Batman vs Spiderman

Started by Blade Cutter343 pages

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
Dude, this is the most ingnorant thing you've said to date, If you wanna get your comics all wrong, that's forgiveable, after all it's rather trivial.

But you did know that lightning, like lazers and heat vision all travel at the speed of light right?

Yes lighting and lazers do heat does not and heat vision is not REAL damn.

"You have not gave me one good reason to why Batman will beat SM.With what that he normally has with him.What is stopping SM from bouncing around super fast of walls and taking him out.'

cause cannonball tried the same thing and got tossed on his ass by bats for his troubles.....

"You guys act like Peter is going to fall for every little trick he is not dumb him self and has spider sense to help."

no one said he's dumn...batman's just smarter than him in every aspect....his senses can only help so much against grenades, and gas bombs....

Go back to School.

spiderman IS NOT REAL damn....if we're gonna go by that logic what's the damn point of being here?

But heat does not travel at light speed like he said.He was trying to make me look dumb but he was not even thanking strate him self.

unless his heat vision is stated at being a specific speed we only have to assume by comparability that his heat vision travels about that fast.

Originally posted by jinzin
"You have not gave me one good reason to why Batman will beat SM.With what that he normally has with him.What is stopping SM from bouncing around super fast of walls and taking him out.'

cause cannonball tried the same thing and got tossed on his ass by bats for his troubles.....

"You guys act like Peter is going to fall for every little trick he is not dumb him self and has spider sense to help."

no one said he's dumn...batman's just smarter than him in every aspect....his senses can only help so much against grenades, and gas bombs....

I know Batman is smarter in every way but he does not know how smart Peter is.If they are out side gas and grenades will do little he can jump well over 50 feet in the air.

Exactly.

Originally posted by jinzin
second...Batman has fought along side spidey...seen him in action...yet he won't even know how to fight spiderman? WHAT?!?!?! do you even know who batman is? this isn't deflater mouse we're talking about.
I thought we weren't counting X-overs. If we are, notice how easily Spidey tossed Bats away. He could've just as easily knocked his head off. He didn't because Spidey is a nice guy. Notice how easy Carnage got a hold of Batman?

Originally posted by Blade Cutter
But heat does not travel at light speed like he said.He was trying to make me look dumb but he was not even thanking strate him self.

You need to go back to school. Heat is energy, which gives off light, hmm I wonder how fast light based energy travels? he's not shooting flames out of his eyes, he's shooting energy you blasted !@$#.

Relax

The heat from the sun get here 20 minutes after the light pattern that it travels with.DUMB ASS

Both you guys. Relax.

I give up if MERC does not know kids stuff like this it's pointless.

lol. We all have to remember we're talking about comicbook characters and not family members. No reason for this to get personal.

I'm just gonna spout off here for a moment.

Martial artist have been known to produce strikes which have a force in excess of 2000 psi. Batman, being a comic book character, can produce an even greater force. (Batman can channel his chi to accomplish physical task normal humans are not capable of)

Spiderman on the other hand is not trained in fighting. Often he strikes from awkward positions. A strike without Balance is only about half the strength of a strike which is in balance. Add into the factor that Spidey often strikes with only his arm (as opposed to his whole body) and that figure is 1/5 of what it can be. All of sudden Spidey's 10 ton punch doesn't seem that impressive (only an estimated 1000 psi.) This seems reasonable as many normal humans have survived his full on punches.

Fighting is in a large part the efficiency of motion. It takes a trained fighter only the a fraction of the time to dodge/block an attack of the time the attack itself takes. On the other hand, it takes a considerably longer time to recover from an attack which was off balance or conserved no motion, leaving plenty of attacking opportunities after a successful dodge or parry.

It has been said that "spidey will not be holding back." well that's quite alright seeing as he hits like a girl and the same goes for Batman, which means he finally gets to use those "touch of death" techiniqes (yes Batman is trained in a fictional martial art which allows him to do this.)

Originally posted by Blade Cutter
The heat from the sun get here 20 minutes after the light pattern that it travels with.DUMB ASS

No it takes light form the sun 1/2 a year to get to the earth. (it's half a light year away, who would have guessed?) Gee, does that make sense, half a year, and the distance is half a light year? But that would mean that the light form the sun is travelling at the speed of light! Jack ass.

Originally posted by MERCILOUS
I'm just gonna spout off here for a moment.

Martial artist have been known to produce strikes which have a force in excess of 2000 psi. Batman, being a comic book character, can produce an even greater force. (Batman can channel his chi to accomplish physical task normal humans are not capable of)

Spiderman on the other hand is not trained in fighting. Often he strikes from awkward positions. A strike without Balance is only about half the strength of a strike which is in balance. Add into the factor that Spidey often strikes with only his arm (as opposed to his whole body) and that figure is 1/5 of what it can be. All of sudden Spidey's 10 ton punch doesn't seem that impressive (only an estimated 1000 psi.) This seems reasonable as many normal humans have survived his full on punches.

Stop right there. Spidey rarely punches humans full on. Name three that lived.

I can only name Dare Devil, now post a rebbuttle to the rest of my post.

Spidey punched him full on?

Yes