Dr. Moose's Support thread

A prime example of why animals shouldn't be allowed to join forums. ermm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
A prime example of why animals shouldn't be allowed to join forums. ermm

You know, you've been quite insulting of me now for some weeks. It's akin to a little girl hitting the boy in the school yard whom she secretly has a crush on.

Dr Moose's diagnosis: Fianna loves me! Fianna loves me! 😛

😂

Isn't it the other way around? The little boy bullies the girl he has a secret crush on because he's unable to display true affection, being male.

But the little girl bullies the boy she genuinely thinks is an imbecile. In my experience dodgy

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*strokes beard* Fascinating.....Fascinating......

.o0{It's times like these where I wish I was less good looking and more smartererer....er.....😕 )

Originally posted by Syren
😂

Isn't it the other way around? The little boy bullies the girl he has a secret crush on because he's unable to display true affection, being male.

But the little girl bullies the boy she genuinely thinks is an imbecile. In my experience dodgy

And THAT is why you are my secretary and not a proper doctor.

Ms. Syren, please take a dictation.

Ahem. I, Ms Syren, shall never offer my opinion to Dr Moose EVER again, lest I be tied to his bedpost and flogged mercilessly.

🥷

Actually, what are you doing after work? naughty

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You know, you've been quite insulting of me now for some weeks. It's akin to a little girl hitting the boy in the school yard whom she secretly has a crush on.

Dr Moose's diagnosis: Fianna loves me! Fianna loves me! 😛

I refer you to Syren's answer. It is quite sufficient.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And THAT is why you are my secretary and not a proper doctor.

Ms. Syren, please take a dictation.

Ahem. I, Ms Syren, shall never offer my opinion to Dr Moose EVER again, lest I be tied to his bedpost and flogged mercilessly.

🥷

Actually, what are you doing after work? naughty

Consider me officially offended mhm

Seriously though, dictation or no dictation, I'm right. Say it 😒

[whisper]Syren, I killed off Talia shock[/whisper]

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
*pulls out a pin and sticks it into the giant balloon that is your ego*

I refer you to Syren's answer. It is quite sufficient.

It's understandable. You're too smitten to speak for yourself. It's ok. Let's try to be professional, ok? 😎

Originally posted by Syren
Consider me officially offended mhm

Seriously though, dictation or no dictation, I'm right. Say it 😒

Right, you were my nurse, sorry. I forgot why I hired you, other than the fact that your legs are so long that they end somewhere behind your ears..... droolio

I can't and I won't mhm

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
[whisper]Syren, I killed off Talia shock[/whisper]

jawdrop

I will probably hate you for the next hour or so. Do not be alarmed, consider it my grieving period cry

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Right, you were my nurse, sorry. I forgot why I hired you, other than the fact that your legs are so long that they end somewhere behind your ears..... droolio

I can't and I won't mhm

stfu

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
It's understandable. You're too smitten to speak for yourself. It's ok. Let's try to be professional, ok? 😎

Originally posted by Syren
jawdrop

I will probably hate you for the next hour or so. Do not be alarmed, consider it my grieving period cry

stfu

Originally posted by Syren
jawdrop

I will probably hate you for the next hour or so. Do not be alarmed, consider it my grieving period cry

stfu

God, I am just so pompous, aren't I?

but my hottness makes up for it. 😎

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
It's so hard though Scott, I mean I just love you so much, how am I supposed to deal with it? I know that you're only attracted to Norwegian truck drivers but surely we can work something out?

Silly Svend, that's what attracted me to you in the first place.

*makes crazy "Honk the horn" sings by pumping his fist in the air* 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Silly Svend, that's what attracted me to you in the first place.

*makes crazy "Honk the horn" sings by pumping his fist in the air* 😱

wOw the tables turned quickly in here droolio.... Im feeling so much better about having coffee tonight. 😊

Originally posted by Canadian Moose
I take that back.

I'm 8.

*bans* 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
So now you've just moved on? Just like that? cry

Well, apparently you don't have your truck anymore, so.....no big rig, no Big moose. nono

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, apparently you don't have your truck anymore, so.....no big rig, no Big moose. nono