Batman vs Spiderman

You shouldn't have revived the thread Khan (it went on for too long).

Also, what superhero HASN'T, taken 10 tons of pressure? Pretty much all of them have- human or superhuman. There's a lot more stuff Batman could creatively think of (impromptu, like he does..all the time) hundreds of ways to kill Spiderman. Hell, if Spidey's fist is coming straight at Bats, Bruce can just lodge explosive batarangs into the flesh inbetween Spidey's fingers, turn them on, and watch Spidey's hands explode. Or, you know, defeat Spidey the other thousand ways that Batman usually does in the comics.

Batman can't even beat Slade. What the hell makes anyone think that Spider-Man can't beat him? Spider-Man fights guys who are uber and have prep all the time, and can win with ease. Batman gets pwned.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
You shouldn't have revived the thread Khan (it went on for too long).

Also, what superhero HASN'T, taken 10 tons of pressure? Pretty much all of them have- human or superhuman. There's a lot more stuff Batman could creatively think of (impromptu, like he does..all the time) hundreds of ways to kill Spiderman. Hell, if Spidey's fist is coming straight at Bats, Bruce can just lodge explosive batarangs into the flesh inbetween Spidey's fingers, turn them on, and watch Spidey's hands explode. Or, you know, defeat Spidey the other thousand ways that Batman usually does in the comics.

Well the explosives thing wouldn't work. Spideys a lot faster than you give him credit for, and I don't think Batman really wants to lodge explosives in the fist of someone about 5 inches from his jaw.

Spider-man has proven in their team-ups that he is the physically superior character.
Anyone remember Batman grabbing Spideys hand and Spidey saying "Ow, that hurts! Almost" And hurling Batman?

Something tells me any attempts to do anything but take Spidey out in one blow isn't going to work. Spider-man is super agile, super fast(not Quicksilver, but superstrength and enhanced speed pushing a 160lb frame? Yeah, superfast), superquick reflexes, enhanced endurance(arguably superhuman).

Can Batman win? Of course. Batmans no rookie in taking down stronger opponents. Is it likely? Doubt it. Batmans stronger foes are rarely as smart as Spider-man. Although Spideys wit might annoy Batman, he'll be used to jokes mid-battle. It can go either way, but I say 6/10 Spidey.

Also: Batman is in no way wittier than Spidey. None. At all. Impossible.

Let's face it Batman technologically is way smarter than Spiderman and would most likely to be able to create a device capable of "healing" Spidermans mutation.

Besides, Batman hasn't found a cure for AIDS. So how would he find a cure for a genetic abnormality?

you must be reading "omic ooks" or some other imitation brand. try reading comic books, where what you say couldn't be farther from the truth.

Originally posted by MrHeavySilence
You shouldn't have revived the thread Khan (it went on for too long).

Also, what superhero HASN'T, taken 10 tons of pressure? Pretty much all of them have- human or superhuman. There's a lot more stuff Batman could creatively think of (impromptu, like he does..all the time) hundreds of ways to kill Spiderman. Hell, if Spidey's fist is coming straight at Bats, Bruce can just lodge explosive batarangs into the flesh inbetween Spidey's fingers, turn them on, and watch Spidey's hands explode. Or, you know, defeat Spidey the other thousand ways that Batman usually does in the comics.

If Bats get prep then he wins 5/5.
If no prep then Bats loses 19/20.

Yes Spider-man can lose 1/20 if he acts not carefull.

Originally posted by brainchild81
That makes a lot of sense. It's not like Spidey's @ the very least 10x faster than Batman. It's not like Spidey couldn't move faster on his hands than Bats does on his feet. It's not like Spidey can throw that punch faster than Batman can move and put enough force behind it to literally cave Batman's head in. It's not like the Spidey-sense will allow Spidey to avoid the batarangs even easier than he dodges machine gun fire. Yeah that strategy sounds air tight and foolproof 🙄

And its not like Batman hasn't faced and beatin someone like that before.

^ Who? I sincerely Batman has faced anyone who's got lightning quick reflexes, a Spider-sense, good one-liners, class 15 strength, near precogntion, a genius intellect, and webbing. Bane broke Batman's back. Spidey is like 200 times what Bane is. I can only imagine what Spidey would do to him.

Originally posted by Marcus4600
^ Who? I sincerely Batman has faced anyone who's got lightning quick reflexes, a Spider-sense, good one-liners, class 15 strength, near precogntion, a genius intellect, and webbing. Bane broke Batman's back. Spidey is like 200 times what Bane is. I can only imagine what Spidey would do to him.

Batman ran a gauntlet of all of his enemies with no rest dor days on end before confronting Bane, Bane could not do that normally. Needless to say that was still a decently young Batman.

Originally posted by Marcus4600
^ Who? I sincerely Batman has faced anyone who's got lightning quick reflexes, a Spider-sense, good one-liners, class 15 strength, near precogntion, a genius intellect, and webbing. Bane broke Batman's back. Spidey is like 200 times what Bane is. I can only imagine what Spidey would do to him.

Batman taught Chuck Norris.

I always wondered HOW THE F!#K did it happened that Batman and Spider-man fell from the same hight into snow and Spider-man was the one who was unconscious after the fall. This guy can jump 20 meters straight up. What a bullshit!

Originally posted by samishe
I always wondered HOW THE F!#K did it happened that Batman and Spider-man fell from the same hight into snow and Spider-man was the one who was unconscious after the fall. This guy can jump 20 meters straight up. What a bullshit!

Spidey fell on his head, bat's landed on his feet by the look of it.

Originally posted by samishe
I always wondered HOW THE F!#K did it happened that Batman and Spider-man fell from the same hight into snow and Spider-man was the one who was unconscious after the fall. This guy can jump 20 meters straight up. What a bullshit!

its the coat.... 😖hifty:

you know, he isnt moving as freely or whatever

Originally posted by grey fox
Spidey fell on his head, bat's landed on his feet by the look of it.

I believe that punch in the head from Rhino is harder than fall from 20 meters hight.

Originally posted by inamilist
its the coat.... 😖hifty:

you know, he isnt moving as freely or whatever

😂

Originally posted by samishe
I believe that punch in the head from Rhino is harder than fall from 20 meters hight.

Very true...

Originally posted by Murda Mase
And its not like Batman hasn't faced and beatin someone like that before.

Originally posted by grey fox
Spidey fell on his head, bat's landed on his feet by the look of it.

When was the last time Spidey landed on his head? From anything?

Batman's jobber aura affects everyone around him, it seems...not just his enemies.

How the hell do you job your own ally?

Spider-Man should start singing I whupped Batman's ass!

Hi. Never posted before but enjoy reading this forum.

Wouldn't Batman have something in his utility belt that would incapacitate Spider Man (that he couldn't dodge) long enough to take him out? A flash bomb that would blind him? Some sort of sonic device that would knock him out a la a thunder clap?

Originally posted by james1865
Hi. Never posted before but enjoy reading this forum.

Wouldn't Batman have something in his utility belt that would incapacitate Spider Man (that he couldn't dodge) long enough to take him out? A flash bomb that would blind him? Some sort of sonic device that would knock him out a la a thunder clap?

True a gadget would be Batman's only hope but thats assuming he is quick enough to do it, and with spidey being much, much faster in this fight, I see it being over before bat's pulls it from his utility belt...........