Dr. Moose's Support thread

Originally posted by Clovie
😑 it doesn't make me feel anything at all.

You can feel me if it helps 😗

Originally posted by Syren
You can feel me if it helps 😗

hug

Originally posted by Syren
Big heart, big mouth and big eyes, height; I guess I'm kinda tall. I have ample booty (considering I'm slender) and I also have freakishly long fingers. So......

I think I love you.

everyone does 🙂

kerry i have never seen your pic 😑 nono

😱

I had loads of modelling pics done a few months ago, but my friend downstairs (he took them) sent them to my email and I never received them, and he deleted them off the disc as soon as he sent them. I'll have some more done because I was really surprised, I actually looked quite good. THEN you'll see me ✅

Moose, I never love on the first date.

really??? 😱 when????????????????

When I get them done. I have to find someone semi professional, I don't want tacky pics diva

😗 i know who can make good pics... but no point in telling that 😛

*can't wait*

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
Now now...in here, we prefer the name 'nuts' or 'loonies'. There is no need to medically classify anyone.

These pictures, even the tacky ones, may help me form a better analysis. But...in my professional opinion, I'd say you're a well endowed....er...adjusted woman who wants to be my nurse.

Originally posted by Corran
I can see the loonies' nuts.

😱

Woah, three whole pages (almost) until some genius got there!!

Corran winkiss

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
These pictures, even the tacky ones, may help me form a better analysis. But...in my professional opinion, I'd say you're a well endowed....er...adjusted woman who wants to be my nurse.

Pffffft!! Me? A Nurse? Honey, I'm a Club Owner/Dancer/Barmaid 😄

Originally posted by Syren
Pffffft!! Me? A Nurse? Honey, I'm a Club Owner/Dancer/Barmaid 😄

But the fringe benefits....

Are my nuts showing?

OK, I'll do it 🙂

Gotta go now though, catch y'all later hug

Later.

Dr. Moose is taking a break too.

bye kerz buhbye

Odd questions plague my brain and keep me awake at night, and often during the day.

Questions like "how can a moose type" and "why is it that all the cute chicks get there names translated into nice pretty things and i get stuck with "Super Lesion stump boy".

Help me doc....

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Odd questions plague my brain and keep me awake at night, and often during the day.

Questions like "how can a moose type" and "why is it that all the cute chicks get there names translated into nice pretty things and i get stuck with "Super Lesion stump boy".

Help me doc....

*snorting laughter behind his hoof*

Good questions young man...not easilly answered.

Well, first off, most people don't know, but us EVOLVED Moose, have a tiny opposable thumb that allows us some manual motor skills that many others, including humans don't have. Hours and HOURS of training as well as some discreet plastic surgery have also helped.

On to your second question.

Look pal, don't piss in my cornflakes. I know which side my bread is buttered on, and if giving a cute girl a nice name is gonna help my chances of getting a date for the Forrest Ball, then I'M GONNA TAKE IT!

😆