Batman vs Spiderman

"He is a regular guy that goes out at night and exacts vengence on wrongdoers."

I'm sorry 🙁, but it was the latter part of your post that made more sense. Batman is as irregular a guy you can find and in no way relatable to.

It would be nice though. It would be nice if we could all be super genius eccentric billionaires who mastered all forms of martial arts.

Batman was fun when he was in Gotham. Now he's just a guy with poorly written upgrades so he can hang with Superman and the rest of the Justice League on a cosmic level where he really has no business being. Compare what Batman had when he started to what he has now, it's ridiculous. The charm was the Batman was human, and he's not even that anymore.

Compare him to say Cyclops or Nightcrawler of the X-men for example, they pretty much stayed the same for 40 years 😛.

Batman's suit is bulletproof.
Woooooo, great discover, you should ask for a Nobel Prize.
Do you know how many guys with bulletproof body armors or armors Spidey has battled before?
Batman's suit is nothing.Spider-Man punches can bend titanium.
Batman is dead.

Thank you K3vil for pointing this out to people who will do anything to see batman win.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
HAHAHAHA, like WWE? I love pro-wrestling and respect it's athletes greatly, but I'd be willing to take more than a few of them on in a fight.

Wow, those guys are gifted athletes capable os doing things that most of us cant do, Im sure you would also like to fight guys in the military and marines also?giljotiini

Originally posted by whobdamandog
I didn't know that debate logic was allowed in this thread...I thought we couldn't use any type of "logic" when debating comic books...🙄...oh well let me rebut your arguments from a "logic fallacy" stance....

Originally posted by whobdamandog
fallacy of conflicting conditions has been committed in the statement above...

Straw is not more than one person..🙄......

Your future posts will be ignored since both of the above indicate you to be a troll.

Particularly your false usage of the logical fallacy terms.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Again you use your strawman argument.

You incorrectly use this term, and are just attempting to be argumentative.

Your future posts will be ignored since both of the above indicate you to be a troll.

Particularly your false usage of the logical fallacy terms.

If using he or she or his or her sounds awkward, rework your sentences whenever possible so that the antecedents of unknown or mixed gender are plural.
AWKWARD: Everyone turned in his or her homework and got out his or her textbook.
BETTER: All of the class members turned in their homework and got out their textbooks.

Originally posted by K3VIL
Batman's suit is bulletproof.
Woooooo, great discover, you should ask for a Nobel Prize.
Do you know how many guys with bulletproof body armors or armors Spidey has battled before?
Batman's suit is nothing.Spider-Man punches can bend titanium.
Batman is dead.

Are we even getting anywhere with this anymore.

Are you guys still debating this? Listen Batman = human. Spiderman = superhero. Any human vs. superhero = superhero winning. Any questions?

Short,sweet, and sexy.

Originally posted by 8bitChris
"He is a regular guy that goes out at night and exacts vengence on wrongdoers."

I'm sorry 🙁, but it was the latter part of your post that made more sense. Batman is as irregular a guy you can find and in no way relatable to.

It would be nice though. It would be nice if we could all be super genius eccentric billionaires who mastered all forms of martial arts.

Are you talking about my post? By regular guy of course I just meant that he has no superpowers. I guess his superpower is having magically absorbed *all* martial arts though and magically having time to practice them.

Oh, I guess his other superpower is getting smarter and smarter as the years go on to the point where he is considered a super-genius nowadays.

But hey, I may not be a billionaire but I have enough money to own a Manta-shaped submarine and bother Aquaman now and then...

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Are you guys still debating this? Listen Batman = human. Spiderman = superhero. Any human vs. superhero = superhero winning. Any questions?

That's basically what I said in my post too. And many before me. But will they hear it any better this way?

seaapple could you tell me where you exactly stand on this fight?

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
That'd be a great arguement if Spidey was a skilled fighter.

Then:
Seaaple posted: "But...but...wasn't he a professional wrestler....?"

This is when I turned on the sarcasm last night. Maybe I was too subtle. Or maybe just unfunny.

I guess at least I thought it was funny. 😉

im sorry to see you get torn apart from merc like that.

I don't understand what you mean. Basically I had already made my argument in my first post.

Then I was just playing with MERC. As stated above, a pic of Batman with bullets bouncing off says nothing about a fight against Spider Man. Besides, Spider Man has hit plenty of people in the face who are faster than Batman.

But why am I still arguing this? I guess I am surprised at the strange pro-Batman arguments.

I understand that very well, but out of a 1 to 10 scale where do you see batman at?

Originally posted by seaapple
I don't understand what you mean. Basically I had already made my argument in my first post.

Then I was just playing with MERC. As stated above, a pic of Batman with bullets bouncing off says nothing about a fight against Spider Man. Besides, Spider Man has hit plenty of people in the face who are faster than Batman.

But why am I still arguing this? I guess I am surprised at the strange pro-Batman arguments.

- Spider-Man really isn't that much faster than Batman.
- Spider-Man isn't strong enough to knock down Batman.
- Spider-Man's spider-sense will take a nap for some reason while fighting Batman.
- Spider-Man is just a lousy fighter.
- Spider-Man's web won't bother Batman one bit.
- Spider-Man can not take the punches from Batman.

They call that logic 😉

Wait you forgot that BATMAN CAN HIT HARDER THAN SPIDERMAN!!!!!

And probably jump higher too.