Dr. Moose's Support thread

Started by Canadian Moose6 pages
Canadian Moose Gone

Dr. Moose's Support thread

Let's face it, we all have problems. No one is immune to them. I can help. I've been a practicing psychiatric physician, for, oh...about 47 seconds now, and I have the answers that you so desperately need. All consultations are private, except for the other members who can see it, and free.

Dr Moose is here to help.

RagingSilent Freak

😂....

Canadian Moose Gone

You're obviously suffering from some sort of emotional instability. I mean, really, who comes into a doctor's office and just starts laughing?

Clovie -~=¤=~-

how old are you? just curious...

.::Levi@than::. Senior Member
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
You're obviously suffering from some sort of emotional instability. I mean, really, who comes into a doctor's office and just starts laughing?

I do..... 😆 😂 hysterical

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Clovie
how old are you? just curious...

Old...really old.

I seem younger and more immature though, don't I?

Corran Lucifer

I see lunatics.

pinsleepe Angelina Jolie Fetishist

HELP ME! I have problems with my personality 🥷

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Old...really old.

I seem younger and more immature though, don't I?

i think you're younger than me lady

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Corran
I see lunatics.

Now now...in here, we prefer the name 'nuts' or 'loonies'. There is no need to medically classify anyone.

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by pinsleepe
HELP ME! I have problems with my personality 🥷

You obviously think you are a ninja. That can be a real problem, especially if you have no actual martial arts training. I think what you need is to focus on the positives in your life....are you able to dress yourself? Can you chew gum and walk at the same time? These positives will help you overcome obstacles.

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Clovie
i think you're younger than me lady

I have my doubts, but if age is an issue, we can discuss it.

How old are you?

Clovie -~=¤=~-

86 😱

pinsleepe Angelina Jolie Fetishist
Originally posted by Canadian Moose
You obviously think you are a ninja. That can be a real problem, especially if you have no actual martial arts training. I think what you need is to focus on the positives in your life....are you able to dress yourself? Can you chew gum and walk at the same time? These positives will help you overcome obstacles.

Thanks, doctor!

About Clovie, we celebrated her 86 birthday 3 weeks ago 😊

Canadian Moose Gone
Originally posted by Clovie
86 😱

I take that back.

I'm 8.

Canadian Moose Gone

Originally posted by pinsleepe
Thanks, doctor!

About Clovie, we celebrated her 86 birthday 3 weeks ago 😊

You're very welcome. If there is anything else, please let me know. And spread the word, I'm here to help.

Syren dreaming

*strolls in*

*looks around with disdain and lights Marlboro*

So Doc, what you gonna 'classify' me as?

Clovie -~=¤=~-

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I take that back.

I'm 8.

didn't you believe me? cry

Syren dreaming

*pats Clovie's head*

I believe you darling ✅

Canadian Moose Gone

Originally posted by Syren
*strolls in*

*looks around with disdain and lights Marlboro*

So Doc, what you gonna 'classify' me as?

I'd have to get to know you first...but, at a glance...

First of all, with the Marlboro, I'd say you have a death wish, but it gives you a confident, sexy kind of aura. However, the obvious disdain tells me you have a inate fear of doctors and possibly pianos as well, but I can't be sure about that last one...