Batman vs Spiderman

Started by jinzin343 pages

or cap.

Originally posted by jinzin
or cap.
The two fights I seen between em... one was on even ground, ended with Batman saying some twisted shit like "It is concievable that if given the right amount of time you may almost be able to possibly defeat me."
The other was underground in the dark, and Cap lost horribly.

Originally posted by jinzin
he could sure..but getting in close is a bad thing to do...what happens when bat's acid sprays him, or gases him, gives him the touch of death, nails him with 50,000+ volts of electricity, or nails him with the sonic frequency emitor?

he's just too dangerous up close....

They don't happen. Once Spidey gets close, Bats still has to tag him with these things and that means pulling them out and using them fast enough to catch a person that's a good deal faster than him and has an early warning system. It's not impossible for Spidey to dodge stuff up close(Spidey sense helps out there) or yank them out of his hands. Bats has to worry about getting webbed up or a neck twisting, face breaking punch.(Watch the old fist of the North Star series kids) Up close, Spidey's still faster than Batman and Bats chances of dodging attacks or webbing are closer to zero. Something tells me that "Miger" thing Bats gassed didn't have any type of pre-cog. 🙂

dude...batman's jumped up in the air reached in his belt and let lose with three batarangs...saw those didn't work then pulled out 3 grenades capsules and chucked them before he hit the ground....

I don't know where you get the idea that it takes him a great deal of anything to pulls those out....when it never has before...

Originally posted by jinzin
yeah i've said that before..his skills should be enough to keep pace though...batmans as good a human can get...another human "the white ninja" completely negates spiderman's speed and spider sense with his own training...spiderman had to win via plot device....

Hm hm hm.... as far as I know, SM fought the White Ninja only once, and the White Ninja didn't survive their first encounter.

Not only that, but the White Ninja was an extremely fast and skilled fighter, he was not just some punk who studied karate for a week.

Last but certainly not least, he could turn invisible and had his crystals, who could create very vivid hallucinations.

Originally posted by Juntai
The two fights I seen between em... one was on even ground, ended with Batman saying some twisted shit like "It is concievable that if given the right amount of time you may almost be able to possibly defeat me."
The other was underground in the dark, and Cap lost horribly.
That quote you used has @ least one word Bats didn't say. I don't remember that "almost be able" part. There was no almost. You might have subconsciously added that part because it makes Batman look good. The fight in the dark was determined by fan(boy) votes. By "Cap lost horribly" you must mean that the way in which Cap lost was lame. I agree with you.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Hm hm hm.... as far as I know, SM fought the White Ninja only once, and the White Ninja didn't survive their first encounter.

Not only that, but the White Ninja was an extremely fast and skilled fighter, he was not just some punk who studied karate for a week.

Last but certainly not least, he could turn invisible and had his crystals, who could create very vivid hallucinations.


"You've learned to dissapear, but I can make you invisible" -- Ras Al Ghul.

Sry, movie quote..

Anyways, Superman can't even hear/see Bat's coming, he doesn't even need crystals or powers to do it. Supes can see to the Source Wall if he squints a little, and hear sounds of a pindrop interplanetary.

Originally posted by brainchild81
That quote you used has @ least one word Bats didn't say. I don't remember that "almost be able" part. There was no almost. You might have subconsciously added that part because it makes Batman look good. The fight in the dark was determined by fan(boy) votes. By "Cap lost horribly" you must mean that the way in which Cap lost was lame. I agree with you.

Actually it's because I only read it once, I'm good, but I can't remember every word a comic ever said. And by lost horribly I mean Bats put the Judo chop on him drug his body out of the sewer.

Originally posted by who?-kid
Hm hm hm.... as far as I know, SM fought the White Ninja only once, and the White Ninja didn't survive their first encounter.

Not only that, but the White Ninja was an extremely fast and skilled fighter, he was not just some punk who studied karate for a week.

Last but certainly not least, he could turn invisible and had his crystals, who could create very vivid hallucinations.

first off, AFTER he turned visable.....he STILL stalemated spiderman....

second...spiderman "won" by a plot device, he didn't beat him....

and lastly....if spiderman was sooooooooo much faster and sooooooooooo much better, than why did this guy give him trouble?

hmmmmmmmm myabe it's cause he isn't...

