Batman vs Spiderman

Started by The MISTER343 pages

Originally posted by jinzin
let me get this straight.....spiderman can lift a car and hit batman before batman can even react much less strike spidey while he's lifting the car?

batman can kick captain marvel 15 feet into the air and turn him back into his child form...but he can't physically do anything to spiderman?

batman can takes hits from ten tonners without his suit but he can't do the same with spiderman with his suit?

he can nail 3 guys with one batarang after banking it off a statue WHILE dodging bullets WHILE not looking.....but he can't use any number of equiptment to hit spidey with even though spidey's been gassed by one LOBBED pumpkin bomb on at least 4 or 5 different occasions, even though those pumpkin bombs didn't have tracking devices, and even though it only took one pumkin bomb to do it while batman throws multiple batarangs at the same time?

Batman can't dodge webbing even though he dodges everything else?

batman can't dodge cars being thrown at him even though he's easily done so against etrigan?

batman can't outfight him even though he's the better fighter?

can't outstrategize him even though he's the master tactician?

spidey's ability to "think on is feet" totally negates batman's ability to do the same?

batman can't get spidey on the total defensive with grenades even though punisher's done it a couple of times?

batman will automatically get one punched by spidey just from being in this fight with him even though lesser "street level" characters have flat out KOed him and fought him to a standstill?

batman is totally outclassed physically so he will automatically lose even though a large majority of established villains and heroes that he's fought totally outclass him as well and he almost always comes out on top?

all I have to say is................ 🙄


jinzin I see what you're saying here but all of these things can go both ways. Batman really does have a better chance than what I gave him credit for. But with that being said I really don't believe that he's capable of equaling spider-man who has held his own against every opponent that is within his power level 10 tonners to 75 tonners and everyone below that.

Batman has also hung with characters on this level but he uses prep-time a lot more than Spider-man who uses it rarely and usually rely's solely on his physical abilities to persevere. In a no prep-time fight the advantages are truly Spider-man's.

Spider-man can't negate Batman's skill that's for sure but he has enough skill of his own to not get KOed by a typical attack even if it connects. The same can be said for Batman but if Spider-man isn't plagued with an over dramatic concern for Batman, even if Bat's isn't holding back that's not putting Spider-man in as dangerous a position as Batman.

Batman could attempt his touch of death but the black tarantula has never connected with his kick of death, if I'm not mistaken, and he stated before that he had trained to be his country's captain america.

So why would I think that Batman has an advantage on a guy who can hang with almost all of his enemies when he is definitely holding back?
If Spidey wanted to kill he has about 50% more techniques at his disposal than he usually has because of his strength and abilities.

There aren't any humans that come close to his combination of agility, flexibility, durability, speed, and strength. Even the most powerful humans are miles behind him in raw power so why should I think for a moment that in a fight where neither character is given the benifit of the doubt, Batman has an advantage over Spidey?

He's fast and Spidey's faster.
He's tough and Spidey's tougher.
He's strong but weak when compared to Spider-man as far as all over strength goes. ( Spidey could palm his head and crush it like an egg but Bat's doesn't have an option like that ONE)
He's agile but Spidey has agility that equals or surpasses it.
He's trained and battled for experience and Spidey has battled enough to have an experience level that is not far below batman's.
Batman's mastered the use of his weapons and so has Spidey.
He has evaded many lethal attack's and Spidey has as well and has help (Spider-sense) predicting attacks and fooling attackers.

This is all true as I have tried not to embellish any of these points, yet the points remain.

In a fight where neither one is given an advantage (a fight in a field or something like that) how does Batman win over FIFTY PERCENT of the time?

This is just my personal opinion, but even if Bats can win 49% of the fights like this he can in no way claim to be Spider-man's superior.

I'm done here 😮‍💨

Batman's naturally lame so they gave him a bunch of poorly written upgrades over the years because he is one of DC's poster boys. They just keep adding and adding to his repetoire and making far out excuses for him winning fights.

Seriously? Punching through a mountain? I hope he at least concentrates or breaks a sweat before he does it. I sure as hell don't see him using this in any form of active combat.

Start a Batman vrs _________ fill in the blank thread and everyone will make up a reason for him to win. Just because he's Batman.

Spiderman fans have been using a standard argument so far. Of course, using Spiderman's actual powers makes everyone a Spidey fanboy.

Batman fans have been researching their Batman comics to look for reasons.

