Batman vs Spiderman

Started by Mainstream343 pages

Bruce Wayne is Batman? now it's starting to make sense..how could I have been so foolish? (don't answer that)

By the way thats a good post Mister....but i think you underestimate the weopons that bats carries with him as standard....I'm pretty sure he would have some acid tocut through things, some sort of tranqulizer to stun people. a few bolas as well...not to mention Bararangs and grapling hooks....these could cause spidey a few problems if bats were fast enough to use first....but i agree with the rest of your post

Originally posted by Mainstream
Bruce Wayne is Batman? now it's starting to make sense..how could I have been so foolish? (don't answer that)

I'm not sure if that was meant to be sarcasim of if thats just plain ignorance 😛

PS excuse the spelling...i dont have time to go spell check my words in word

But but Mister....remember that one time Green Gobling hit Spiderman?

Obviously, Batman must be his superior then!

...and......if you'll notice.......
The only threads that seem to go on forever are the ones involved
with Spiderman. And it's the SAME people who keep those threads
going......the Spidey-haters. They will almost ALWAYS argue against
Spiderman, regardless of who he's against.
And those Spidey-haters are also, suspiciously enough, Wolvie-lovers.
Is their jealousy of Spiderman being Marvel's #1 instead of Wolverine that great?
It would appear so.....

Originally posted by Zahit
...and......if you'll notice.......
The only threads that seem to go on forever are the ones involved
with Spiderman. And it's the SAME people who keep those threads
going......the Spidey-haters. They will almost ALWAYS argue against
Spiderman, regardless of who he's against.
And those Spidey-haters are also, suspiciously enough, Wolvie-lovers.
Is their jealousy of Spiderman being Marvel's #1 instead of Wolverine that great?
It would appear so.....

...and......if you'll notice.......
The only threads that seem to go on forever are the ones involved
with Spiderman. And it's the SAME people who keep those threads
going......the Spidey-fanboys. They will almost ALWAYS argue for
Spiderman, regardless of who he's against.
And those Spidey-fanboys are also, suspiciously enough, Wolvie-haters.
Is their pride for Spiderman being Marvel's #1 instead of Wolverine that great?
It would appear so.....

Funny how that can be flipped around and still be true huh? Oh well, Wolvie-hater. 😉

Originally posted by havok801125
By the way thats a good post Mister....but i think you underestimate the weopons that bats carries with him as standard....I'm pretty sure he would have some acid tocut through things, some sort of tranqulizer to stun people. a few bolas as well...not to mention Bararangs and grapling hooks....these could cause spidey a few problems if bats were fast enough to use first....but i agree with the rest of your post

Thanks man. 😎 I think that Batman's weapons are cool as well, the only thing that gets me is that I was just guessing as to what Batman carries as a standard, and when I read a book about him to find out what that standard was it was rejected as innacurate. Why? It really isn't fair to Batman to say that he can't win unless his weapons are infinite and ever changing.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Funny how that can be flipped around and still be true huh? Oh well, Wolvie-hater. 😉

WRONG.
I'm NOT a Wolvie-hater.
He's one of my FAVORITE characters of ALL TIME.
I even COLLECT his own book now, due to Millar's excellent portrayal of Wolverine.
I just HATE the way his fans and even SOME writers portray him.
I'm NOT moronic enough to give him the following attributes
(which many of his "lovers" on this forum do):

HEALS EVERYTHING INSTANTLY.....like a freakin' GOD.
CAN defeat Godzilla SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
CANNOT be knocked-out by anyone, EVER.
Heals COMPLETELY from being thrown into the SUN.
Survives NUCLEAR ATTACKS like it's nothing.

Do you see Spiderman supporters giving Spidey such attributes?
NO!!!!!

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Spiderman wins cause he's well liked.

Yeah, and everybody hates Batman lol.

Originally posted by The MISTER
Spidey can crush batmans head between his feet, knees, hands, or legs.
Spidey can rake his suit into shreds, and make his failsafe useless.
Spidey can also rake off batmans flesh as if it were soft mud and break the bones underneath despite their toughness. His fingers are as tough as five blunt hooks, and backed by his strength ( we've all seen him tear through steel easily and destroy many costumes)
Spidey can squeeze any part of batmans body and cause a serious injury.
He can chop instead of punch and there's no rolling with that.
He can fold Batman in half with less effort than Bane.
He can web Batman and swing him like a bola with little effort, and use centrifugal force to immobilize him.

Good post, but you forgot "Spider-Man can make him eat his own batarangs."

But wait you're all forgetting the most important fact.....

BATMAN ALWAYS HITS HARDER THAN SPIDERMAN!!!!

