Batman vs....waite for it..........

Started by Never9 pages
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
You don't really slice, dice, or rub asses with butter really. You just say something and refuse to accept things from the outside.

Considering you have zero clue about our history of darts and laurels your comment holds VERY little weight.

Originally posted by who?-kid

No shit ? Really ? I mean really ? Oh man, and all this time I was thinking they were real mutants… oh boy… the humiliation… and that big guy with the pointy ears and the dark cape, could that be… Batman ? Nooo !

So why did you open your big mouth and type, QUOTE:

Heh, nice try, but did YOU not read them ? That big ugly dude with sharp teeth was no mutant, just the leader of a gang. What a mistake to make .

Because, AS USUAL, you MISINTERPRETED a statement and yeehawed your high horse in here attempting to refute it. Odd...why would I say that "homo superior" as Marvel knows it does not exist in the DCU and then turn around and say that he was a MUTANT (pursuant to Marvel's definition)? Duh.

you can argue what you want, but this gives people who do NOT know the story the false impression that Batman was actually fighting a mutant, and that he only defeated this mutant because he used his brains.

See above. Take foot out of mouth. DCU HAS no mutants, so why on earth would Batman be fighting one unless he was in a crossover...and "Dark Knight Returns" is no crossover? Duh.

That's why I said - very politely - that he was no mutant.

More wasted keystrokes.

Batman was fighting the leader of a murderous gang called the Mutants. This leader was no real mutant, only a big and very tough guy.

See above.

So he was not fighting the mutant. (I maybe could have accepted the Mutant with a capital M). Think before you write something down and after you have written it, check your facts again. And your capital letters.

Dubious this, dubious that, who are you, one of the Dubious Brothers ?

Hahaha, because YOU thought you found a mistake I am supposed to heed your advice on how to respond in a thread? 😘

Obviously, it’s not you lol. You don't know what a true genius is ? Somehow I'm not that amazed.

I know what a truly ignorant individual is. Would you like a mirror?

No he isn’t. Technically speaking, he’s of course as much human as you and me. Duuh ! But even for a comic character, his abilities are too much and too perfect to still be credible.

LoL, what a blow hard. After the comic book creators - and anyone halfway familiar with the character - claimed that he is human, you keep chopping wood and claim that he is not. Black Panther is much more resourceful than Batman is.

But he's not "human" either, because YOU might say he is not. Picture that.

beats up every villain that crosses his path

Did he "beat up" Bane? Talk about "homo exaggeratus."

is the best detective of his time

Actually Sherlock Holmes is. Do you REALLY read comic books?

has mastered dozens of martial arts

So?

is a scientific genius

So?

still jumps like absolutely nothing has happened despite the bullets and the flesh wounds he took

So?

hits the streets from time to time as Matches Malone... Oh yeah, he has to be Bruce Wayne also from time to time, has to invent stuff, develop kryptonite rings and so on and so on and so on.

So? He's still human.

three posts in a row, youre only proving swankty-tuna was right

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
He stands with low-level superpowered 'freaks.' I understand the fanboy crap, or fangirl. I happen to be that way with Thor and a few others, but if you actually think Batman can go toe-to-toe with Superman and others, you're out of your mind. Perhaps the reason many don't have faith in homo sapiens is due to the fact that we have known homo sapiens all our lives and have seen what little they are capable of doing against gods.

I believ batman is no inferior to Superman or any other superhuman!!!!!Wait Superman isn't EVEN human!!!
Batman is in fact SUPERIOR in the sense that being only a mere mortal, human he hands their asses to them!

GO BATSY!GO BATSY!!GO BATSY!!!!! 💃

Originally posted by Havoc470
three posts in a row, youre only proving swankty-tuna was right

Three posts to address three separate individuals, or I guess you missed that in your haste to respond? 🙄

i read it all -_-...and i did'nt miss that at all

Quote from FrothByte

batman's writers just exaggerate batman toooo much. let me give you a few examples:

1.) batman mastered what, about 50 forms of martial arts and he is only 30 or something? 1 martial art discipline could take almost a lifetime mastering, can you tell me how batman mastered all those martial arts while growing up and managing wayne enterprises? the only explanation i have for you is this: EXAGGERATION

So batman being a prodigy those not mean anything?

Quote from FrothByte
2.) batman fights crime all night, finds time to work out, finds time to create new gizmos, finds time to manage wayne enterprises, hangs out with jla, flirts with girls, researches on criminals... well let me tell you, there are only 24 hrs in each day. when the hell does this man sleep?!! again, EXAGGERATION of his character. humanly impossible.

You see this is why he as luxious fox help himout from time to time. And there is some thing called a planner.

Quote from FrothByte
3.) batman is a billionare. what the hell is wayne enterprises suppose to be doing business with to earn that much money?

