If I was a dictator, the B!tchland would be...

yes, as barfy here says, it's of the utmost importance they will be stopped. Terrorising us with there blant attacks on our bananas will cause instable economic effects on us, Leftoto is still harvestering AND donating vast amounts of money to them! It is an OUTRAGE the international community still hasn't acted, so we must act for them

nah they need to Die all of them bloody fundamentalist bastards (no pun against muslims)

I don't think we actually have a nuclear capacity... beisdes, we need those pineapples!

very true

yes, of course, if they don't want to cease their actions against us and use force against our black ops, they have to defend themselves and casualties may fall ... ... on their side

Well pineapples can grow in our climate so wht dont we steal a few and grow pineapples for our selves. In fact we could go as far as to undercut their pinapple industry and cause their economic collapse! 😄

that of course because with leftoto harvesting terrorists who undermine our economy, they should feel our wraith when we do the same to them

Wow....everyone is certanly doing their job, well!

Ok, so since Raz is not here, (hes doing an important International conference on technology and education...we have to improva both...i saw someone rebelling nono)
And since Ush is second one down in rank after Raz, i propose we go with the Ushes idea and invade Leftoto. We will need a war plan and major propaganda work.
People of B!tchland MUST believe Leftoto is a major threat and must be invaded/stopped, as the rest of the world.

The obvious reasons that we want pineapples is of course undercover...but im sure yerss will take care of that!

Ok.

First of all, though, the army will need a budget increase of 200% to finance the invasion.

Huuuuuh 😄
In charge of education, am I? Do I get to burn books?

I still say we blow up a bus of schoolgirls or something and blame it on leftoto

Hmm..this will certanly have huge impact on the economy, but strong army is crutial, so yes, army gets 200% budget increase.

Originally posted by The Omega
Huuuuuh 😄
In charge of education, am I? Do I get to burn books?

Yes...the books that promote aything other than what everyone should know...
We are getting ready for inasion, so therefore, books on how we are great, im hoping you will issue to the schools and general public 😄

Are you going to be less repressive about infanticide? I see a double standard! A gardener gets away with killing the result of unwanted seed, why the double standard between plants and animals? 🤪

WOO-HOO! WE GOT THE CASH!

(buys heavy artillery)

Originally posted by Fire
I still say we blow up a bus of schoolgirls or something and blame it on leftoto

We need something bigger to blow up though ermm

Leftoto sucks 😑

What about a big bus of school kids, a double decker or something or failing that just blow up a school!

Originally posted by Baylin
What about a big bus of school kids, a double decker or something or failing that just blow up a school!

Yeah...but can we use that as an excuse for an invesion? ermm

I think that toddlers should be monitored for subversive sentiments and you should also take a firmer view with "thoughtcrimes" (subversive thoughts and "hatespeech" (subversive speech). It is of paramount importance to realise that even an inimical thought can lead to trouble. 🤪