I would venture that this is the typically accepted course run by your average (non-homosexual, male) child.
Born
Hates girls, except for mother (Loves Power Rangers and Star Wars)
Sticks much gum into the hair of the opposite sex.
Suddenly! realizes that girls as desireable as a bowl of fruity pebbles on a late afternoon in your favorite vacation locale.
Begins acting like others of the same sex (like sports team mates, friends, etc) don't matter, in favor of the opposite sex.
Encounters an awkwards stage where everything they do is meant to enforce an opinion of themselves on the opposite sex
COLLEGE OR HIGH SCHOOL (depending on which side of the tracks you were born and raised)
HATES homework!
Opposite sex suddenly starts acting like you exist.
PROM or GRADUATION
Stupidity ensues
Even more awkward, yet knowledgable, social life ensues, based solely on inserting the male penis into the female vagina.
Much embarrasment
Finally, one meets someone that falls for their stupid behavior and antics.
Marriage and Babbies
Social obligation fulfilled
Death
(My god, is it any wonder parents aren't treated better, considering their walk down the same path before us?)