In a no prep street fight? It's not 50/50. If anything i'd say it's 8/10 for Spiderman.

I've seen Batman caught by surprise and lose just as much as Spiderman has, probably more.

Standard Gotham Batman plot.

Lamo villain catches Batman and puts in him in some device he has to escape from instead of actually killing when he has the chance. Everyone threatens to unmask Batman and no one ever actually does. Batman finds a miracle way to escape and win.

Batman is an excuse for cheesy writing. He's too busy pretending to be one of the big boys for anyone to care though.

Seriously, if you could choose between any of the JLA's members powers and knowledge, i'm almost positive no one says Batman. We'll probably get a lot of flash and superman. Just the same way i'm almost positive that everyone picks Spiderman's powers over Batmans. That in itself should show how strong or impressive Batman is.

Batman is not LAME writting, maybe in the 1960's.

But Batman is darker, and more of a det. He has not relly been put in a trap in a while though.

Originally posted by jinzin
well I actually have my suspicions that it isn't a book at all but a website.....

anyways....it really doesn't matter....like I said before...spidey fans have blinders on...we could make an award winning argument in bat's favor and they would still believe we haven't said a damned thing to make it look like spiderman's losing this fight......no matter how many times he's either had a hell of a time fighting "street levels" or been beaten by them.....

I respect you to much to lie to you dog. 😎 It was a big hardback book that was about 12x12" and it was on display at virgin records. The title escapes me because you know how Bio titles are. In the beginning of the book it discussed his origin in detail and went deep into his character covering minute details like every item in every batcave so forth and so on. The cover was black and had a large picture of Batman running or something similar. peace 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Creshosk
Well he is fighting fanboy powered spidey.

He's fighting a Spidey with all his regular powers.

These so called "fanboys" you speak of including myself have used his actual abilties as part of our arguments, there's nothing "fanboyish" about that.

Originally posted by jinzin
well I actually have my suspicions that it isn't a book at all but a website.....

anyways....it really doesn't matter....like I said before...spidey fans have blinders on...we could make an award winning argument in bat's favor and they would still believe we haven't said a damned thing to make it look like spiderman's losing this fight......no matter how many times he's either had a hell of a time fighting "street levels" or been beaten by them.....


An "award-winning argument"? In what lifetime?

Oh, I forgot, there was your 'emmy" award-winning argument of Batman duking it out with the likes of Superman and Captain Marvel in a way where you try and try to make it sound realistic.

And there was that "oscar" award winning argument where you used the argument of Spidey never killing a run-of-the-mill crook with an unpulled punch much less someone like Cap or DD despite Spidey always holding back to the point where his punches merely hurt alot in those type-situations.

And we can't forget your "golden-globe" award winning argument of Batman being able to withstand an unpulled punch from Spidey despite his being human, seriously, knowing Batman could not withstand a force such as that logically is common sense plain and simple.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
It doesn't matter if he has difficulty lifting it or not, to assume that he can throw it before he gets pegged is ludicrous. Prove he can lift a car faster than Batman can hit him with anything, prove it.

Plus if he's throwing a car, it's a kill move, so Bats gets to shoot him in the throat with his diamond tip climbing gadget.


So, if Spidey were to just flip the thing, Bats could just jump out before anything critical happens to him injury-wise and shoot Spidey with....what was that you said.....anything he has available.

As for your second point, again, it's not like he has to actually throw the car, he could just flip it. And if he throws it, he could do so fairly easily before anything could tag him.

I mean, what? Does the Batmobile weigh 10-15 tons now? I think not, in fact, if it weren't for it's extra armor, it'd be the everyday sports car. And though it is not, it's nothing Spidey can't toss a great deal or flip before Batman could deploy a number of projectiles.

lol...are you still trying to make points to me straw?....don't waste your time, I'm not reading them....

Originally posted by jinzin
lol...are you still trying to make points to me straw?....don't waste your time, I'm not reading them....

You should. Straw's making valid points. Ignoring facts isn't very nice.❌

Yeah. People are starting to act like small children. People are taking this way too seriously. These are fictional characters here people, not family members.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Well he is fighting fanboy powered spidey.

What "fanboy powers" have been mentioned? Or are you just trying to insult people?

