lured the Hulk into a gas-filled room, that's not beating him. That's an ambush. It's also incredibly cowardly. No wonder I've always hated Batman. Thor wouldn't fight Batman anyway, he'd hit him once to knock him out and say something like 'thou arest a noble warrior, Thor shall not fightst thee. Sleep noble bat-warrior.'
Just because your holding a kryptonite in your hand doesn't mean you are going to beat superman. You need to find a way of cleverly using it and by the way what are you going to do when he freezes you.
Originally posted by lifeisaglich
So if is just a chance meeting then by all means batman can not win. (I do not like this sentence) But giving him the chance to do research he is coming out with a win.
Xena took out all of the olympic gods. except zues and slapped aroung the vicking gods. It wasn't becasue she was strong it was becasue she had something to help her.
Xena beat the gods because she was sleeping with the producer. THAT'S what helped her.
Loki tricked a god into killing Baldr, but the fact remained: it was gods against gods. Batman can study all he likes, he's not coming away with a victory unless Thor is too drunk to stand up straight. Batman is the most over-rated hero in the history of comicdom.
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Xena beat the gods because she was sleeping with the producer. THAT'S what helped her.
sorry but the facts is that Xena still beat the crap ot he Olympian gods and slapped around the vikings gods. Even if she slept with the producer she still did here job without any help from the producer.
SO you see with magic the there is always something to counter act its effects. so there. A chance meeting then by all means batman can not win but give him his time then Thor is as good as beat.
sure it was god against god but the fact still remains Xena is no god but she kicked there are butts when they stood in her way. She took care of the Valkyries and there flying horses and kicked the butt of the head god.
OH i think ??? that god who died, was killed by a tooth pick which means that any human could have taken it to him and killed him
Xena is not real.....I don't know how to respond to that first paragraph. Xena did not 'beat the crap out of the Olympians' anyway. She only fought Athena, and she lost until Ares gave up his immortality. Hades caught himself on fire, Poseidon disintegrated for no reason, and Xena threw an arrow that happened to kill Artemis, that's not a fight. Eris and Deimos were weak characters anyway. She didn't fight the Viking gods except for Odin, and they didn't even show that fight, just a bunch of groans and then an exhausted Odin walking down the mountain. Incredibly weak storylines.
As for Baldr, no, he was not killed with a 'toothpick;' Baldr was killed by Hodr when Loki tricked him into throwing a mistletoe spear at him. Baldr could not be killed by any weaponry in Asgard except mistletoe. You need to learn your myths if you're going to spout off about the weaknesses of the Olympians and the Asgardians. Fact is, Olympians cannot be killed. Rober Tapert simply got bored with that storyline and wanted to have Xena fight Lucifer and Michael and all sorts of other things way out of her league just because he was screwing her and wanted to make her more of a bad-ass than she was.
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No, when Batman has the chance to do some research, he has a - small - chance to win. There's a hell of a difference between studying your opponent and actually fighting (or beating) him.
When have you known batman not to pull threw when his life is on the line. or when he is serious danger. I would like to know where you got your own series of the batman comics. If you don't mind.
I thought it was because the series are crap .
So you thought the Xena series were crap who-kid. Well I am sorry because the Xena series are still being shown in Oprah's channel.
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Oprah has a channel? Oh Jesus.
Xena was the greatest show on television for 3 seasons. Then it became not only the worst show on television, it became a crime to television. If the producers/writers of that series are reading this, two things: 1, what the hell is wrong with you, go do something productive! and 2, I'm going to see to it that you burn in Tartaros for eternity.
thor or batman or any other comic characters are not real either what's your point.
Towards the end when every gods were after Xena's baby what do you think happen Xena was riding off and kicking the living daylights out those gods. And Aries sacrifice his god hood to save either Xenas' daughter or Gabriell.
And yes xena got back up and kick that goddess ass because she was pissed. and he had those ring boomerang things that could wound a god. and she had taken some herbs to help in against the gods.
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Oprah has a channel? Oh Jesus.
With her billions of dollars I do see that as a possibility
But the fact still remains those 3 season where the best from start to finish. And you your self proved it If there were not that great then why did you watch it. And please to don't tell me you did not have anything better to do. Because I have heard them all.
Bob the producers already have their money 1 they are rich and 2 they are still getting money off the rerun on oprah's channel.
I watched it because I'm a Classicist and I love Greek mythology. They took that out, thus I hated the show. And again, she did not 'beat her ass.' Athena was the one doing the ass beating, and then Xena stabbed her while she was lying on the floor beaten and Athena laughed because Eve had died, but then she felt pain and realized ARES *not Aries* had sacrificed his immortality; thus she died. She didn't kick any ass besides Hephaistos, and even that was ridiculous. You actually think that was a good storyline, to kill off the entirety of the setting of your main character? I suppose you think it was 'cool' that she fought the freaking Archangel Michael too I imagine?
Originally posted by lifeisaglich
.sorry but the facts is that Xena still beat the crap ot he Olympian gods and slapped around the vikings gods. Even if she slept with the producer she still did here job without any help from the producer.
SO you see with magic the there is always something to counter act its effects. so there. A chance meeting then by all means batman can not win but give him his time then Thor is as good as beat.
sure it was god against god but the fact still remains Xena is no god but she kicked there are butts when they stood in her way. She took care of the Valkyries and there flying horses and kicked the butt of the head god.
OH i think ??? that god who died, was killed by a tooth pick which means that any human could have taken it to him and killed him
stop comparing xena to dc/marvel. thats just as bad as DBZ. if this were a poll, my vote would go to thor. i dont think batman has the resources/power to defeat thor.
I am not comparing Xena to DC/marvel. I am just using it as at example a reference if you will.
I said if this is a chance meeting then batman can not win but give him time he will have something to put down Thor. I mean black panther has plans to take down Thor should Thor ever try to interfere with his business.
And from your own word's "i dont think batman has the resources/power to defeat Thor." Batman does not care about power now resources that is were the money is. Which means if Thor was in the Jla universe the batman would have plans to taking him down.
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The Olympian gods Xena "beat" or nowhere as strong, impressive or durable as the Olympians of Marvel.
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Bob I did not like it when she was fighting Archangel Michael and was wining. That has never been right to me.
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You actually think that was a good storyline, to kill off the entirety of the setting of your main character?
So do I, I also like greek mythology.
She died, from the stab wound given by Xena. And even if Xena did not stab her Athena would have just been human now. Which means that Xena would have still beaten her.
A: the Olympians of Marvel are not written by Rob Tapert, ergo the result would be the exact opposite. Besides that, she did NOT win because of her 'equipment', she won because Yahweh gave her the power to kill gods. Did you even see the damn show?
B: Hercules got the crap kicked out of him by Michael, and Hercules beat Xena, yet Xena somehow has the ability to keep Michael on his toes? If that's not evidence the producer was sleeping with her, I don't know what is, lol.
C: The series was not about to end. It went on another two seasons.
D: She died because Ares gave up his immortality., but Athena won the fight. Xena stabbed her after she got her ass kicked, she just thrust her sword into Athena as she was standing over Xena.