I think it would go something like this..
Batman swooped down with gliding finesse, landing cleanly on the rooftop of an apartment complex. He always did act like a ghost. Gotham was his city and nobody could ever take that away from him. However, tonight he was at the wrong place and time. A sound of shoes cackling on a neighboring wall bewildered the Dark Knight. Then suddenly he looked in the direction of what could have been made out to be..a man dressed like a spider. Spider-Man. The web slinger saw dark assortments of colors and a batarang sticking out of his gauntlet. There was trouble.
"Scary costume, try something a little less psychotic on your next costume design," the cocky arachnid remarked.
"I don't know who you are but it's best you mind your own business. I'm not exactly from this universe anyway."
Spider-Man looked at him in a funny way.
"Oh? Then perhaps I may be of service in helping you find your way."
Batman was too analytical to even muster a "what's going on?" All Batman acknowledged was that he DEFINITELY did not like this world.
And just like that, Spider-Man charged at him with breakneck speed. The Bat managed to sidestep an attack, barrel rolled over, and got back up to his feet. Not good. Right then and there, Batman knew that his foe was stronger, faster, and had better balance. Now he would have to rely on his cunningness, which almost never failed him.
Spider-Man shouted as he dove in for a series of punches. All attacks were systematically blocked by Batman except one, which knocked The Dark Knight halfway across the rooftop.
"ARGH," Batman whispered as he skidded across the pavement. Now Bruce knew to be careful. One punch of Spidey's could probably break through brick walls. He quickly backflipped up, only to be assaulted with a barrage of combos. With skill, Batman managed to sidestep and block the most of incoming damage, all the while knocking Spidey up with a huge uppercut. This sent Peter Parker flying but it hadn't phased him. Spider-Man simply back flipped high into the air and landed back on his feet, ready for war.
"You're stronger than Dare Devil, I'll give you that. But you're no match for me. I'm 10 times stronger than you are."
With that, Spidey shot out lightning fast cobwebs which wrapped around Batman's feet.
"What the.."
Before the Bat could do anything, Spidey was hurling him around and around, eventually letting go. Bruce flung fast but took out his grappling gun and connected with a lamp pole. With all his might, he propelled himself up and back on the rooftop, missle kicking Spidey onto the ground and creating a ruckage of debris. Batman sliced the webbing off with a batarang, then threw it adjacently at the deranged arachnid. It arced back which almost connected with Spidey's head if not for his sixth sense. The batarang came right back at The Dark Knight who easily snatched it.
"Okay. Any more tricks I should know about?"
Spidey squirted even more webbing but failed to connect with Batman who was cartwheeling and darting past every attempt. Realizing that a long range attack was now useless, Peter dashed towards Batman and attempted to land a few punches. However skilled Batman was in dozens of martial arts, he was not fast enough to escape blows from a superpowered vigilante. Batman managed to block every hit with his hands, yet the impact almost propelled him off the rooftop.
"Had enough?," Spider-Man exclaimed in triumph.
With that, Batman connected Spider-Man with a series of jabs that would have bested many of Peter Parker's enemies.
Spider-Man had enough. This fight had gone too long and the hallucinogen had kicked in. He pertained all his regular attributes except the ability to percieve reality. Everything was the same except Batman, who looked like the embodiment of hell in Spider-Man's hallucinating eyes. Six tails and the face of a dragon.
"The fight ends here," Peter remarked.
Intending for a conclusion, he darted towards Batman and distracted him with a series of punches, all of which Batman dodged. Now with close range, The Web Slinger wrapped Batman's hands together like cobweb cufflings. Spider-Man was trying to finish this now. He searched for a steel railing and found one on the edge of that rooftop, then dashed towards it, all the while dragging Batman on the ground with his innovative cufflings.
"You underestimate me," Batman shouted with exuberance.
The Dark Knight not only managed to stop Spidey in his tracks, but front flipped, then lifted his hands into the air and down, catching Spider-Man by the neck with the long string portion of Spidey's web cufflings. Now trying to end the confrontation, Bruce Wayne choked Spidey with the string and all the while sending a razor sharp batarang, right at Spidey's head.
WACK!
now. It only took one batarang to beat Scorpion so I'm pretty sure thats the end for Spidey
Originally posted by Creshosk
And the spidey sense isn't infalliable. . .
But, in 90 % of his fights, it works perfectly. There's absolutely no reason to assume his spidersense will, for some reason, not work good enough.
(Not that he actually needs his spidersense to beat Batman, he has fought without it more than once 😉 ).
Fanboys are more die hard than Borg Race from Star Trek, next topic they'll be arguing Batman can beat Galactus and Living Tribunal, on the next Batman will beat the Avengers and then he'll beat Thanos.
Spider-Man wins, is so hard to accept for you all?
He has fought many glorified martial arts users, and Batman is just GLORIFIED from proof of crap writing, that's why he has so much credit here.Deathstroke has bested him on more than one occasion, Batman beat him cause he's the "hero", but still with major troubles, Spider-Man has not the fighting skills of Slade or the healing factor, but on strenght and reflexes, plus durability he's above both him and Batman, Batman is not winning, cause Spider-Man needs a SINGLE hit to K.O. Batman, who is HUMAN, HUMAN DURABILITY against a punch that can bend titanium, Batman is going to need serious medical assistance.