Well when you are a prodigy there is nothing you can't do that is when you are batman.When you are a good business man that is what tends to happen. You become very rich

Quote from FrothByte
4)asides from his sidekicks, batman has only got his butler as company in his house. who the hell helps him make all his gadgets like the batplane? don't tell me he's an engineer and carpenter too!

Ok I will not tell you he is an engineer and a very fine carpenter. Come on How do you thing he is able to come up will all the stuff that he uses. Oh let me guess he bought them in a store. sure.......

Batman does what he does because of his training. And he is the most human superhero out there. And driven by pure vengenance and a sence of justice. his style. He also he also has a big family to take care of him.

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Batman does what he does because of his training. And he is the most human superhero out there. And driven by pure vengenance and a sence of justice. his style. He also he also has a big family to take care of him.

i think human superhero is kind of contradicting

imo he isnt as human as the punisher, although he is from another universe but im talking about Marvel and DC comics in general

What do you mean?

And he is every bit as human as the punisher.

i think the punisher is a true human, with the same vengeance as batman, without the billions of dollars, but thats from my point of view

i was just joking around with the human superhero thing, i was trying to say that a human cant be a superhero, but he can be a normal hero

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
And he is the most human superhero out there.

He's human... but with his abilities, he's the least feasible.

He started training at a yound age. A lot of time to be perfect at what ever he does

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I believ batman is no inferior to Superman or any other superhuman!!!!!Wait Superman isn't EVEN human!!!
Batman is in fact SUPERIOR in the sense that being only a mere mortal, human he hands their asses to them!

GO BATSY!GO BATSY!!GO BATSY!!!!! 💃

Do you understand 'superior?' Superior means he's better, higher, more powerful as a hero. He is not. He doesn't 'hand asses' to more power powerful superhumans like Superman. Holding a piece of kryptonite doesn't mean he 'hands his ass' to him. I can beat Superman while holding a piece of kryptonite. It's the kryptonite that weakens him, not the individual holding it.

how old was batman when he started training?

Originally posted by lifeisaglich
Quote from FrothByte

batman's writers just exaggerate batman toooo much. let me give you a few examples:

1.) batman mastered what, about 50 forms of martial arts and he is only 30 or something? 1 martial art discipline could take almost a lifetime mastering, can you tell me how batman mastered all those martial arts while growing up and managing wayne enterprises? the only explanation i have for you is this: EXAGGERATION

So batman being a prodigy those not mean anything?

Quote from FrothByte
2.) batman fights crime all night, finds time to work out, finds time to create new gizmos, finds time to manage wayne enterprises, hangs out with jla, flirts with girls, researches on criminals... well let me tell you, there are only 24 hrs in each day. when the hell does this man sleep?!! again, EXAGGERATION of his character. humanly impossible.

You see this is why he as luxious fox help himout from time to time. And there is some thing called a planner.

Quote from FrothByte
3.) batman is a billionare. what the hell is wayne enterprises suppose to be doing business with to earn that much money?

Well when you are a prodigy there is nothing you can't do that is when you are batman.When you are a good business man that is what tends to happen. You become very rich

a prodigy is someone who is extremely good in doing a certain aspect in life, maybe one or two. someone who is an extreme prodigy might be able to be extremely good in about 3 areas... but that's about it.

someone who is a prodigy in martial arts, engineering, science, business, carpentry, detective work, flirting with girls, earning money, jumping off high places, going toe to toe with super beings.... well that's not a human prodigy no more. what you have there is a demi god.

Batman will NEVER be human because he's a human that does superhuman feats that are impossible for humans to accomplish. I started kickboxing at 6 and im still not a master at it.

shaolin monks go to the temple at what, 7? they live their whole lives training there and still no one gets to master what bruce wayne did.

you cant be a prodigy in martial arts in general, but one or two martial arts maybe

im agreeing with your post

IT'S.

A.

COMIC.

BOOK.

I don't see you guys giving Superman sh!t for what he's able to do. Everything Batman does is HUMAN, he just covers a large enough spectrum for it to seem inhuman.

Originally posted by Havoc470
but nothings wrong with batman not being human, i dont see him as a human i still see him as a cool character...just because i dont believe he's a human doesnt mean i dont have much faith in homosapiens, its just what you said it is A COMIC BOOK, and basing faith in homosapiens on a comic book is a little too much imo

i said this a few pages ago

Originally posted by Linkalicious
IT'S.

A.

COMIC.

BOOK.

I don't see you guys giving Superman sh!t for what he's able to do. Everything Batman does is HUMAN, he just covers a large enough spectrum for it to seem inhuman.

that's because superman isn't human. he's a superpowered alien that's able to do superpowered things.
but batman is human. despite all the training and talents and money and will power and discipline he has... he is still only human. and being human has its limits. what pisses me off is that batman writers don't seem to want to apply these human limits to batman.

but regardless to what the writers wrote, i was still pretty much entertained by batman comics... thats untill i started reading the posts of the bat fans here. the way they talk about batman makes me want to puke. yes yes, batman is human biologically... but that's all he's human in.