Originally posted by ~Da Moose~please help me cry.... Im thinking about going to a friends house for a movie... the problem is.. .... Ive had his coffee in the past... its soooo good too 😑... how do I go for a movie but not... coffee? bag
This thread didn't really fulfill it's task. There are more lunatics and inbred yokels at KMC than ever before. PLEASE people, for the love of God, LET ME HELP YOU!
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
please help me cry.... Im thinking about going to a friends house for a movie... the problem is.. .... Ive had his coffee in the past... its soooo good too 😑... how do I go for a movie but not... coffee? bag
Essentially, there is no hope for you in this instance. Your obvious nymphomania knows no bounds and the poor bugger has no idea what the hell he's in for. I'll pray for him.
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~IM for serious... I need a coffee fix... prey for him. He does, after coffee with me... well not all the time.. he says Ive put a spell on him... whatever I want I can have but IM not like that... I only want some company and coffee.
Essentially, there is no hope for you in this instance. Your obvious nymphomania knows no bounds and the poor bugger has no idea what the hell he's in for. I'll pray for him.
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
IM for serious... I need a coffee fix... prey for him. He does after coffee with me... well not all the time.. he says Ive put a spell on him... whatever I want I can have but IM not like that... I only want some company and coffee.
Wow, this is worse off than I imagined. I've got a surprise for you though. Bring out Shellie's old roommate, Nailz! Nailz, come on out!!
jerry
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~Nailz! shock.... thats not even right, whats that skank want with him....
Wow, this is worse off than I imagined. I've got a surprise for you though. Bring out Shellie's old roommate, Nailz! Nailz, come on out!!jerry
doesnt matter, he will be busy with me tonight... Ive decided. Movie and a Coffee. 😬
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Nailz! shock.... thats not even right, whats that skank want with him....doesnt matter, he will be busy with me tonight... Ive decided. Movie and a Coffee. 😬
😂
Anyhow. You're a big boy Shellie. You'll have to make up your own mind on this matter, and God rest the soul of the poor bastard who's making the coffee.
Can't you just have Decaf at home?
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~boy? 😖..... Im no boy diva ... .. besides... Id give my left nut to have some coffee tonight.. its not like Id be hurtin anyone. I dont see what the big deal is.
😂Anyhow. You're a big boy Shellie. You'll have to make up your own mind on this matter, and God rest the soul of the poor bastard who's making the coffee.
Can't you just have Decaf at home?
Decaf?... no, I need something strong and bold. I wont find that in my pantry....
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hooo.....Kerry..... 😂 You and the marlboros, and your booty....and your perky boobs....wow.....I still think I love you. 🥷
Yeah, because you're easily pleased. Don't you look for more in a woman now you've matured a little? I mean, who the f.uck did I think I was?
If I met me then, as I am now, I'd punch myself right in the face.
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
boy? 😖..... Im no boy diva ... .. besides... Id give my left nut to have some coffee tonight.. its not like Id be hurtin anyone. I dont see what the big deal is.Decaf?... no, I need something strong and bold. I wont find that in my pantry....
Shh...it makes the story more interesting. 😠
This conversation is getting TOO HOT FOR TV!!
Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, because you're easily pleased. Don't you look for more in a woman now you've matured a little? I mean, who the f.uck did I think I was?If I met me then, as I am now, I'd punch myself right in the face.
😆 Oh Kerry, I'd punch you in the face too.
No, wait, I meant I'd punch me in the face too.
We all do stuff that we aren't proud of. My God woman, I pretended to BE a MOOSE! I think I'd actually convinced myself.
Besides, you were cute. 🙂
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
😆 Oh Kerry, I'd punch you in the face too.No, wait, I meant I'd punch me in the face too.
We all do stuff that we aren't proud of. My God woman, I pretended to BE a MOOSE! I think I'd actually convinced myself.
Besides, you were cute. 🙂
Thanks Moose, it's so good to know you care enough to physically assault me should the moment call for it 😍
Oh, so you wouldn't really punch me? cry
You're still pretending to be a Moose. Um leftright
Yeah. WERE cute? mhm
Originally posted by SyrenI think I want coffee with you now... that was sooo great droolio
Yeah, because you're easily pleased. Don't you look for more in a woman now you've matured a little? I mean, who the f.uck did I think I was?If I met me then, as I am now, I'd punch myself right in the face.
Im terrible bag
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~this isnt interesting... this is my life 😐
Shh...it makes the story more interesting. 😠This conversation is getting TOO HOT FOR TV!!
I want some English coffee... I dont know whats wrong with me, why do I want it sooo much? 😖
Originally posted by Syren
Thanks Moose, it's so good to know you care enough to physically assault me should the moment call for it 😍Oh, so you wouldn't really punch me? cry
You're still pretending to be a Moose. Um leftright
Yeah. WERE cute? mhm
I wouldn't just physically assault anyone, y'know? 😍
I might.
Hell no! I AM a Moose honey! 😠 Pfft.
Kerry, you're beyond cute now. 🙂
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I think I want coffee with you now... that was sooo great droolioIm terrible bag
this isnt interesting... this is my life 😐
I want some English coffee... I dont know whats wrong with me, why do I want it sooo much? 😖
*strokes beard* Fascinating.....Fascinating......
.o0{It's times like these where I wish I was less good looking and more smartererer....er.....😕 )