Originally posted by jinzin
let me get this straight.....spiderman can lift a car and hit batman before batman can even react much less strike spidey while he's lifting the car?

batman can kick captain marvel 15 feet into the air and turn him back into his child form...but he can't physically do anything to spiderman?

batman can takes hits from ten tonners without his suit but he can't do the same with spiderman with his suit?

he can nail 3 guys with one batarang after banking it off a statue WHILE dodging bullets WHILE not looking.....but he can't use any number of equiptment to hit spidey with even though spidey's been gassed by one LOBBED pumpkin bomb on at least 4 or 5 different occasions, even though those pumpkin bombs didn't have tracking devices, and even though it only took one pumkin bomb to do it while batman throws multiple batarangs at the same time?

Batman can't dodge webbing even though he dodges everything else?

batman can't dodge cars being thrown at him even though he's easily done so against etrigan?

batman can't outfight him even though he's the better fighter?

can't outstrategize him even though he's the master tactician?

spidey's ability to "think on is feet" totally negates batman's ability to do the same?

batman can't get spidey on the total defensive with grenades even though punisher's done it a couple of times?

batman will automatically get one punched by spidey just from being in this fight with him even though lesser "street level" characters have flat out KOed him and fought him to a standstill?

batman is totally outclassed physically so he will automatically lose even though a large majority of established villains and heroes that he's fought totally outclass him as well and he almost always comes out on top?

all I have to say is................ 🙄

If Batman uppercuts Superman, sending him to the moon, though it is obviously out of the range of his power, would you consider that to be canon as well? The fact that he defeats foes that outclass him doesn't mean that he will win in this thread. Hell, if that's the case, Spiderman beat Firelord and Superboy. Therefore, he'd murder Batman's.

Originally posted by jinzin
he can nail 3 guys with one batarang after banking it off a statue WHILE dodging bullets WHILE not looking.....but he can't use any number of equiptment to hit spidey with even though spidey's been gassed by one LOBBED pumpkin bomb on at least 4 or 5 different occasions, even though those pumpkin bombs didn't have tracking devices, and even though it only took one pumkin bomb to do it while batman throws multiple batarangs at the same time?

I'd like to know when this happened. Regardless it's tenacity, you're comparing Batman's best feat to Spiderman's worst shortcoming. This is same Batman who got dropped by a one-banger from Hal Jordan. I'm sure a punch from Spiderman would do far more damage.

Ditto. And when Spidey got hit with that Pumkin bomb he had just finished knocking somebody else out. If Batman dodges EVERYthing, why the Hell does he even need to wear protection and how the hell did these 10 toners he spoke of hit him in the 1st place? How does anybody ever hit him? It's obviously impossible according to Jinzin.

please don't talk to me about ignoring facts....that's a comment that should be reserved for the spidey fans.....

What a great, MATURE comeback Jinzin. That was awesome & informative too. You really made your point with that zinger.🙁

Originally posted by jinzin
please don't talk to me about ignoring facts....that's a comment that should be reserved for the spidey fans.....

I addressed your "facts." Read my second post. You and Creshok have really been throwing the word "fanboy" around quite loosely.

Those who live in glass houses...

"please don't talk to me about ignoring facts....that's a comment that should be reserved for the spidey fans....."

wah...wah....*plays a sad song on the world's smallest violin."

"He's fighting a Spidey with all his regular powers.

These so called "fanboys" you speak of including myself have used his actual abilties as part of our arguments, there's nothing "fanboyish" about that."

Thanks for reiterating my point Straw.

"If" anyone on this thread is getting "fanboy powers", ANYONE, it is definately Batman.

oh come on, I hate spiderman fanboyism but he has so many advantages on Batman...

Batman has peak human reflexes, strength, agility, etc. Spiderman, like it or not, is Superhuman, has reflexes and agility to match, and has a danger sense. He is much, much stronger than Batman, has webbing and can use it to position himself, can easily dodge bullets and therefore Batman's projectiles, etc.

Hes just in a different league.

Oh, and he beat Firelord, so by the "Batman argument" that makes him an automatic winner. 😆

Don't try to make sense Fiery. It wont work on this thread.

Batarangs > Superhuman

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
You should. Straw's making valid points. Ignoring facts isn't very nice.❌
And why should we listen to straw who has proven in this thread and others that they do not comprehensivly read our posts, they merely skim.

And then they argue ad naseum by bringing up the same point ad infinitum even though the points have been refuted.

They consistantly argue using the exclusion fallacy. And even when called on these things they don't even show a comprehensive abilty to understand what we say.

They intentionally ignore our points, why then should we listen to theirs?