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Batman fans.
"BUT HE HAS MASTERED ALL MARTIAL ARTS SO THAT MEANS HE CAN OUTSMART AND STOP ANY SUPERHUMAN PHYSICAL ATTACK"
"BATMAN BEAT SUPERMAN!!"
"Dude seriously, Batman kicked down a tree in one comic. Spidey will get owned Ninja Style."
"I don't care if Spiderman is stronger, more agile, faster, bending titanium, can leap five stories, has a spidersense, whatever, what you are forgetting here is that Batman beat Superman."
"Hah Webbing? Whatever, let's just see if he can get the webs out before Batman unleases the atomic bomb or infinity gauntlet in his utility belt. Besides, I bet you didn't know that Batman beat Superman on more than one occasion."
*posts an obscure, blurry picture of Batman fighting a bunch of goons*
"This totally proves that Batman will own Spiderman. Anyone who thinks Spiderman has a chance at winning is an idiot."
"We all know that in real life a Bat would own any Spider."
"Would that Bat own a Super Man?" asks the Spiderman fan.
"Shut up fanboy you're not making any sense."
"Wait...let's create a realistic scenario here"
Spiderman walks into Gotham city, at night. "Hello"
The Dark Knight batarangs him dead.
"See? That is how Batman will kick Spiderman's ass. Where was his Spidey sense that time? hohoho"
"Batman a normal human? I don't remember which issue, but one time Batman kicked Pluto and it exploded."
Here's another typical Batman-fan reply:
"Spider-Man is sooo overrated, he gets way too much credit here on the forums. It doesn't matter if SM is stronger, faster, more agile, more durable, has a nigh unbreakable web and some other powers, we're talking about freaking BATMAN people !
That guy always wins ! That's what he does, he looks at you ! He spots your weakness in a split second ! He thinks, he acts ! He doesn't feel no pain, the guy just keeps coming ! He knows 127 forms of martial arts, which he's gonna perform all at the same time people !! He beat Superman for crying out loud.
Spider-Man is so dead, especially when he is stupid enough to fight the Dark Knight in the night. Cuz Batman is at best in the dark... he can see in the dark, you know, and SM will only bump into walls, but Batman, he is the incarnation of darkness.
I almost pity Spider-Man. Mind you, I am a big Spider-Man fan, but even I know when he's completely outclassed. This is a joke."
Originally posted by who?-kid
Here's another typical Batman-fan reply:"Spider-Man is sooo overrated, he gets way too much credit here on the forums. It doesn't matter if SM is stronger, faster, more agile, more durable, has a nigh unbreakable web and some other powers, we're talking about freaking BATMAN people !
That guy always wins ! That's what he does, he looks at you ! He spots your weakness in a split second ! He thinks, he acts ! He doesn't feel no pain, the guy just keeps coming ! He knows 127 forms of martial arts, which he's gonna perform all at the same time people !! He beat Superman for crying out loud.
Spider-Man is so dead, especially when he is stupid enough to fight the Dark Knight in the night. Cuz Batman is at best in the dark... he can see in the dark, you know, and SM will only bump into walls, but Batman, he is the incarnation of darkness.
I almost pity Spider-Man. Mind you, I am a big Spider-Man fan, but even I know when he's completely outclassed. This is a joke."
As opposed to the typical spiderman fanboy response of "Let's remove spidey's opponents powers! Because we don't want spiderman to actuall fight the person, just are own preconcieved idea of who he's fighting."
No freaking duh if spiderman hit batman spiderman would win. But batman isn't stupid enough to just stand there.
Oh yeah spiderman can move faster than anyone on earth!
Originally posted by Creshosk
As opposed to the typical spiderman fanboy response of "Let's remove spidey's opponents powers! Because we don't want spiderman to actuall fight the person, just are own preconcieved idea of who he's fighting."No freaking duh if spiderman hit batman spiderman would win. But batman isn't stupid enough to just stand there.
Oh yeah spiderman can move faster than anyone on earth!
Originally posted by Creshosk
SPIDER MAN DOESN'T KNOW IF HE NEEDS TO OR NOT HE DOES NOT HAVE THE PRIOR KNOWLEDGE AS TO WHAT THE BLOODY BLUE ****ING HELL BATMAN IS!Can you read it that time? Or are your reading skill too selective to read even that?
