Batman vs Spiderman

You still didn't tell me how it works. I honestly'd like to know. An obviously malfunctioning part of his suit🙂. I have no idea how long he's been using this failsafe, but it also wasn't happening against Carnage. You may not think Batman was a goner, but Joker sure did. These are the scenarios I have for what was about to happen
No Joker--Carnage, who had Bats in a grip sends a spike through Bat's face.

Joker there Carnage thinks he's bluffing about the bomb--
Carnage:Yeah whatever b**ch. I know you ain't that crazy.
*Carnage, who had Bats in a grip sends a spike through Bat's face.*
Joker: I've forgotten more about crazy than you'll ever know!
*detonates bomb. Marvel and DC's 2 main icons are now dead, along with Carnage, Joker and anybody else who was in Gotham @ the time.

Joker there Carnage knows for certain he's bluffing about the bomb--
Carnage:Yeah whatever b**ch. I know you ain't that crazy.
*Carnage, who had Bats in a grip sends a spike through Bat's face.*
Joker: Oh My God! I can't believe you did that
*Spidey and Joker stand there in shock as Carnage turns Batman's corpse into a puppet(You don't wanna know how🙁)*
Batpuppet:Neither do I!
Spidey snaps out and sneaks Carnage, breaking his neck before he can put the puppet down and counterattack. He then catches up to Joker(as he did in the book) and splatters his head with one punch.
Spidey:Batman's death was my fault. With great power there must also come great responsibility. My responsibility from this point on is to take out MFers like this so they can't hurt anyone. Look out psychos! I'm not pullin' my punches anymore! The kid gloves are off!

how the **** should I know how it works I didn't make the damned suit....

you asked what would have happened had the problem persisted....that's my take on what would have happened...yours is obviously different...none of the chances the fact that batman basically curbstomped his face into the pavement though does it?.

Spidey beat Molurn with next to nothing prepwise, and Molurn was stronger than Thor or the Hulk. Molurn doesnt grow tired and can always find you. Spidey took a beating by Molurn just as bad if not worse than the Batman and Darkseid confrontation, in my opinion.....

Originally posted by brainchild81
Have you read the book recently without the fanboy goggles on🙂 ? I kid. I challenge you to explain how he beat Carnage, honestly. What do you think would've happen @ that moment if Joker hadn't done what he did my reasonable young friend?

If they have the means to do it in the thread instructions and the will and distance from Carnage like Joker had, and if Carnage hung around with the person enough to know they were unpredictable and crazy,Hell YES.

fanboy goggles, classic.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Almost always?

Spiderman always delevers a spidey beating to wolvie. . .who always takes it.

I don't think you understand that shot that didn't happen. . .Wolverine hit him, claws in, had they been out Spidey would be dead. That's the point of the altered picture.

Or do you deny that if Wolverine hits spiderman with his claws, spiderman is in big trouble?

"If he had attacked with his claws out spidey would have dodged-*"

That's tangenting. Wolverine hit spiderman, that's a given. If his claws had been out he would have been dead.

Spiderman let wolverine hit him in that one, but what about the other times? The roof top or the training session?

Nope, spiderman did not "let" wolverine hit him in the training session, that's why he freaked when he got hit.

Cresh already thinks bats loses, but his love for jinzin keeps him coming.

These guys like to use the spiderman that has problems with kingpin.

Lets use the spiderman that gave thor, firelord, and titania trouble.

Spiderman's second class villans are a greater threat.

The funny thing is my fanboy test proved this well, not only did noone think these two would beat spiderman, they gave good reasons, not coolness arguments.

I think these Bat fanboys are feeling some sort of nostalgia regarding the Wolvie thread. They must be longing for us to debate with them there. That's why they keep on bringing up the Wolverine fights.

But guess what fellas....get ready for this...duh..duh..duh..duh...

the title of this thread is....

Batman vs Spiderman!!!!

So guess what that means?

Batman is not = to Wolverine!!!

Truth hurts...

Hey C-Master..what do ya say we just let this thread die? We've embarassed these fanboys enough.

Amen my friend...

Sure you guys..... sure you guys have embarrassed the hell out of us. You guys have embarrassed us so badly the batman fanboys (I think this is what guys refer to us as) cannot help it but to cry.....boo..who...wawawa...see we are crying OH and in case any of can not tell I am being SARCASTIC 😆

Batman with ease.