Originally posted by Juntai
Actually it's because I only read it once, I'm good, but I can't remember every word a comic ever said. And by lost horribly I mean Bats put the Judo chop on him drug his body out of the sewer.

yeah batman's hidden in a room for an hour withou clark even noticing ....

Originally posted by jinzin
yeah batman's hidden in a room for an hour withou clark even noticing ....

That won't work on Spider-Man. Spider-sense you know, if there's danger, he'll sense it.

Originally posted by jinzin
dude...batman's jumped up in the air reached in his belt and let lose with three batarangs...saw those didn't work then pulled out 3 grenades capsules and chucked them before he hit the ground....

I don't know where you get the idea that it takes him a great deal of anything to pulls those out....when it never has before...

Please don't put words in my mouth, brother. I'm not saying it's gonna take him a great deal of anything to pulls those out, brother. I know Batman's about as fast as it gets for a human, brother. I'm saying he CAN'T do that faster than Spidey(Who's faster than Batman can logically dream of being, no matter how much he trains) can sling those webs and tag him, brother. I'm saying if Spidey gets that close that Batman should abandon all hope because it's already over, brother.

Originally posted by who?-kid
That won't work on Spider-Man. Spider-sense you know, if there's danger, he'll sense it.

so Batman is dangerous..even to spiderman..ah ha!!

Originally posted by Juntai
"You've learned to dissapear, but I can make you invisible" -- Ras Al Ghul.

Sry, movie quote..

Anyways, Superman can't even hear/see Bat's coming, he doesn't even need crystals or powers to do it. Supes can see to the Source Wall if he squints a little, and hear sounds of a pindrop interplanetary.


Batman can go invisible and inaudible. I'll add that to Batmyth. 😉

Originally posted by jinzin
first off, AFTER he turned visable.....he STILL stalemated spiderman....

second...spiderman "won" by a plot device, he didn't beat him....

and lastly....if spiderman was sooooooooo much faster and sooooooooooo much better, than why did this guy give him trouble?

hmmmmmmmm myabe it's cause he isn't...


Primo : like we all know, SM holds back. He doesn't want to kill anybody.
Secundo : White Ninja (stupid name) was fighting with everything he had, and still couldn't beat SM. Invisibility or not, hallucinations or not (two things Batman doesn't have).
Tertio : euhrm, nice sig lol.

First. That shouldn't be possible at all. Unless Batman can now stop the very beating of his heart and become a zombie at will. I don't care how many times you guys try to say that Batman is the master of making himself invisible to people, if he was trying to hide from Supes, then (now this is something I RARELY SAY), it was CIS. Since Superman can apparently "hear sounds of a pindrop interplanetary", there's LITERALLY no way that the sound of a heartbeat within the confines of a room could escape his ears. Hell, even just Batman breathing (however shallow it is), will still give him away.

Do I even need to mention the X-ray vision?

Clearly Supes wasn't in any hurry or trying at all to find Batman.

So, in short, Batman hiding from Superman is CRAP.

Second. Since Spiderman does indeed have his patented spider sense, there's no way that Batman could either hide nor sneak up on him.

Just think about that.

Originally posted by jinzin
yeah batman's hidden in a room for an hour withou clark even noticing ....

First. That shouldn't be possible at all. Unless Batman can now stop the very beating of his heart and become a zombie at will. I don't care how many times you guys try to say that Batman is the master of making himself invisible to people, if he was trying to hide from Supes, then (now this is something I RARELY SAY), it was CIS. Since Superman can apparently "hear sounds of a pindrop interplanetary", there's LITERALLY no way that the sound of a heartbeat within the confines of a room could escape his ears. Hell, even just Batman breathing (however shallow it is), will still give him away.

Do I even need to mention the X-ray vision?

Clearly Supes wasn't in any hurry or trying at all to find Batman.

So, in short, Batman hiding from Superman is CRAP.

Second. Since Spiderman does indeed have his patented spider sense, there's no way that Batman could either hide nor sneak up on him.

Just think about that.

I read the comic - I think - and if I remember correctly, Batman had developed some kind of "cloaking device."

It was pretty cool though.

indeed

Also, he can slow his heartbeat like said.