I'm starting to get the feeling that you're purposely neglecting the fact that I keep repeating this statement over and over again....
Originally posted by StrawNillaAnd you're intentionally ignoring the fact that Spiderman does not know who Batman is. He did not have the prep time needed to decide to rush Batman. He does not know if he can rush Batman without getting his ass handed to him.
Which is exactly why I also argued the fact that nothing like Spidey coming to the conlusion that he would need to KO an opponent if they simply wouldn't stay down after getting knocked down.I'm starting to get the feeling that you're purposely neglecting the fact that I keep repeating this statement over and over again....
The only way that he would know to speedblitz Batman is if he had the knowledge that Batman is not someone who is stronger or who if struck would absorb or burn or mutilate Spiderman.
You are giving him the prior knowledge needed to decide to speedblitz.
He does not have this knowledge.
He would not speedblitz.
If you continue to insist Spiderman speedblitzes, you are continuing to give him the knowledge of who Batman is.
In which case it would only be fair to give Batman the knowledge of who Spider man is.
If you insist on Spiderman speedblitzing Batman then Spiderman will lose as batman will know to throw a bomb at Spiderman in the same manner as the goblin pictured here:
Originally posted by Swanky-TunaHe gets bombs at the start of the fight because of his utility belt:
Batman gets a lit bomb at the start of the fight?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman
He keeps most of his personal field equipment in a signature piece of apparel, a yellow utility belt. It has contained items such as smoke bombs, batarangs, a fingerprint kit, a cutting tool, explosives, a grappling hook gun, a breathing device, etc.
Cripes . . . It's a standard Batman thing.
Originally posted by Creshosk
He gets bombs at the start of the fight because of his utility belt:
Originally posted by Swanky-TunaSo would batman. . .
I'm fully aware that he has a utility belt. Goblin has a bomb ready and waiting.
You spideyfan's selective reading skills are an annoying tactic to keep implimenting.
Batman would pull out a bomb at the begining of the fight and while spiderman was speedblitzing him, throw it at spider man. . . heck Goblin lightly tossed it and it hit Spiderman. . .
Drop the speedblitz idea or spiderman is dead.
Originally posted by Creshosk
So would batman. . .Batman would pull out a bomb at the begining of the fight and while spiderman was speedblitzing him, throw it at spider man. . . heck Goblin lightly tossed it and it hit Spiderman. . .
You spideyfan's selective reading skills are an annoying tactic to keep implimenting.
Drop the speedblitz idea or spiderman is dead.
If you'd been keeping up, you'd see I'm not the one toting the speedblitz idea. I did support the option to do so though.
It makes far more sense for Spidey fighting to the best of his ability while staying in character to bounce around like a superball in a hallway like he has then it does for Batman fighting to the best of his ability while staying in character to immediately use what may be lethal force.
At their best, against strangers, would Spiderman be more likely to be fast and slippery or Batman more likely try to kill someone he doesn't know?
Originally posted by Creshosk
And you're intentionally ignoring the fact that Spiderman does not know who Batman is. He did not have the prep time needed to decide to rush Batman. He does not know if he can rush Batman without getting his ass handed to him.The only way that he would know to speedblitz Batman is if he had the knowledge that Batman is not someone who is stronger or who if struck would absorb or burn or mutilate Spiderman.
You are giving him the prior knowledge needed to decide to speedblitz.
He does not have this knowledge.
He would not speedblitz.
If you continue to insist Spiderman speedblitzes, you are continuing to give him the knowledge of who Batman is.
In which case it would only be fair to give Batman the knowledge of who Spider man is.
If you insist on Spiderman speedblitzing Batman then Spiderman will lose as batman will know to throw a bomb at Spiderman in the same manner as the goblin pictured here:
I'm honestly beginning to believe that you're puprosely ignoring it and instead repeating youreself over and over to see whether or not I'll brake.
One other thing: what's with scanning only half the picture in that link of yours? I'm beginning to think that someone's hiding something.....
Batman is going down. There is no attack that he could implement that Spiderman could not evade. Batman may have greater mastery of martial arts, but there is no way in hell he can compete with Spiderman's physical prowess, superhuman reflexes, senses, and speed. The gadgets in his toolbelt may help him to some degree, but not enough to earn him a win. Once again, Batman goes down.