Sure you guys.....sure you guys have really embarrassed us. You guys have embarrassed us so badly that we could not help it but cry...boo who...wawawawa....And encase any you can not tell I am being SARCASTIC

.. . Batman beat up Carnage with his bare hands in a matter of a few pannels.
It took a large chunk of Marvel U to take him down back then.
lol.

we've already given multiple reasons for why or how batman would be able to do such....if your inability to either read or accept the theories as they are is a problem...all I have to say is at least it's not our problem....

We've already given a ton of reasons for why Batman will get his ass handed to him. However, you refuse to accept our points and you are trying to force your's on us.

(e.g. throwing out all of the big names Spidey has beaten and using the big names Batman has beaten over and over again.)

Common sense dictates that Spiderman wins. Some people lack it. I don't understand it; but I guess that's because I have common sense.

You realize you're not winning this battle and you continue to just pull more and more sh!t out of your ass jinny. I think you're an ok guy, but you need to learn when to concede a few things.

Most of the people responding to you ARE NOT SPIDEY FANBOYS. It's just annoying when you label all of us one for trying to make sense. It's having the reverse effect on you of making you look like a Batman fanboy.

It's also funny how Spiderman survives punches from cosmic beings and yet Batman will mash on him. *cough*

Originally posted by Juntai
.. . Batman beat up Carnage with his bare hands in a matter of a few pannels.
It took a large chunk of Marvel U to take him down back then.
lol.

Maybe in some weird wacky scheme to make a profit Marvel made Carnage rubbish?

Disadvantage: Unrealistic storyline created by writers.

Advantage: Writers still rake in cash cos everyone wants a crossover.

Are people still trying to bring crossovers into continuity? come on that is BS.

I supposed anyone on Marvel Earth could just hop over to Gotham whenever they wanted. It's only a fifteen minute drive away.

LOL

Originally posted by Juntai
.. . Batman beat up Carnage with his bare hands in a matter of a few pannels.
It took a large chunk of Marvel U to take him down back then.
lol.

No actually joker came in and didn't want carnage to rip batman apart, so he threatened him with a bomb, and carnage was distracted.

Batman and wolverine are dogshit compared to carnage.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Cresh already thinks bats loses, but his love for jinzin keeps him coming.

These guys like to use the spiderman that has problems with kingpin.

Lets use the spiderman that gave thor, firelord, and titania trouble.

Spiderman's second class villans are a greater threat.

The funny thing is my fanboy test proved this well, not only did noone think these two would beat spiderman, they gave good reasons, not coolness arguments.

what is wrong with you? eer

titania got KOed by a movie car....she's not THAT impressive....

So this joke thread is still going on? Jinzin your living in a fantasy world,give it up.spidey would win easily blindfolded,no contest.

Originally posted by 8bitChris

We've already given a ton of reasons for why Batman will get his ass handed to him. However, you refuse to accept our points and you are trying to force your's on us.

(e.g. throwing out all of the big names Spidey has beaten and using the big names Batman has beaten over and over again.)

Common sense dictates that Spiderman wins. Some people lack it. I don't understand it; but I guess that's because I have common sense.

You realize you're not winning this battle and you continue to just pull more and more sh!t out of your ass jinny. I think you're an ok guy, but you need to learn when to concede a few things.

Most of the people responding to you ARE NOT SPIDEY FANBOYS. It's just annoying when you label all of us one for trying to make sense. It's having the reverse effect on you of making you look like a Batman fanboy. [/B]

ummm I've not called anyone in this thread save who-kid and whob spidey fanboys...maybe cordera (but not in this thread) maybe you should re-read the posts..cause I've said no such thing...

anywho....I'm not going to concede to something that I know is simply not accurate.....I'm not pulling shit out of my ass...I'm giving reasons....then I give proof...how that's pulling shit out of my ass I have no idea...but the fact remains....common sense dictates spiderman will win in a h2h confrontation...and even then it would be a HUUUUUGE struggle for him to do so.....but this fight's one that emphasizes all their talents and abilities at their best....what's the common sense in saying spiderman's spider sense will allow him to be able to evade an area wide attack like a gas bomb when he's not been able to do so before...by lesser trained inviduals? I don't see it...