Originally posted by Zahit
WRONG.
I'm NOT a Wolvie-hater.
He's one of my FAVORITE characters of ALL TIME.
I even COLLECT his own book now, due to Millar's excellent portrayal of Wolverine.
I just HATE the way his fans and even SOME writers portray him.
I'm NOT moronic enough to give him the following attributes
(which many of his "lovers" on this forum do):

HEALS EVERYTHING INSTANTLY.....like a freakin' GOD.
CAN defeat Godzilla SINGLE-HANDEDLY.
CANNOT be knocked-out by anyone, EVER.
Heals COMPLETELY from being thrown into the SUN.
Survives NUCLEAR ATTACKS like it's nothing.

Do you see Spiderman supporters giving Spidey such attributes?
NO!!!!!

You like it when wolverine's portrayed as weak, and a pushover.

He's someone you love. . . to hate. Even if you aren't aware of it.

Like moving faster than a speeding bullet or knowing someone's going to attack before they've attacked, or knowing where a teleporter is going to teleport to before they teleport?

Yeah I've seen people giving those poweers to spiderman. I've also seen them strip their opponents of their powers and abilities.

Originally posted by Creshosk
You like it when wolverine's portrayed as weak, and a pushover.

He's someone you love. . . to hate. Even if you aren't aware of it.

Like moving faster than a speeding bullet or knowing someone's going to attack before they've attacked, or knowing where a teleporter is going to teleport to before they teleport?

Yeah I've seen people giving those poweers to spiderman. I've also seen them strip their opponents of their powers and abilities.


now your just full of it.........Millar's portrayal of Wolverine weak?????
He's single-handedly DESTROYING scores of Hydra agents and evil mutants!!!
Right now, Wolverine IS S.H.I.E.L.D.!!!!!
You call that a WEAK portrayal???
I guess if Wolverine's NOT shown to be Kryptonian, you call that weak...

Originally posted by Creshosk
You like it when wolverine's portrayed as weak, and a pushover.

That's not what's he's saying, and you know it. Zahit complains about the extremely absurd upgrades Wolverine gets from time to time.

It's hardly a secret that Wolverine is one of Marvels most inconsistent characters EVER. Even most of the Wolverine-fans realize this.

Originally posted by who?-kid
That's not what's he's saying, and you know it. Zahit complains about the extremely absurd upgrades Wolverine gets from time to time.
It's hardly a secret that Wolverine is one of Marvels most inconsistent characters EVER. Even most of the Wolverine-fans realize this.

Thanks for the DEFENCE.
He's basically arguing for it's own sake at this point.
He must be a Wolverine fanboy if he thinks Millar's WOLVERINE is WEAK...
I guess he only believes in the Kryptonian Wolverine......

Originally posted by Zahit
now your just full of it.........Millar's portrayal of Wolverine weak?????
He's single-handedly DESTROYING scores of Hydra agents and evil mutants!!!
Right now, Wolverine IS S.H.I.E.L.D.!!!!!
You call that a WEAK portrayal???
I guess if Wolverine's NOT shown to be Kryptonian, you call that weak...
And you know how he takes out scores of enemies like that?

He fricken heals instantly, or he moves faster than the soldiers, and fast enough to not get hit.

Otherwise if blood loss or vital organs were a problem, then he'd NEVER be able to

Originally posted by Zahit
single-handedly DESTROY scores of Hydra agents and evil mutants!!!

It'd be impossible. Your like of wolverine is incosistant as it contradicts itself. 😉

Well, just like me, he only likes the TRUE Wolverine. But it takes someone who is familiar with the character to know who the true Wolverine is.

You are one of the very few people on this planet who don't see the inconsistent writing of Wolverine. He is literally one of the most inconsistent characters ever. The examples are countless.

I'm guessing Batman passed the mike to wolverine. (good idea) 😖hifty:

And didn't Creshosk already post that a killer Spidey would murder Batman? If so then aren't most of us in agreeance?

Let's take it outside, to the Wolvy vs Spidey brawl.

Does anybody have anything else to say in Batman's defense?

Originally posted by The MISTERs
I'm guessing Batman passed the mike to wolverine. (good idea)

Of course, this is the only way the world can go round. Didn't you know? If it ain't broke fix it.🙂

Originally posted byThe MISTER
Does anybody have anything else to say in Batman's defense?

Yes..(clearing throat).....(tilts head back)....(smile's)

Batman is going to win. For as his record show he does not lose 🙂 😆 and he adapts to his opponents style of fighting like a hungry pride of lions that just caught the sent of a wounded animal. And we both know that batman is the better fighter. And he has an untarnish record of beating people, who he should not be able to stand with in the same room. And this room ain't big enough.🙂😆. ooh and spiderman best punch is not going to kill batman because batman can take it thank's to that suit of his. that he created. I most say that suit of batman cancels out spiderman's superhuman strength. Quit nicely.